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Funny story: Paris Hilton Rwanda Trip

Paris Hilton Rwanda Trip

Air-head heiress, Paris Hilton, is enjoying the sights and sounds of poverty stricken, previously war-torn nation Rwanda. Miss Hilton was met by Rwandan Cultural Minister Badu Musambeya.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Invade Rwanda

Paris Hilton To Invade Rwanda

(Hollywood) - Celebrity, Paris Hilton, is planning to invade the East African country of Rwanda. By going to Rwanda, she plans to call attention to extreme poverty, by calling attention to herself.

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Funny story: Gorillas flee Rwanda protectorate as Paris Hilton threatens goodwill visit

Gorillas flee Rwanda protectorate as Paris Hilton threatens goodwill visit

Kigali, Rwanda - (Diabolical Ass Mess): Thousands of endangered species list mammals including the fabled Rwandan gorillas are preparing to flee their World Wildlife Fun protectorate sanctuaries following the announcement that pointless peroxide cele...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Discovers Cure for Cancer at Home, in Her Spare Time

Paris Hilton Discovers Cure for Cancer at Home, in Her Spare Time

Geneva - Today Paris Hilton shocked the World Federation of Cancer Researchers by presenting her own research and cure to some of the most complex cancers known to man. Using radioactive isotopes to breed a special fly she discovered in a dive in Tia...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Jets to Rwanda to Join Flood of Adoptive Parents

Paris Hilton Jets to Rwanda to Join Flood of Adoptive Parents

Paris Hilton is "leaving on a jet plane" as she heads to the African country of Rwanda. The purpose of the trip? Paris wants to show that she has completed her rehabilitation and recovery. "I also want to help people and, like, everyone is adoptin...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Fan Club Scrapped

Britney Spears Fan Club Scrapped

Britney Spears has announced that, from October, her fan club will no longer operate. This is due, almost entirely, to the fact that she no longer has any fans.

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton swaps vagina for penis

Paris Hilton swaps vagina for penis

"Socialite" Paris Hilton is to undergo a sex change operation at an exclusive Beverly Hills clinic later today, announced her press agent Conny Lingus.

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Funny story: People Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists

People Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists

People Magazine has issued their annual best and worst dressed list and the same names dominate both. This year, however, they have added a new category to their issue: Least Dressed. Rob Taylor, public relations director for the magazine's Los...

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Funny story: Steven Fossett Found! Millionaire is Now Attempting to Circumnavigate the Globe While Levitating!

Steven Fossett Found! Millionaire is Now Attempting to Circumnavigate the Globe While Levitating!

LOS ANGELES, United States (UFO) - The search for missing adventurer Steve Fossett appears to be over. Nearly one week after the millionaire aviator's plane vanished, he phoned friends via satellite phone to inform them of his latest adventure.

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Funny story: Babel Fish Starts World War III

Babel Fish Starts World War III

A terrible dispute disrupted negotiations at the UN today after delegates began using Babel fish to translate rather than humans.

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Funny story: A gestating Paris Hilton "everybody's ultimate nightmare": poll

A gestating Paris Hilton "everybody's ultimate nightmare": poll

Beverly Hills, California - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): A pregnant Paris Hilton is most people's ultimate nightmare according to a poll of what would most frighten reality-tv watchers today.

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Funny story: Wesley Snipes and Alias actor excommunicated from Catholic church

Wesley Snipes and Alias actor excommunicated from Catholic church

Wesley Snipes and "Alias" actor Michael Vartan have been excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church by Supreme pontiff Pope Benedict XVI.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to Perform the "Nut" Cracker

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to Perform the "Nut" Cracker

LA - Lindsay Lohan gets arrested for drinking and Paris Hilton portrays the Prison matron who comes to poor Lindsay's rescue. In the first part of the suite, this new age ballet shocks the audience as a Mercedes bolts onto stage and careens into...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Britney Spears have steamy sex in blatant headline grabbing attempt

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears have steamy sex in blatant headline grabbing attempt

Space tourist, Paris Hilton was allegedly caught on camera in a hot and steamy session with baldy babe Britney Spears at George W Bush's robot farm in Texas.

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Funny story: Larry Craig was "just jerking off"

Larry Craig was "just jerking off"

Recently resigned Conservative Republican senator Larry Craig said he was "just jerking off" when he was arrested for propositioning an undercover police officer.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby

Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby

Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict are expecting their first child together.

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