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Funny story: Palin To Snub GOP By Having 5 More Children Before Age 50...McCain Gets Solution In Nick Of Time!

Palin To Snub GOP By Having 5 More Children Before Age 50...McCain Gets Solution In Nick Of Time!

It's unusual these days for an American mother to have nore than 2 children. The national average for the U.S. is 2.3 children per mom. Enter Sarah Palin, already with 5! "Ever since I can remember, I wanted 10 children. I mean it seemed so natura...

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Funny story: Leona Baxter Annoyed At Her Cover Being Blown

Leona Baxter Annoyed At Her Cover Being Blown

3-year-old Leona Baxter, the MI6 agent who jumped down a storm drain in Durham, in an attempt to capture an enemy agent, is livid at media bosses who in reporting the story, mentioned her name, and have, allegedly, blown the little girl's cover. E...

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Funny story: New Easy Peel Oranges A Hit With Kids

New Easy Peel Oranges A Hit With Kids

Following the sudden loss of popularity of the humble orange, due to the fact that it's harder to peel than a tangerine, scientists have been working round the clock to get it back on menu's all over the World. It was discovered that kids today s...

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Funny story: Arse Fire Causes Pounds Worth Of Damage

Arse Fire Causes Pounds Worth Of Damage

A 12-year-old boy has been taken to hospital with horrific burns after blowing up a petrol can whilst breaking wind. The accident happened in the Black Country town of Tipton, near Dudley, where the boy, along with his cousin, was having a Fart-li...

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Funny story: Eco-Town To Be Twinned With LazyTown

Eco-Town To Be Twinned With LazyTown

One of the new government-planned Eco-Towns is to be built near to the site of the kids BBC settlement, LazyTown, and will be twinned with it, says a report.

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Funny story: National Rifle Association Defends Right to Bear Arms for Child Soldiers!

National Rifle Association Defends Right to Bear Arms for Child Soldiers!

The US of A's National Rifle Association ordered the Bush administration to boycott an United nations conference to prevent the spread of illicit small arms around the globe.

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Funny story: World's oldest child celebrates birthday

World's oldest child celebrates birthday

61-year-old Tucker Lopex is to celebrate his birthday in style; we caught up with him to toast another year as the world oldest child. From physical appearance it is hard to believe that Mr. Lopex is a child at all, but then it's also hard to bel...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Donates Income To Children's Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape

Paris Hilton Donates Income To Children's Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape

(Los Angeles-CA) A year after telling Larry King that she "wanted to help kids with MS and breast cancer," Paris Hilton is making good on her word. It was announced today that a sex tape with noted actor, Vern "Mini-Me...

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Funny story: Teen Uses Complete Words When Texting

Teen Uses Complete Words When Texting

Racine, WI - In what appears to be a first since cell phone services began offering a 'texting' feature, a teenager has been found to have been sending messages composed of complete English words and sentences.

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Funny story: 1 Million School Children Missing

1 Million School Children Missing

The entire Bush Mob and staff left town today and began gathering up all the children in the United States.

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Funny story: Stupid Named Kids Banned By US Education Pundits

Stupid Named Kids Banned By US Education Pundits

Lobbyists from the U.S. National Edumacation System finally got the Federal Government to pass another unconstitutional pea-brained law. This one is supposed to help stupid teachers keep from being embarrassed when trying to prounounce some of the ri...

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Funny story: Hull Sausage Rolls Lack Consistency, Claims Girl, 4

Hull Sausage Rolls Lack Consistency, Claims Girl, 4

A 4-year-old Hull girl, who was arrested when she dropped a piece of sausage roll whilst shopping with her mother, has claimed that bakers in the city are using substandard sausagemeat in their rolls...

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Funny story: Report says Children are Depressed

Report says Children are Depressed

According to research carried out by BBC children's television programme, Newsround, children are depressed by modern society.

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Funny story: President Bush Launches Book Writing Career Early!

President Bush Launches Book Writing Career Early!

Impressed with 'The Pet Goat,' while reading it during the horrific 9-11 attack on the World Trade Center, and fully impressed by the just-released Laura and Jenna Bush children's book (meant for 4-8 year olds), 'Read All About It,...

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Funny story: Children Of Rich People Are Stupid B*stards

Children Of Rich People Are Stupid B*stards

Its official: the children of wealthy folk are incredibly stupid and ignorant. So say statisticians at Cambridge University, England who have concluded a five-year study into the intelligence of the spawn of rich bastards

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Funny story: Bush Admits to Filling His Pants on 911.

Bush Admits to Filling His Pants on 911.

'Okay, okay I pooped them,' President George Bush admitted at today's press conference. This response came after a flurry of questions about his gormless look, while he continued to read 'My Pet Goat' with them school kids, after his secret service agent told him about the attacks. 'When he said, Mr President, we need to go - I suddenly realised how much I needed to g...

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Funny story: New Strategy to deal with unruly pupils

New Strategy to deal with unruly pupils

Today, it is being reported, psychologists recommend that when teachers deal with unruly pupils in class they should ignore the bad behaviour and praise good behaviour.

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