Outer Space - (X-Files Mess): Thanks to state of the art technology International Space Station astronauts can vote 'for the alien commander in chief of their choice' in Tuesday's presidential election. NASA has confirmed that secure electronic ba...
Space - (X-Files mess): An image of 1603 Gunpowder Plot villain Guy Fawkes has materialised in NASA's Galaxy Evolution Explorer's imaging technology. NASA geeks were shocked and told reporters they'd been brought up to believe that "Fawkes' celes...
Cydonia - (Alien Anal Mess): NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter has sent back proof of vast subcutaneous deposits of benchmark crude in Martian crevices. The news follows reports that the Mars Phoenix Lander has found a huge underground silo of UF...
Houston TX-- NASA reported incredible bad luck with its twin rovers on Mars today. The Spirit probe had a devastating head-on collision with the Opportunity probe. Both rovers were completely destroyed in the mishap. The Martian rovers have been...
Marshall Space Flight Centre, Alabama - (X-Files Mess): Alien sabotage may be behind suspected tampering of NASA's Ares moon rocket which has begun humming and vibrating weirdly 'like a gigantic cosmic dildo' according to reports. Prof Jeff Finck...
Houston TX-- NASA spokesman Dr. Karl Saygun announced at a joint news conference that Outer Space is filled with the sounds of human screaming. The news came a few weeks after NASA said space "smelled like burning steak." Dr. Saygun was grim fac...
Nasa's latest news release "NASA probe impeded as giant UFO mothership guards access to Mars opals cave" has been uncovered to be yet another conspiracy coverup of what is really happening in Milky Way galatic-space. According to my own anonamous...
Houston TX-- NASA today released very depressing classified information from the Hubble Space Telescope (HST). Outer Space is infested with gigantic cockroaches. The roaches are 'hundreds of miles long' and swarm just outside Mars orbit. The HST h...
American sources have revealed that Maldivian president Maumoon is in talks with NASA to take all Maldivians to new heights. According to our source, Mr. President plans to send all Maldivians to an unknown galaxy in space. According to NASA sour...
Fresh from its fantastic success in the Second Test match against Australia at Mohali yesterday, India has launched its first manned space mission to the Moon. The Chandrayaan 1 spacecraft blasted off smoothly from a launch pad in southern Andhra...
In a leaked memo from NASA it has been revealed that the acronym agency really does make up acronyms to fit words they have already come up with, even when the word does not seem to resemble any aspect of the resulting acronym. The "Medical Inform...
DIY chain B&Q has been handed a contract believed to be worth $3.5bn to supply around 100 pots of their own brand tile grouting following problems with space shuttle insulation coming away on take-off. The next scheduled scheduled flight was t...
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Associated Press posted a story about the Aurora Borealis and the new scientific instruments that they've placed in space to try to determine the cause.
Cape Canaveral - (Dark Side of the Moon Mess): Furious NASA officials have said Apollo 14 moonwalker Edgar Mitchell is 'away with the fairies' after he told reporters a rogue UFO was probably behind the Challenger Space Shuttle disas...
Des Moines, Iowa - A space shuttle returning from a recent visit to russian space station "Smirnoff", unexpectedly landed in a Wal-Mart parking lot in Iowa.
(The North Pole, Mars) - In one of the most important scientific discoveries of the last 100 days (at least), the Mars Lander, currently making sand castles in the sand of the polar region of the fourth rock from the sun, has located deposits of ice...
At press conference today NASA officials said that an object discovered this morning trailing the shuttle is the toilet from the shuttle.
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