A Blackpool man who has the world's smallest penis, is in the spotlight this week, as scientists prepare for what they believe will be the first organised contact with aliens from another solar system. Art Hurpint, 43, the owner of the tiny append...
Larry Flynt Daily Sex Report - The hot item today is a bombshell of off-campaign remarks made by Michelle Obama. Appearing on the Spokane, Washington radio talk show show, 'Top U.S. Hos Talk About Their Studs,' the obviously-inebriated Ms. Obama...
Dear P4YG, I am a mature (let's be honest) an elderly white man who finds himself in a rivalry that he has dreaded all of his white life. Raised in a multi generational macho military family, I was always taught the importance of "size" and the fear that white dominance would be overshadowed by the frightening superiority of the African penile enhancing gene. Now, I am literally fighting...
White man John McCain has reportedly been living in fear of facing a black opponent due to his old fashioned belief in the superior physical endowment of men of African descent. This may account for his rather bizarre insistence in the first debate t...
Sources close to the palace have revealed today that HRH Prince Philip (103) has changed his viagra supplier. Not only has he abandoned his prescription supplies from Boots but has insisted on using a foreign generic brand. HRH has been overheard...
Rochelle, GA - This last Wednesday, a student at a local interracial high school decided to tell a joke, not just any joke, this joke's punchline was literary a punch towards the African American community. "I never meant to cause such a problem,...
Sarah Brown, wife of the UK prime minister Gordon Brown today revealed that her husband has got a huge cock. Speaking on Radio 4's show 'Desert Island Discs', she revealed that Gordon had been keeping chickens since his childhood. Mrs Brown rev...
Rochester MN: Claims have been made that using a cell phone in close proximity to the head could perhaps cause brain cancer. Dr. Nicola Tesla of the Heinrich Hertz Institute has conducted his own independent study to determine if there are other hidd...
Switzerland - (Big Ass Mess): "Sure, ya, it makes the earth move!" was the only comment from the top CERN physicist in charge of spoonfeeding luddite press imagination following today's big bang workout in a Swiss underground bunker formerly used by...
HNN NEWS Husband of Governor Sarah Palin, Todd Palin is reported to have suffered a stroke earlier today which has rendered his right side completely paralysed. All was well for the Palins until an x-ray of Mr Palins 'lower half' was 'accidentally' l...
Michael Phelps, who recently won 8 Olympic Gold Medals at the Chinese games, has been signed to endorse over 52 products in television commercials and print advertising. He will be featured on boxes of Wheaties, in ads for soft drinks, in spots for...
Life might not be all sunshine and roses for someone as well-endowed as Cyril Clitlicker. The man famous for having a 36inch willy confesses that his exceptionally large manhood often gets him into serious trouble. Cyril was answering questions at...
Dear P4YG, Is it true that in the same way that frequent hair cutting brings in longer and thicker hair( you should see the hedge upon my mons pubis from early and often weed wacking!), a recircumcision brin gs the penis back in larger and wider than life size? BIGBUSH n lil dick Dear Mr President and Vice, First let me say how honored and sexsually pleased I am to have the abstinence only...
In a classic case of penis envy, US and UK spies, spooks and psychologists were deeply involved in the re-circumcision of Mohammed BinYAHHHH! The Ethiopian national has been awarded the Guinness Book of Records Award for being tortured by more co...
Local Cleveland performance artist Barry St. Jose Barry has been wowing audiences with a new show that he promises will really push the envelope of performance artist presentations. "It's a show about a manila envelope, a man, and how he conf...
A German farmer who lost his penis in a accident, has become the first man ever to receive a double penis implant. The farmer lost his original penis, when his wife discovered that he had engaged in bestiality with sheep and goats and mutilated...
New York NY, July 2008: A study conducted by the United Nations (UN) Committee on Global Warming has concluded that global warming (GW) affects penis size.
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