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Funny story: Ransom Notes to The Editor

Ransom Notes to The Editor

Dear Sir, You are probably wondering what has become of your editor, Mr Lowton, as he has not been seen in your offices since last Thursday. The answer is simple: Your editor has been kidnapped, and is currently being held to ransom. He was taken by me during his lunch break, when he had popped out (as was his custom) to buy a sandwich from Greggs The Bakers across the road. I have been...

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Funny story: United Nations troops needed for the United Kingdom

United Nations troops needed for the United Kingdom

LONDON, England: In scenes reminiscent of the Blitz, the populace of England are being terrorised by gangs of thugs. Norman Brennan the former British Transport Police officer and founder of the Victims of Crime Trust, has made this statement on na...

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Funny story: Concerns Over Cameron's Riots Master Plan Remedy!

Concerns Over Cameron's Riots Master Plan Remedy!

Relative calm was restored to the streets and dark alleys of London last night following the Reichstag-like fires across the Nation's capital just twenty-four hours earlier. Prime Minister David Cameron's made a cunning ploy to forewarn Monday ni...

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Funny story: Manchester Riots: MP's Enraged

Manchester Riots: MP's Enraged

Manchester has suffered the worst riots and public unrest in the city's history. Yobs, youths, and grown men that should know better, laid siege to the centre of Manchester last night. A government spokesman said early this morning: "These fol...

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Funny story: Metropolitan Police's plans

Metropolitan Police's plans

London, England. Monday. Police have finally developed a feasible plan to control or even cease the level of rioting and looting happening in the city streets today. Over the course of the last 48 hours, Metropolitan Police have devised a number of o...

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Funny story: London Riots spread to Dublin

London Riots spread to Dublin

Hot on the heels of the recent unrest in London, it has been reported that riots have now spread to Dublin. There were rumours last night that up to 3 pints of Guinness had been spilled in the past two hours in the centre of Dublin, and Irish Prim...

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Funny story: London's Burning! Riots Persist for Another Night

London's Burning! Riots Persist for Another Night

Prime Minister David Cameron has cut short his holiday abroad and is trying to book a flight back to the UK to take control of the serious situation in the capital where thousands of youths have seized control of the streets. The rampaging youth...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson's Mug Shot Is Beyond Being Coyote Ugly!

Lindsay Lohan's Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson's Mug Shot Is Beyond Being Coyote Ugly!

BARSTOW, California - Deejay Samantha Ronson was returning from having performed at a QuinceaƱera Party in Las Vegas when she was pulled over for doing 89 mph in a 29 mph speed zone. Ronson, the ex-girlfriend of Lindsay "The Lucky Bitch" Lohan, to...

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Funny story: Candy Thief Arrested and Thrown into Jail

Candy Thief Arrested and Thrown into Jail

Recently, Mr. Butterfinger® from Chocolate Ville wondered what the Whichamacallit® was lying by the Dots® on 5th Avenue®. Help arrived when the 3 Musketeers® jumped in to investigate, but crying interrupted them as Baby Ruth®...

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Funny story: Olympic Torch to be carried through the streets of Middlesbrough, North East England on its way to London

Olympic Torch to be carried through the streets of Middlesbrough, North East England on its way to London

Most residents of Middlesbrough, England, were ecstatic when they heard that the Olympic Torch will be carried through their town en route to London for the opening of the 2012 Olympic Games. The 'handing over' of the torch will take place at The...

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Funny story: Financial cuts to police service puts game birds at risk

Financial cuts to police service puts game birds at risk

Planned cuts in the police department may not be popular with many, but one section of society who are elated with the news are thieves. LancsNews's talented and outrageous reporter Taribo West tracked a robber and found him in his secret cave. Th...

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Funny story: Police to cut brown envelope receptacles by 14%

Police to cut brown envelope receptacles by 14%

The HM Inspectorate of Constabulary has confirmed they will be drastically slashing the number of brown envelope receptacles in operation across the force in the UK, according to research conducted by the body. It is expected that there will be 34...

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Funny story: No One in Rome Ever Had Anything to Do With Sejanus, Records Show

No One in Rome Ever Had Anything to Do With Sejanus, Records Show

Despite his meteoric rise to power, his total control of the Senate, Tribunes and the Praetorian Guard and also the vice-like grip he held over the city for over fifteen years, it emerged today that not one single person in Rome had had much to do wi...

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Funny story: Pulled Over for Drunk Driving? You May Have To Drive Yourself to the Police Station!

Pulled Over for Drunk Driving? You May Have To Drive Yourself to the Police Station!

The government is to consider changing the drink driving laws in Britain. For a trial period in and around London from next month traffic police officers will no longer have to accompany drivers to police stations after they've been pulled over when...

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Funny story: Golf Club Disco Sparks Riot In West London

Golf Club Disco Sparks Riot In West London

A leafy west London suburb was recovering after another night of violence today. Riot police had a long night trying to bring order to Chiswick after angry revellers went berserk after a golf club disco. The trouble apparently began at Wyke Gre...

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Funny story: Local Man Kicked Out of House By Parents; Invokes Squatter's Rights

Local Man Kicked Out of House By Parents; Invokes Squatter's Rights

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA - Unemployed local Ed Stepson, 37, was kicked out of his parent's house today by his father, Gene Stepson, 63, and mother, Jean Stepson, 59. Ed rejected his parent's proposal by invoking the antiquated "squatter's rights," giv...

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Funny story: Nottingham Police Granted Special Status!

Nottingham Police Granted Special Status!

It was revealed by Haye Tyson, a City Council litter picker this morning to our ace, unpaid, senile reporter Inchcock Gobblenot, that the Nottingham City Police are to awarded a Special Preservation Order from the city. Mr Tyson went on to explain...

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