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Funny story: NASA's Phoenix spacecraft touches down on Mars to get snacks, buy a map

NASA's Phoenix spacecraft touches down on Mars to get snacks, buy a map

NASA says its Phoenix spacecraft has refueled and is ready for further adventures after making the first successful landing in the north polar region of Mars. The Phoenix was actually trying to find a faster trade route to China, however, so...

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Funny story: Signs of life found by Mars probe

Signs of life found by Mars probe

The Mars Phoenix lander has sent back historic pictures from the red planet that indicate life did once exist there.

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Funny story: NASA Drills on Mars!

NASA Drills on Mars!

The Bush administration has been rebuffed in its every attempt to rip into the earth and even the bottom of the sea in search of the black gold that has obsessed its every top official from W through Cheney to even former oil company legal eagle, Bus...

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Funny story: Martian Probe Discovers Life, Then Kills It

Martian Probe Discovers Life, Then Kills It

Houston TX--NASA scientists were elated today when the Martian Phoenix Lander discovered the first extraterrestrial life. Elation turned to tears as moments later the Martian probe accidentally crushed the first specimen to death.

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Funny story: Nasa Probe Searches for Life in Clinton Campaign

Nasa Probe Searches for Life in Clinton Campaign

Nasa's "Vulture" lander is set to touch down this morning on the surface of the Clinton for President campaign, in what scientists are describing as the most risky journey since the "Gere" probe landed on Shilpa Shetty last ye...

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Funny story: Phoenix Lander fails to find WMD

Phoenix Lander fails to find WMD

George W Bush expressed his dismay at the 'abysmal failure' of the latest Mars mission.

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Funny story: Mars Lander Phoenix Repaired by Haitian Astronauts

Mars Lander Phoenix Repaired by Haitian Astronauts

Martian North Pole (IPP) - Desperation and depression turned into jubilation this afternoon when the Mars lander named Phoenix began sending photos of the surface of Mars after a few hours of silence and darkness.

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Funny story: Mars Phoenix discovers crude oceans

Mars Phoenix discovers crude oceans

Northern Plains, Mars - (Hydrocarbons Mess): Scientists at NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory are celebrating today after the Mars Phoenix sent back stunning pictures confirming the red planet is a gigantic rock/ice-covered crude ocean.

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Funny story: NASA Announces Mission to Find Russell's Teapot

NASA Announces Mission to Find Russell's Teapot

HOUSTON, TX - Following through on the Bush Administration's support for faith-based science initiatives, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has announced the 2010 launch of its Faith Science Mission (FSM) probe, which is tasked wi...

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Funny story: NASA to announce important discovery

NASA to announce important discovery

NASA are due to hold a press conference on Wednesday 14th of May to announce the discovery of an object that 'we have been searching for, for over 50 years.' Experts are divided on what that discovery might be however we have put together thi...

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Funny story: NASA: Mars Has Oil, WMD's, Evil Dictator, Terrorists

NASA: Mars Has Oil, WMD's, Evil Dictator, Terrorists

WASHINGTON-In an astonishing announcement, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has revealed that the Mars Rovers Spirit and Opportunity have discovered irrefutable evidence of life past and present on the red planet.

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Funny story: NASA Astronaut Visits Local School

NASA Astronaut Visits Local School

Astronaut Carl Branson recently spent two months on the International Space Station and returned home on a Space Shuttle Endeavor mission. The former Air Force test pilot and Major recently visited Longhorn, Texas and spoke to Ms. Roberts fourth grade science class about his adventures in outer space. Branson once attended Longhorn elementary as a child when his father worked at the railyards.

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Funny story: Robin Williams Aids NASA In Space Monkey Research

Robin Williams Aids NASA In Space Monkey Research

Comedian and Oscar-winning actor Robin Williams is deeply involved in a NASA research project relating to sending monkey's to Uranus. The hirsute star offered his services for free in order to bo...

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Funny story: NASA fears predators may exploit newly discovered 'baby planet'

NASA fears predators may exploit newly discovered 'baby planet'

NASA HQ - (Ass Mess): Scientists at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration have warned that predatory molesters are ready to cash in on images of a newly discovered 'baby planet'.

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Funny story: NASA Denies Comparison

NASA Denies Comparison

Albert McFuddle of Punta Gorda, Florida has irritated local townspeople with his allegations that the International Space Station (ISS) has copied his mobile home park structure with the assembly located 150 miles in space.

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Funny story: Shuttle Endeavour pulls out, but promises to phone

Shuttle Endeavour pulls out, but promises to phone

The space shuttle Endeavour and the International Space Station parted ways early this morning with an emotional farewell that followed Endeavour's abrupt coitus interruptus maneuver.

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Funny story: NASA's Odyssey Orbiter discovers Salt, pepper, other spices on Mars

NASA's Odyssey Orbiter discovers Salt, pepper, other spices on Mars

Scientists were stunned when the Martian orbiter Odyssey began sending back photos of what appeared to be an array of spices including salt, pepper, oregano and -- possibly -- chive in the southern hemisphere of the Red Planet.

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