Britain's main six energy suppliers today said that there is little chance of their prices being cut this coming year. The Lord Chief Justice said that there will be one law for Liverpool players, people with the name Blair, and MPs who steal taxp...
Soft Springs, Iowa/ Financial News - In a shocking move President Barack Obama ordered Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner and the Federal Deposit Insurance Company (FDIC) to move in and take control of the nation's faltering mattress manufacturing indus...
After condemning Italy's National Lottery for promoting greed and love of money, the Vatican decided today to set the good example by taking steps to clean its own house. "We have been sadly remiss", stated a highly placed Vatican spokesman today.
The long lasting recession has caused in many a belief that money no longer has any value. "What good is it to waste my whole day getting ready for work, going to work, working, going home from work, then spending the rest of my night recoverin...
London, Monday. Celebrity chef, Nigella Lawson, has announced plans to open a chain of cancer clinics that double as four star restaurants where people can wine and dine while cancer sufferers endure the humiliation of chemo and radio-graphic treatme...
Bank of England decided to let general public engage in quantitative easing. The decision was made after one of the money printing machines stopped working and all suppliers of spare parts refused to accept sterling as a payment. BoE was not able to...
The Chancellor Alistair Darling is to meet Bank Bosses today to persuade them to lend to small businesses. He said that banks are still not lending enough to small businesses and he is going to see the bank bosses to see if a scheme can be set up...
SACRAMENTO - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has informed the California Legislature that there is no money left in the Forest Fire Fighting Fund. The governor talking with beads of sweat forming on his forehead said that it is the most serious Cal...
Washington DC: Chicago Buggy Whip (CBW) LLC has been awarded $50 billion in stimulus money by the Obama administration to restart the buggy whip industry. Mr. A Corn the CEO of CBW LLC called a press conference after receiving notification that th...
As every man-loving chap-about-town knows, it can be difficult coming out of the closet. Particularly when the closet is full of naked men. But never fear, as this week i will take all the strain out of yelling from the rooftops 'I'm gay!!!' with my handy hints for closeted queens. Number 1- The cloths a man wears tell a lot bout his interests and character. So instead of actually saying 'I'm...
MickyDee's today announced that Victoria Beckham has accepted a multi-million dollar advertising contract to be the new 'Face Of McD's.' Executives at the burger franchise had been expressing mounting dissatisfaction with the old clown logo, claim...
The billionaire author has announced today that following the release of the sequel to the Da Vinci code - "The Lost Symbol", he will never write another book. Instead the writer will be taking on the infinitely more difficult task of spending his...
Psychologists have identified a new mental illness this week. Chronic Money Wasting Disease is a psychic illness in which the individual thinks nothing of wasting money. Mental Health authorities believe it to be highly contagious, so much so that en...
Harare, Zimbabwe. Ben Bernanke is very pleased with his visit at the central bank in the Zimbabwean capital, Harare. Dr. Bernanke is visiting his Zimbabwean colleague, Reserve Bank Governor Dr. Gideon Gono, and the Zimbabwe President, Dr. Robert Muga...
Ashley Cole is set to renew the signing of his contract at a lavish ceremony in Dubai. His agent, Phil Yerboots, said "I can confirm that Ashley is seeking to show how strong his commitment to his wallet is. By renewing the signing of his contract he...
On the stroke of midnight, three men will walk into a press conference and stun the world by announcing the end of money. Worldwide. Forever. "Much in the same way that after a large bank job they change the design of fivers, we've decided that a...
It's begun to rain money. Huge piles of notes have begun to form across the UK. No-one really knows what is going on, but it is believed that a special Bank of England plan, codenamed 'Project Christ' has swung into operation. Current thinking is...
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