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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Doing Better than Expected in Jail

Lindsay Lohan Doing Better than Expected in Jail

While her cell isn't posh by any means, Lindsay Lohan does seem to be faring quite well in jail according to the constant stream of visitors who have been to see her since being locked up. Although the rules clearly state that prisoners are only allo...

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Funny story: Lindsay; Not the Only Lohan in Hot Water

Lindsay; Not the Only Lohan in Hot Water

While self proclaimed father of the year, moral guidepost and empathetic (or pathetic) patriarch of the Lohan family rushed to his daughter's side in court, creating a tear filled, emotional scene that drew attention to himself, Michael Lohan may ha...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan to be released early?

Lindsay Lohan to be released early?

Lindsay Lohan is to be released early from prison, and will not serve the full ninety days. Indeed, it has been hinted that due to her disruptive nature behind bars, she may not even see out two weeks. According a source within the prison, Lohan w...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: I've Already Been Water Boarded Twice, Boarded Once!

Lindsay Lohan: I've Already Been Water Boarded Twice, Boarded Once!

Clearly, Lindsay Lohan must have watched a lot of television reruns in her youth. Her first day in jail and Lindsay Lohan says that she has been water boarded twice at least, plus she has been boarded, maybe twice. "They took me into a cage lik...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Reports To Prison and Says She Hates Her Orange Prison Jumpsuit and Asks To Exchange It For A Lavender One

Lindsay Lohan Reports To Prison and Says She Hates Her Orange Prison Jumpsuit and Asks To Exchange It For A Lavender One

LOS ANGELES - The little lost and misunderstood girl of California, Lindsay Lohan has turned herself into the Lynwood Correctional Institute, whose official name is The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women. Prisoner #362426 showed up on time and had her...

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Funny story: Will Lindsay Lohan Go On The Run Like Raoul Moat?

Will Lindsay Lohan Go On The Run Like Raoul Moat?

Hollywood - Skoob News notoriously unreliable Hollywood 'Man On The Street', Philly Blunt, called our office this morning to alert us to rumours that troubled Bad Girls star Lindsay Lohan will fail to appear in Beverly Hills today to begin her 90 day...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan will serve 6 months in butt pounding Jail

Lindsay Lohan will serve 6 months in butt pounding Jail

The Judge decided to extend Lindsay Lohan's Jail sentence to 6 months with absolutely no chance of parole being presented before the highly feared unquestioned Parole Board. The Judge also decided that Lindsay Lohan should serve all 6 of those mon...

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Funny story: Sam Ronson Pays Conjugal Visit to Lindsay Lohan at Sober Living House

Sam Ronson Pays Conjugal Visit to Lindsay Lohan at Sober Living House

Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are an item again seems like. Eyewitnesses say they spotted Ronson leaving the treatment center Lohan is staying at in the wee hours of the morning last week wearing baby-doll pj's and carrying a furry Bobby the Bear Loui...

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Funny story: Paris Busted For Pot Again, Still No Arrests

Paris Busted For Pot Again, Still No Arrests

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was detained at an airport on the French Island of Corsica after authorities discovered she had a small amount of pot in her purse. The same thing happened two weeks ago at the World Cup, then completely dropped out of t...

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Funny story: The Word on The Street is That Prison-Bound Lindsay Lohan May Be With Child

The Word on The Street is That Prison-Bound Lindsay Lohan May Be With Child

WEST HOLLYWOOD - As if poor little mistreated and misunderstood Lindsay Lohan does not have enough carbohydrates on her plate already, now comes word that the infamous "LiLo" may be carrying a child. One of L.A.'s most popular hair stylists FuFi F...

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Funny story: The Samantha Ronson - Joan Rivers Feud Has Erupted Like An Icelandic Volcano

The Samantha Ronson - Joan Rivers Feud Has Erupted Like An Icelandic Volcano

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan's ex 'boyfriend' DJ Samantha Ronson has come to LiLo's defense. Former comedian Joan Rivers, who says she's only 97, but her birth certificate says she's actually 103, stated that Lohan is nothing but a Hollywood bra...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Reportedly Dating Lindsay Lohan

Mel Gibson Reportedly Dating Lindsay Lohan

Drunken, dirty-mouthed anti-Semite Mel Gibson is secretly dating drunken, dirty-mouthed anti-judge Lindsay Lohan, periodically reliable sources suggest. In fact, to show solidarity with Lohan, these sources indicate that if Gibson ever goes to co...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Shops for Toiletries and Cigarettes in Anticipation of Jail Stay

Lindsay Lohan Shops for Toiletries and Cigarettes in Anticipation of Jail Stay

Lindsay Lohan is lucky in that she has the benefit of other celebrities' experiences in jail to help prepare her for what to expect when she goes into the slammer. Big names such as Lil' Kim, Paris Hilton, Robert Downey, Jr. and Martha Stewart, yes,...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Says She Quit Because The White Bitch Is Just Way Too Flaky, Fruity, and Nutty

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Says She Quit Because The White Bitch Is Just Way Too Flaky, Fruity, and Nutty

LOS ANGELES - Shawn Chapman-Holley, who up until today was Lindsay Dee Lohan's attorney, said she had to quit in order to keep from going crazy. Chapman-Holley shook her head and said, "Damn. Ya know y'all dis here Lohan loon sho nuff be one flaky...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Resigns Over Her Being Too 'Touchy'

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Resigns Over Her Being Too 'Touchy'

Saying that she has 'personal' reasons for quitting, Lindsay Lohan's attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, has resigned from representing the actress, right after Lohan received a 90-day sentence from a judge Tuesday. "I believe the sentence was too har...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's New Girlfriend Eilat Anschel To Show It All, Boobs, Butt, & Bikini Burger in PlayGuy Magazine

Lindsay Lohan's New Girlfriend Eilat Anschel To Show It All, Boobs, Butt, & Bikini Burger in PlayGuy Magazine

CHICAGO - Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan has just announced that the rumor is in fact true. Her brand, spanking new (no pun intended) girlfriend Eilat Anschel has agreed to appear in a six-page nude layout for PlayGuy Magazine and show it all from her tata's t...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...

Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...

...would be a shoddy and deceitful way to title a story that has nothing to do with any of these things, a survey has highlighted. It has been revealed that some writers would deliberately choose a sensationalist title like "Britney Spears vulva!...

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