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Funny story: NFL switches to NGL: National Gladiators League

NFL switches to NGL: National Gladiators League

Roger Goodell, Commissioner of the National Football League stunned the nation this afternoon at a press conference in which he disbanded the NFL! "It is time we cut to the chase," said Goodell. "The Lilly Livered, the Nervous Nellies, and the G...

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Funny story: NFL Throws Red Flag and Ends Up with Replacement Referees

NFL Throws Red Flag and Ends Up with Replacement Referees

The NFL feels inferior to the inferior officiating we now see every day and every game in the MLB and NBA. We want to throw the red flag, but most umpire crews only see red if you complain. Execs and brains of pro football have decided to do some...

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Funny story: The Four Suspended New Orleans Saints Players Blame "BountyGate" On President Obama

The Four Suspended New Orleans Saints Players Blame "BountyGate" On President Obama

NEW ORLEANS - Two of the four suspended "BountyGate" players on the NFL New Orleans Saints team recently met for dinner at the luxurious Hotel Ooh La La on Bourbon Street. Linebacker Jonathan "Bam-Bam" Vilma, who received a one year suspension, di...

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Funny story: The Once Great NFL Player Terrell Owens Released By The Allen Wranglers After Being Demoted To Driving The Team Bus

The Once Great NFL Player Terrell Owens Released By The Allen Wranglers After Being Demoted To Driving The Team Bus

ALLEN, Texas - The football career of Terrell Owens has continued spiraling downward and it has just about hit rock bottom. The 38-year-old who had joined the Indoor Football League's Allen Wranglers had been demoted from being a starter to playin...

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Funny story: NFL Implements Rule Changes to Make League Tougher with More fan Interactive

NFL Implements Rule Changes to Make League Tougher with More fan Interactive

The NFL announced a whole set of rule changes today which they hope will garner more interest and revenue by making the league tougher and more brutal than it has ever been. The changes were made at the annual league meeting of owners which was held...

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Funny story: The NFL Suspends Four New Orleans Saints Players For Their Atrociously Pathetic Part In "BountyGate"

The NFL Suspends Four New Orleans Saints Players For Their Atrociously Pathetic Part In "BountyGate"

NEW YORK CITY - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has finally issued his decision on the four New Orleans Saints players who were involved in the notoriously pitiful "Pay-To-Injure" scheme known as BountyGate. Commissioner Goodell stated that he is n...

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Funny story: Due To The New Orleans Saints "BountyGate" and Now "MicrophoneGate" The NFL Ruling Commission Is Seriously Considering Banning The Saints From The NFL

Due To The New Orleans Saints "BountyGate" and Now "MicrophoneGate" The NFL Ruling Commission Is Seriously Considering Banning The Saints From The NFL

NEW ORLEANS - Well it certainly appears that with the latest "Hidden Microphone" development the New Orleans Saints have just about showed the world of professional football that they would be much better suited operating in the professional wrestlin...

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Funny story: New Orleans Saints Owner Tom Benson Hints That Due To "BountyGate" He May Be Moving The Team To San Antonio

New Orleans Saints Owner Tom Benson Hints That Due To "BountyGate" He May Be Moving The Team To San Antonio

NEW ORLEANS - The New Orleans Saints have had more ups and downs than a Six Flags Over Texas Theme Park roller coaster. The team has been hit with BountyGate and Head Coach Sean Payton has been suspended for the entire football season. Several oth...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Exchanges Football Field for Pulpit

Tim Tebow Exchanges Football Field for Pulpit

Building on the success of his Easter sermon to 15,000 folks in Texas, football superstar Tebow has made a firm decision to switch careers. "Being a full-time preacher will mean I won't have the problem of having to retire early due to a broken...

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Funny story: An NFL Football Fan Poll Overwhelmingly Suggests That The New Orleans Saints Need To Change Their Name

An NFL Football Fan Poll Overwhelmingly Suggests That The New Orleans Saints Need To Change Their Name

NEW YORK CITY - The sports magazine Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly has just released the results of their most recent NFL Internet Football Poll. Senior reporter Rufus Reno stated that his publication conducted the football poll and that they rec...

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Funny story: Denver Broncos Vice President John Elway Has Just Taken Out A $96 Million Insurance Policy on Peyton Manning

Denver Broncos Vice President John Elway Has Just Taken Out A $96 Million Insurance Policy on Peyton Manning

DENVER - After Denver Broncos Vice-President John Elway signed former Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning to a 5-year, $96 million contract, many sports writers, reporters, and fans remarked that Elway was a much better passer than he is a...

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Funny story: Peyton Manning's Top Ten Little-Known Demands Added To His Denver Contract!

Peyton Manning's Top Ten Little-Known Demands Added To His Denver Contract!

10. Beeper in helmet that tells me defensive guy close behind me 9. Instead of a solid gold chain around his neck, he demanded a gold bolt through his neck. 8. Hold off all Tickle-Thons in the locker room, after a victory, until I leave. 7. No more towel-snapping in the locker room. Somebody's going to lose an eye! 6. No more "If that had been Eli" comments. 5. Center must...

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Funny story: Broncos Fans Prepare To Transition From Ironically Claiming Their Quarterback Is The Best To Just Plain Meaning It

Broncos Fans Prepare To Transition From Ironically Claiming Their Quarterback Is The Best To Just Plain Meaning It

DENVER--Ever since the sports world was rocked by the signing of superstar Peyton Manning by the Broncos a few days ago, Denver fans across the country were left to wonder just how they were expected to handle such shocking news. "I suppose we sho...

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Funny story: Peyton Manning Shocks Sports World - Quits NFL For Ailing Limey Soccer Outfit

Peyton Manning Shocks Sports World - Quits NFL For Ailing Limey Soccer Outfit

Sports fans on both sides of the Atlantic were stunned today to learn that iconic Indianapolis Colts quarterback, Peyton Manning, has quit the NFL to play soccer in England. And his choice of club could not be further from the heady heights he enj...

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Funny story: Two Mannings In New York?

Two Mannings In New York?

The biggest rumor being spread by NFL fans today is that Peyton Manning may sign with the New York Jets and join his brother in New York. Although neither brother will admit it, nor their dad when called, the Jet players say that their quarterback...

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Funny story: Mutiny on the Bounty-Ball in the NFL

Mutiny on the Bounty-Ball in the NFL

How do you make a joke about NFL concussion policy? The NFL has now admitted there is a problem in the league called Bounty-gate. Humorists are now stuck between a rock and a hard place. Should we break out the pocketknife and cut off our arm to...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Leg Pose Replaces the Tim Tebow Move at NFL Combine

Angelina Jolie Leg Pose Replaces the Tim Tebow Move at NFL Combine

Though many in attendance at the 2012 Oscars considered it to be much ado about nothing, Angelina Jolie's memorable leg pose has replaced Tim Tebow's kneeling move as the new spoof pose at the NFL Combine. Former college athletes are competing for...

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