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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Visit South Coast Satirist Skoob En Route To IOW

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Visit South Coast Satirist Skoob En Route To IOW

A big surprise today for the UK's south coast satirist (?) Skoob, when Twilight teen idols, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - now confirmed as a romantic item - dropped in at his humble abode for a cup of tea, en route to a househunting trip to...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Complain To Spoof Admin

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Complain To Spoof Admin

The rumour mills here at Skoob Towers cranked into overdrive today following intimations that Twilight stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were considering legal action against the Administrator of your favourite Spoofy news website, based on the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Zac Efron Pencilled In For 'Exorcist' Remake

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Zac Efron Pencilled In For 'Exorcist' Remake

Producers of the eagerly awaited remake of 1974 horror classic 'The Exorcist' have pencilled in three of Hollywood's leading lights to star in the project. There is widespread speculation that several other Hollywood teen idols are being looked at by...

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Funny story: Zac and Vanessa Invite Kristen and Robert To Their Luxurious Resort In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Zac and Vanessa Invite Kristen and Robert To Their Luxurious Resort In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have invited Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to visit them in their luxurious Mexican mansion resort located down in Cabo San Lucas, Baja California. Efron and Hudgens have leased the man...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Buys Robert Pattinson A Texas Cattle Ranch

Kristen Stewart Buys Robert Pattinson A Texas Cattle Ranch

LAREDO, Texas - Kristen Stewart recently flew down to Texas and checked out some South Texas ranches that she had seen for sale on eBay. She stated that she knows how much her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson loves to do the "Cowboy Thing" so she...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristy Stewart Reveal Secret Of The "Twilight" Series

Robert Pattinson, Kristy Stewart Reveal Secret Of The "Twilight" Series

A major secret on the set of the Twilight movies is something most producers and directors may have never tried, according to two of it's star's, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. "If you noticed the shocked expressions on some of our faces it...

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Funny story: 'Twilight' Movies Really Good - Pattinson And Stewart Excellent - Gervais And Dee

'Twilight' Movies Really Good - Pattinson And Stewart Excellent - Gervais And Dee

It was something of a surprise when British comedians Ricky Gervais and Jack Dee - both renowned for their sardonic wit - came out unanimously in support of the Twilight movies starring teen heart-throbs Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Speak...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Punched In The Face By War Veteran

Robert Pattinson Punched In The Face By War Veteran

Reports are surfacing that a disgruntled West (By God) Virginia resident, the renowned war veteran and feeble humourist Frankie the J punched Twilight star Rob Pattinson in the face when the teen idol visited a West (By God) Virginia hospital on a go...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Can Kiss, Or Bite, My Ass!

Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Can Kiss, Or Bite, My Ass!

After Robert Pattison has been seen recently with another Twilight star, Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart reportedly stated that Pattinson could kiss her ass. "Better yet, he can bite it." In response to the report, Pattinson was said to have sta...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Has The Hots For Taylor Lautner

Kristen Stewart Has The Hots For Taylor Lautner

The big secret among those on the inside of the Twilight series is that Kristen Stewart no longer has eyes or sighs for Robert Pattinason but for fellow actor, Taylor Lautner. "I don't want to be identified", stated a disguised voice over the tele...

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Funny story: Eclipse Movie Different Than Book Version

Eclipse Movie Different Than Book Version

In the book, the story opens with the revelation that Seattle, Washington is being plagued by a string of unsolved murders, which Edward suspects is caused by a new vampire that is unable to control its thirst for human blood. As Edward and Bella app...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Arrested In New York As Kristen Rushes To Help!

Robert Pattinson Arrested In New York As Kristen Rushes To Help!

It has been confirmed that Robert Pattinson, yes THE Robert Pattinson has been arrested in New York City overnight because of identity theft. "Of all things", Pattinson told reporters early today, myself among them, "I get arrested for attempting...

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Funny story: Real Vampire Almost Ruined Twilight Movie, Series.

Real Vampire Almost Ruined Twilight Movie, Series.

Apparently among the young people of the Twilight filming was a real vampire, disguised as a prop. Immediately after the filming, Nosferatu, made his way out, unknown until someone asked the question, "Where's that extra coffin used in the first half...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson In Black Eye Mystery

Robert Pattinson In Black Eye Mystery

Your local news reporting team decided that further investigation was warranted when I spotted pics of Twilight star Robert Pattinson sporting what appeared to be a black eye, and horror of all horrors for teens everywhere, sporting a beard! I imm...

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Funny story: Twilight Stars Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Stand United Against Malicious Rumours

Twilight Stars Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Stand United Against Malicious Rumours

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart faced the press today in the State Function Room of the Dunbonkin Hotel on New York City's fashionable Fifth Avenue in order to quell a constant stream of outrageous innuendo and ill informed specul...

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Funny story: Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Acts Fast To Dispel Malicious Rumours

Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Acts Fast To Dispel Malicious Rumours

"I have never expressed a desire to marry Susan Boyle, or Kristen Stewart, or anybody else for that matter," Brit actor and star of the 'Twilight' movies, Robert Pattinson today told a packed Press Corps in New York City's Hotel Abstinence. On Lexing...

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Funny story: Don't Overlook Twilight's Ashley Greene, If That's Possible

Don't Overlook Twilight's Ashley Greene, If That's Possible

With all the hoopla over the three big stars in the movie, 'Twilight: New Moon', getting so much publicity, many are now noticing Ashley Greene in the role of Alice Cullen. No, she wasn't at a lot of the big appearances but she will be playing the...

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