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Funny story: Kate Middleton Reveals That Emma Watson Is Her Favorite Actress

Kate Middleton Reveals That Emma Watson Is Her Favorite Actress

LONDON - Kate Middleton was in Waterloo shopping with two long time friends from Reading, Berkshire identified as Loretta Piffinshaw and Brompton Boxgrove. Piffinshaw and Boxgrove have been living together for nine years and have remained very close friends of Kate's. And it just so happens that Boxgrove is a reporter for London's Tickety Boo Tabloid. While the three were having lunch at Pet...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Claims Camilla Already Acting like Wicked Stepmother

Kate Middleton Claims Camilla Already Acting like Wicked Stepmother

In a candid interview late last month, Kate Middleton, fiancée of Prince William of Wales, discussed what she expects her life to be like once she has married into the royal family. Her initial response was "fabulous!" but then a frown crossed her fa...

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Funny story: Queen Camilla Has Kate Middleton For Lunch

Queen Camilla Has Kate Middleton For Lunch

British newspapers are eschewing tittie-shots in favor of the startling news that Queen-to-be Camilla had soon-to-be step-daughter-in-law Kate Middleton for lunch yesterday. Camilla, Kate's stepmom-to-be, and Prince Cueball's future-bride were joi...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton To Receive Diplomacy Training

Kate Middleton To Receive Diplomacy Training

Royal bride-to-be Kate Middleton is to be given training in diplomacy by a veteran advisor. Her mentor will be Sir David Manning, who advises Princes William and Harry and who was Tony Blair's key foreign policy adviser during the approach to the...

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Funny story: Kate will not be travelling to her wedding by car after all

Kate will not be travelling to her wedding by car after all

Royal bride-to-be Kate Middleton will not be travelling to church by car after all - both she and Prince William feel the consumption of petrol involved would not be appropriately 'green'. They have now decided to follow a suggestion made by Prince...

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Funny story: To keep her figure for THE wedding, Miss Kate Middleton joins the Harbour Club

To keep her figure for THE wedding, Miss Kate Middleton joins the Harbour Club

Kate is not as vain as this headline suggests. She walked down the streets of London, before joining the gym, looking for the fattest women she could find. She approached each of them (ten in all) and offered to pay for a year's membership at the H...

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Funny story: Royal Altercation At Palace Leaves William 'Furious' And Kate Middleton 'Extremely Upset'

Royal Altercation At Palace Leaves William 'Furious' And Kate Middleton 'Extremely Upset'

Prince William is said to be 'furious' after his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, allegedly upset his wife-to-be, the commoner Kate Middleton. The row took place in Buckingham Palace late one evening, sources say, and resulted in Miss Middleton st...

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Funny story: 'Kate & Wills Condoms' come in small, medium and psychic!

'Kate & Wills Condoms' come in small, medium and psychic!

London - (Tears Before Beditme!): The newly launched royal wedding souvenir three-packs come with fortune cookie-esque slips of paper offering matrimonial tips. These include 'Phantom pregnancy: your boyfriend's a ghost!' and 'Should've seen it co...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton and Prince William's Wedding to be Stormed by Student Rioters

Kate Middleton and Prince William's Wedding to be Stormed by Student Rioters

Student rioters have are making plans to hijack the Royal Wedding. They plan to storm the wedding reception and eat all the party food to highlight the fact that students can't afford to eat food anymore. The wedding Reception will also be raide...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton and Chelsey Davies Bailed In Blood Diamond Crackdown Bust

Kate Middleton and Chelsey Davies Bailed In Blood Diamond Crackdown Bust

The world was stunned yesterday as Kate Middleton and Chelsea Davies were sensationally held after a dawn raid at Buckingham Palace. S019 and Customs sealed off a cordon in excess of 1000 meters around the swish London pad and applied for a 3 mil...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Nude Shock

Kate Middleton Nude Shock

Future Queen of England Catherine Middleton takes her clothes off and gets naked with alarming regularity, it emerged yesterday! Ms Middleton is scheduled to marry Prince William on April 29 and the country is looking forward to a national holiday...

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Funny story: Camilla: I Will End Ms. Kate Middleton's Game!

Camilla: I Will End Ms. Kate Middleton's Game!

Prince Charles upset wife, Camilla, has allowed her tongue to begin wagging and so far, no one, not even the Queen, can shut it up! "Oh I'm aware of little Miss Middleton's schemes to be the next Queen of England", Camilla has been quoted by a pa...

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Funny story: Tea Towels to Return to Royal Wedding Kitsch List

Tea Towels to Return to Royal Wedding Kitsch List

In a rapid about face, Buckingham Palace has announced it will launch an entire range of collectible tea towels to mark the monarchy saving wedding of Prince William and Catherine 'that's not Kate to you' Middleton. Originally, commemorative souve...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton to sign draconian Palace prenup

Kate Middleton to sign draconian Palace prenup

London - (Reuterus): She's to be microchipped like the royal corgis - in case of any abduction or kidnapping attempts. Random drug testing, regular monitoring of SMS texts/emails and compulsory lie detector tests every six months are also on the P...

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Funny story: Celebrating last birthday as commoner Kate Middleton confesses she's a big fan of The Spoof.com spoofers

Celebrating last birthday as commoner Kate Middleton confesses she's a big fan of The Spoof.com spoofers

Loved by the bourgeoisie; hated by the proletariat; despised by self-righteous class abjurers - she who will be Queen of England celebrates her last birthday on Sunday, as a commoner before she officially becomes British royalty. It is understood...

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Funny story: Astrologers warn of Kate Middleton wedding disaster ahead of troubling birthday aspects

Astrologers warn of Kate Middleton wedding disaster ahead of troubling birthday aspects

London - (Portents): The royal wannabe and New Labour hoaxer's birthday on Sunday is riddled with disaster star gazers have warned. An apocalyptic aspect between the Sun and Saturn on her Saturn Return anniversary will see Kate Middleton's gargant...

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Funny story: Will and Kate's prick-teasing, pussy-tickling wedding plans

Will and Kate's prick-teasing, pussy-tickling wedding plans

Kate Middleton's after-shag glow blinded millions of Breakfast News viewers today as she revealed more details of the coming Royal bedding. In an effort to keep up a brave face against decapitation threats by anarchist assassins, Will and Kate hav...

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