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Funny story: Large hard-on collider behind big bang theories

Large hard-on collider behind big bang theories

Switzerland - (Big Ass Mess): "Sure, ya, it makes the earth move!" was the only comment from the top CERN physicist in charge of spoonfeeding luddite press imagination following today's big bang workout in a Swiss underground bunker formerly used by...

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Funny story: Sarah Palins Husband suffers Stroke, Penis Implant Found!

Sarah Palins Husband suffers Stroke, Penis Implant Found!

HNN NEWS Husband of Governor Sarah Palin, Todd Palin is reported to have suffered a stroke earlier today which has rendered his right side completely paralysed. All was well for the Palins until an x-ray of Mr Palins 'lower half' was 'accidentally' l...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps Refuses to Endorse Viagra

Michael Phelps Refuses to Endorse Viagra

Michael Phelps, who recently won 8 Olympic Gold Medals at the Chinese games, has been signed to endorse over 52 products in television commercials and print advertising. He will be featured on boxes of Wheaties, in ads for soft drinks, in spots for...

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Funny story: Man with world's biggest penis admits he has trouble keeping it in his pants.

Man with world's biggest penis admits he has trouble keeping it in his pants.

Life might not be all sunshine and roses for someone as well-endowed as Cyril Clitlicker. The man famous for having a 36inch willy confesses that his exceptionally large manhood often gets him into serious trouble. Cyril was answering questions at...

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Funny story: Dear Paraphernalia4Yourgenitalia.cum: Does recircumcision stimulate penis growth?

Dear Paraphernalia4Yourgenitalia.cum: Does recircumcision stimulate penis growth?

Dear P4YG, Is it true that in the same way that frequent hair cutting brings in longer and thicker hair( you should see the hedge upon my mons pubis from early and often weed wacking!), a recircumcision brin gs the penis back in larger and wider than life size? BIGBUSH n lil dick Dear Mr President and Vice, First let me say how honored and sexsually pleased I am to have the abstinence only...

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Funny story: UK Resident Mohammed BinYAHHHH! Had His Penis Cut by British MI 5 and US Gitmo Razor Blade!

UK Resident Mohammed BinYAHHHH! Had His Penis Cut by British MI 5 and US Gitmo Razor Blade!

In a classic case of penis envy, US and UK spies, spooks and psychologists were deeply involved in the re-circumcision of Mohammed BinYAHHHH! The Ethiopian national has been awarded the Guinness Book of Records Award for being tortured by more co...

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Funny story: Performance Artist Pushes Envelope with Penis

Performance Artist Pushes Envelope with Penis

Local Cleveland performance artist Barry St. Jose Barry has been wowing audiences with a new show that he promises will really push the envelope of performance artist presentations. "It's a show about a manila envelope, a man, and how he conf...

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Funny story: German farmer gets double penis implant

German farmer gets double penis implant

A German farmer who lost his penis in a accident, has become the first man ever to receive a double penis implant. The farmer lost his original penis, when his wife discovered that he had engaged in bestiality with sheep and goats and mutilated...

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Funny story: Global Warming and Penis Size

Global Warming and Penis Size

New York NY, July 2008: A study conducted by the United Nations (UN) Committee on Global Warming has concluded that global warming (GW) affects penis size.

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Funny story: Prince Harry In Prince Albert Cock Shock

Prince Harry In Prince Albert Cock Shock

Prince Harry, the brave soldier brought home from Afghanistan because it wasn't dangerous enough for him, is to have his penis pierced, in what has become known as Prince Albert style.

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Funny story: Prince Harry's Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Seen Mounting A Stallion

Prince Harry's Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Seen Mounting A Stallion

You definitely would not see this at Ascot, Cheltenham or Aintree, forty men running naked at bizarre race meeting.

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Funny story: Lorena Bobbit Franchises New Business

Lorena Bobbit Franchises New Business

Lorena Bobbit has been out of the public spotlight for several years since her famous scuffle with her ex-husband ended with police searching a vacant lot for his severed penis. The former criminal (charge with a felony, as she could not be charged...

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Funny story: Historians Learn that Napoleon Had Fifteen Inch Penis

Historians Learn that Napoleon Had Fifteen Inch Penis

Researchers at the Graduate School for French History in Paris have learned that Napoleon Bonaparte had a previously unknown fifteen inch long (while flacid) penis. This was discovered when early tin and glass photographs of Napolean and Josephine w...

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Funny story: Watermelon is the poor man's Viagra turning your ED Wilbur Willie into Mr. Ed

Watermelon is the poor man's Viagra turning your ED Wilbur Willie into Mr. Ed

Washington, DC - Convinced that a man having to suffer ED was just as unbearable and unnecessary as a child having to suffer from ADD, a small group of scientists dedicated themselves to finding a cheaper and equally effective alternative to the chem...

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Funny story: A WALL-E and a Cock: No Subtlety at the Box Office

A WALL-E and a Cock: No Subtlety at the Box Office

(La La Land, CA) - Trying to prove he's still got the biggest firecracker in Hollywood, Will Smith's summer tent pole, hanCock, will throw down with Pixar's giant WALL-E in American theaters over the 4th...

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Funny story: Stylish Man Castrates Gay Lover

Stylish Man Castrates Gay Lover

(Manila) A manicurist who was told while in flagrante delicto that his longtime paramour had had an affair with a 'fellow' hairstylist is accused of castrating said lover in a horrific act of grooming gone wrong.

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Funny story: Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

Houston, Texas- A recent Houston women's study found that among the 1,004 four men who involuntarily submitted information on their penis size, very few were at all impressive or up to par.

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