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Funny story: McCain Moons Party Base to Catch the Eye of Indies and Cross Dressers!

McCain Moons Party Base to Catch the Eye of Indies and Cross Dressers!

Who thought when they tuned into the RNC that they would see a costume malfunction that would show a 72 year old dinosaur's backside? But do it goes, as Vonnegut once wrote. In a desperate attempt to recover his dangerous maverick, Flyboy J.McC r...

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Funny story: Chameleon McCain Makes Change Look Easy!

Chameleon McCain Makes Change Look Easy!

As the whole world was watching, John McCain sought to recover his 2000 campaign role as a maverick despite a 2008 campaign of pandering to the religious right(who he used to brand as intolerant), backing off of his denunciation of Bush torture as wh...

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Funny story: McCain Family Photoshoot Disaster

McCain Family Photoshoot Disaster

A McCain family photoshoot went terribly wrong when Doug and Andy McCain mistook ornamental wax grapes to be the real thing. Both brothers, who mind you, are well into their forties didn't notice anything out of place as they chomped down on over 30...

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Funny story: Henry Kissinger Bids For Sarah Palin Nude Photos

Henry Kissinger Bids For Sarah Palin Nude Photos

Former US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger has admitted that he has tried to buy photos over the internet that show the Republican party's Sarah Palin in her birthday suit. Kissinger was speaking to the BBC's Emily Maitlis at the Republican conv...

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Funny story: Cindy McCain's Face Goes Back to the Future!

Cindy McCain's Face Goes Back to the Future!

Time travel scientists watched the RNC videography of possible first Lady Cindy "Botox Barbie" with fascination and disbelief. Footage of the beer baronness throughout her sheltered life at first showed the natural signs of aging. At just abo...

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Funny story: McCain's AmerAsian Bastards to Vote for Obama!

McCain's AmerAsian Bastards to Vote for Obama!

Once the spoof learned that the maverick McCain had sown more than his share of wild oats before during and after his first marriage, they decided to check into his escapades in Nam. Dozens of prematurely white haired Vietnamese of a certain age bega...

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Funny story: McCain Abandoned First Wife and Three Children for Billionnaire Heiress!

McCain Abandoned First Wife and Three Children for Billionnaire Heiress!

Neither Cindy "Botox Barbie" nor John "Still a POW" Mccain's RNC videographies made any mention of the fact the man of honor McCain abandoned his first wife and their three children after she was in a near fatal and seriously disabling car accident.L...

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Funny story: McCain accidentally repeats Obama's acceptance speech, no one notices

McCain accidentally repeats Obama's acceptance speech, no one notices

In the balloon-filled finale of the 2008 Republican Convention, presidential candidate McCain delivered a mildly stirring acceptance speech to a mostly white, well-heeled audience while using Obama's notes and repeating many of Obama's promises, thou...

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Funny story: Loose Cannon McCain Loses Elite Republican Support Hinting: There's a Change-a-Comin'

Loose Cannon McCain Loses Elite Republican Support Hinting: There's a Change-a-Comin'

In a tit-for-tat reaction to (Re)publican presidential hopeful John McCain's blatant attempt to win over former Hillary Clinton supporters, thousands of elite party supporters are suddenly backing white-knuckled conservative Pagan Catholic Edward All...

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Funny story: Monopolies Commission not happy with John McCain

Monopolies Commission not happy with John McCain

John McCain, the USA Presidential hopeful, has now got himself into trouble with the UK Monopolies Commission, the organisation that monitors monopolistic practices throughout the country. The chairman of the Potato Growers Association in the UK,...

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Funny story: Lieberman: McCain Knows When To Make A Disastrous Vice Presidential Choice

Lieberman: McCain Knows When To Make A Disastrous Vice Presidential Choice

Amid party concern that John McCain's sputtering campaign had lost all chance of triumphing in November by his selection of former beauty queen, Alaskan governor and 'Troopergate' star Sarah Palin, Senator Joe Lieberman (I-CT), who caucuses with the...

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Funny story: McCain coronary imminent for Thursday's Virgo Sun/Saturn conjunction trine Jupiter

McCain coronary imminent for Thursday's Virgo Sun/Saturn conjunction trine Jupiter

St Paul, Minnesota - (RIP Mess): The GOP's McCain/Palin schmoozefest will end in calamity according to UK Hellfire Club sky watchers. The prediction is based on the sky's starry pattern where the Sun and Saturn meet at 2am GMT this Thursday, just...

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Funny story: McCain to be Grandfather and Father to Palin's daughter's twins!

McCain to be Grandfather and Father to Palin's daughter's twins!

In yet another incredible combination and permutation to the McCain- Sarah Palin- Bristol Palin soap opera, Republican candie Johnny McC appears to have fathered with arm candy VP candie Sarah Palin. But that child was really the fetus from Mccai...

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Funny story: Evangelicals Stick McCain with a Pregnant Teen and a Hit Woman!

Evangelicals Stick McCain with a Pregnant Teen and a Hit Woman!

People close to McCain, told TheSpoof.com that the candidate hoped to have a friend by his side as he navigated the difficult final weeks of the campaign and hopefully into his term as President. A VP like his Jewish buddy Democrat Joe Lieberman who...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!

Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!

Flushing Meadows- Sarah Palin, the new V.P. Running Mate choice of John McCain, surfaced at the U.S. Open this week. She is currently being questioned by New York Police for hanging out near the men's locker room and attempting to steal a pair of Raf...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's daughter Again pregnant with McCain's baby: This time she must carry her own child!

Sarah Palin's daughter Again pregnant with McCain's baby: This time she must carry her own child!

Sarah Palin in good Christian conservative responsible parenting is refusing to carry her daughter's second child by John McCain. "Our family teaches compassion and personal responsibility. I agreed to carry my daughter's first child fathered by...

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Funny story: Maverick McCain Lipsmacks Elephantine Evangelical A-Hole!

Maverick McCain Lipsmacks Elephantine Evangelical A-Hole!

Arizona POW Senator John McCain has always prided himself on being the lonely westerner gun slinger who stood up alone to the forces of evil. Besides a stuffed hamster, Mccain keeps a 16mm print of Gary Cooper's High Noon on an old movie projector in...

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