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Funny story: Steven Gerrard Nicked Over Night Club Assault Shennanighans

Steven Gerrard Nicked Over Night Club Assault Shennanighans

Liverpool FC Captain Steven Gerrard was reportedly arrested last night following allegations of assault in a Southport nightclub. Rumours that he was out drinking with fellow Liverpudlian Joey Barton have yet to be confirmed. The only informati...

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Funny story: Hull City To Play All Remaining Games Away From Home

Hull City To Play All Remaining Games Away From Home

Hull City, the 'Premiership newboys', whose League form away from their KC Stadium has, by far, outstripped their displays at it, have applied to the FA to play all their remaining fixtures away. The Tigers have lost four of their nine home games...

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Funny story: Liverpool Fail To Score At Anfield Again

Liverpool Fail To Score At Anfield Again

The Premier League has gone BONKERS! On Sunday, Chelsea lost once again at their Stamford Bridge 'fortress', and tonight, at Anfield, Liverpool once again failed to score a goal, and had to be content with a 0-0 draw against West Ham, yes, that's...

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Funny story: The FA Bollo*ks the Big 4!

The FA Bollo*ks the Big 4!

Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool football clubs have been called into FA headquarters to '...explain what the fu*k they are playing at'. FA Chaiman Brian Balddick called an urgent meeting with the Owners and Managers of the clubs concerned to get t...

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Funny story: Gerrard: "My dream for 2012"

Gerrard: "My dream for 2012"

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has revealed his desire to compete as a member of the British team at the London 2012 Olympic Games. During the post-match press conference following Liverpool's 1-1 draw with Atlético Madrid in the Champions Leagu...

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Funny story: 'Pool Fans Nick Stanley Park Foundations - Club Pawned for Loan

'Pool Fans Nick Stanley Park Foundations - Club Pawned for Loan

The development of work on Liverpool FC's new stadium, Stanley Park, has been hit by a huge setback amid reports that the foundations had been stolen. Police released a statement on 22nd October confirming that a theft had "taken place in the earl...

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Funny story: Chelsea Sack Scolari After Unbeaten Home Record Ends

Chelsea Sack Scolari After Unbeaten Home Record Ends

Chelsea have reacted with a swiftness rarely seen in recent football history, by sacking their Brazilian coach Luis Felipe Scolari, after their 86-game unbeaten home run went out of the window when they were beaten 1-0 at Stamford Bridge by Liverpool...

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Funny story: Hull City Level On Points With Chelsea, Liverpool

Hull City Level On Points With Chelsea, Liverpool

Hull City moved level on points with Premier League leaders Chelsea and Liverpool after a thrilling win over Black Country idiots West Bromwich Albion this afternoon. Albion played out of their skins in the first half, and pinned Hull back, but af...

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Funny story: Hull City Back Up To Third After Despatching West Ham

Hull City Back Up To Third After Despatching West Ham

Hull City, everyone's favourites for relegation, are back up to third place in the Premier League tonight after beating cash-strapped West Ham 1-0 at the KC Stadium this afternoon. In front of a record 24,896 crowd, Hull dominated the early stages...

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Funny story: Madonna To Wed Liverpool Boss Rafa Benitez

Madonna To Wed Liverpool Boss Rafa Benitez

Madonna has this morning announced that she is to divorce her English husband Guy Ritchie after nearly 8 years of marriage, and will, instead, marry Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez. That Benitez is already married, is of little consequence to the pop...

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Funny story: John Terry Forced To Retire Through Injury - Claim

John Terry Forced To Retire Through Injury - Claim

There was shock and horror in the England training camp this morning when it was revealed that Chelsea captain John Terry may be forced into early retirement from international and top flight football through injury. Terry, who is also the nationa...

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Funny story: Liverpool and Chelsea to groundshare

Liverpool and Chelsea to groundshare

In an attempt to solve the ridiculous stadium problems at Liverpool and Chelsea, both clubs have agreed to share a ground between themselves. It was initially thought that Liverpool and Everton would share a ground, but that seems to have been a...

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Funny story: Steve Gerrard Demands Pay Rise

Steve Gerrard Demands Pay Rise

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard scored both his side's goals in a 2-1 Champions League win in Marseille last night, and immediately slapped in an enormous pay claim to double his present salary. Already on £100,000-a-week, Gerrard believes his ma...

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Funny story: Man City To Play Seven Home Games In Abu Dhabi

Man City To Play Seven Home Games In Abu Dhabi

Manchester City, the richest football club in the world, have made a statement on the club's website, that the team will play seven of its home games in Abu Dhabi, increasing to nine games next season, and fifteen in 2010/11. The arrangement will...

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Funny story: Agger's Blue Blue Tattoo

Agger's Blue Blue Tattoo

Following Daniel Agger's failure to feature for Liverpool thus far in their Premier league campaign, the club's official spokesman Ben Dodd has issued a statement amid claims the danish defender was photographed playing frisbee on Fistral beach durin...

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Funny story: Liverpool Sign Gary Barlow Instead Of Gareth Barry

Liverpool Sign Gary Barlow Instead Of Gareth Barry

Liverpool have finally come to terms with the fact that they will not be signing Gareth Barry from Aston Villa, and have, instead, signed Gary Barlow from Take That. Villa wanted more than £18million for Barry, and whilst Liverpool were not prepar...

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Funny story: Blackburn to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001

Blackburn to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001

The announcement that Paul Ince had signed veteran Robbie Fowler for Blackburn indicated the conclusion of the first part in the wily manager's faultless plan: to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001. The entire team, including players such as...

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