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Funny story: A Return To Tory Values Sparks Violence On The Streets Of Britain - What A Surprise!

A Return To Tory Values Sparks Violence On The Streets Of Britain - What A Surprise!

It would appear that certain individuals pay no heed whatsoever to lessons which should have been learned long ago. As yesterday's student protest marches erupted in violence in a number of cities, tired critics of Conservative policy could only s...

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Funny story: Terrorist Attack? Quick, Scarper! MPs Told.

Terrorist Attack? Quick, Scarper! MPs Told.

Members of Parliament and the House of Lords have been told basically to 'leg it,' in the event of a terrorist attack. And security insiders are said to have opened a book on the fastest reactions. An email from Black Rod and the Sergeant at Ar...

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Funny story: Government's Misery Measure

Government's Misery Measure

David Cameron has introduced an exciting plan to revive the nation. A Misery Measure. 'You will feel so much better if you are miserable' announced Conservative Central Office 'we are suffering from cold blasts due to our windows being removed by wor...

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Funny story: Britain Accidentally Under Control of Ten-Year Old

Britain Accidentally Under Control of Ten-Year Old

LONDON - A young boy who had escaped from a tour group of the Houses of Parliament had taken control of the British Government, for a range of 20 minutes. Jack Johnson, 10, was lost from his tour group at 3.40pm, and entered the Commons, where he...

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Funny story: Banks Want a Labour Government Back

Banks Want a Labour Government Back

Top Bankers meeting in the dungeons beneath the City have decided they must get a Labour Government back quickly. Rioting students have put the fear of God into them as they see only further trouble ahead. Sending students to prison as you try...

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Funny story: Mum's the word

Mum's the word

Rich families, in the South East of England and Cheshire, ditch their Eastern European au pairs and sign up for £1 an hour, welfare benefit, benefits it is reported. Realising that there was money to be made from poor people on benefits, Aranxta C...

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Funny story: PM Prepares for Rail Bankruptcy

PM Prepares for Rail Bankruptcy

Following news yesterday that Network Rail and Jarvis Rail are being prosecuted over their roles at Potters Bar in 2002. The Government has been hastily preparing for the worst as it emerges that Network Rail could be subject to "Unlimited Fines" if...

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Funny story: HMS Ark Royal En Route To South Atlantic

HMS Ark Royal En Route To South Atlantic

Britain has sold the HMS Ark Royal to an Argentinan military historian, along with the Harrier fleet. The spending review means cuts in all areas of public expenditure, including the Armed Forces. Two carriers are being built, and the government h...

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Funny story: Coalition abandons cuts, says 'what were we thinking?'

Coalition abandons cuts, says 'what were we thinking?'

Chancellor George Osborne admitted defeat last night in his bid to impose a series of debilitating public sector cuts. A government spokesman announced to a hastily assembled crowd of journalists and fishwives that the proposed budget cuts were to...

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Funny story: 'Tea Party' Targets UK

'Tea Party' Targets UK

After some success in the mid-term US elections, the 'Tea Party' is establishing an English branch to counter the threat of "Commie bastards" in the public sector, trade unions and the BBC. Reflecting the different cultural ideals of the British I...

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Funny story: It's not only unfair, it's Workfair

It's not only unfair, it's Workfair

We are all in this together. This is all about fairness. It's a Dad's Army, Heath Robinson, approach that is condemned to create a disaster. It is reported that Eric (cow eating Desperate Dan double)Pickles is actively encouraging whistle blowers...

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Funny story: Single House Blown Down in Freak Hurricane in Downing Sreet

Single House Blown Down in Freak Hurricane in Downing Sreet

LONDON - David Cameron, a public sector worker, was evicted by his home by Mother Nature. He had lived in the building since June with his wife and kids. "It's terrible!" he proclaims. "How on earth could this happen? You know, they say you're...

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Funny story: Parliament in Shock

Parliament in Shock

Tremors were felt throughout Westminster at the news that Labour M.P. Phil Woolas has had his election made void. The LibDem contestant, who lost the election by 103 votes, claimed that Woolas had lied during the election campaign and a Judge has uph...

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Funny story: Cameron & Clegg lead truly revolutionary regime

Cameron & Clegg lead truly revolutionary regime

David Cameron and Nick Clegg have been hailed by the right-leaning broadsheets as leading a truly revolutionary government. This adulation comes hot on the heels of a series of major policy announcements, which have been made over the last few day...

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Funny story: Whitehall to ban the use of rectangles

Whitehall to ban the use of rectangles

Whitehall are to ban rectangles in government buildings as part of a cost cutting exercise aimed at saving the tax payer millions of pounds a year. Officials plan to implement the proposals within the next fortnight after the National Audit Offic...

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Funny story: Government to fly UK Population to see Climate Change First Hand

Government to fly UK Population to see Climate Change First Hand

The Government has reinforced its pledge to tackle climate change despite sweeping financial cuts since coming into power last May. Speaking at The University of Bridlington, Nick Clegg said : "That it was time that the people of this country saw the...

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Funny story: Fear of Another Hung Parliament

Fear of Another Hung Parliament

Giving prisoners detained at Her Majesty's Pleasure the right to vote is set to be introduced by the Coalition Government due to verdicts in the European Courts of Justice. The inmate constituency throughout Britain is around 100,000 people and it...

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