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Funny story: 'Star of Bethlehem' was Jumbo Jet

'Star of Bethlehem' was Jumbo Jet

It was revealed yesterday that what for 2000 years was thought to be the 'Star of Bethlehem ' was in fact British Airways Flight BA0119 Heathrow to Bangalore. The jumbo jet leaves London Heathrow at 13.50 on December 24th and passes over Bethlehem...

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Funny story: Archaeology Journal "Dig, baby, Dig" Announces Jerusalem Find: Jesus Donated Body and Blood

Archaeology Journal "Dig, baby, Dig" Announces Jerusalem Find: Jesus Donated Body and Blood

Who knew that This is My Body and This is My Blood would become not only the words of consecration in the Roman Catholic Liturgy of the Eucharist but also the title of a scientific paper in a professional archaeological journal called: Dig, baby, Dig...

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Funny story: Problems with Madonna divorce

Problems with Madonna divorce

There are reports today that there have been major problems with Madonna's impending divorce, in particular with the ramifications as to what might happen to the child. Madonna - real name Mary - has come in for firece criticism from the Roman aut...

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Funny story: Cup with earliest reference to Christ discovered

Cup with earliest reference to Christ discovered

A team of scientists led by the French archaeologist Franck Goddio recently announced that they have found a cup, dating to between the late 2nd century B.C. and the early 1st century A.D., that is engraved with what they believe could be the world's...

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Funny story: Palin Found Guilty of Ethics Breach; Jesus Grants Her Clemency!

Palin Found Guilty of Ethics Breach; Jesus Grants Her Clemency!

Governor Palin and her husband Todd the Enforcer were found guilty of breach of ethics in their use of the Governor's office to settle a family feud. Palin and Hubbie Todd harassed law enforcement officials to fire Sarah's sister's former husband dur...

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Funny story: Jesus Signs For Spurs

Jesus Signs For Spurs

Jesus has signed for Spurs it has been announced. This has already caused controversy within the premiership given that the transfer window deadline has expired. A spokesman for the premier league stated 'it is not on, one minute Jesus is perform...

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Funny story: Planet Earth left unattended for too long

Planet Earth left unattended for too long

Jesus today returned from his two thousand year holiday to find the Earth in turmoil. "What the hell has happened here," he said as he arrived at Heathrow's terminal 5. "It's bad enough that they've lost my luggage, I mean what has been going on?!...

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Funny story: Palin Grilled on Statement Suggesting "Jesus was on a Mission from God"

Palin Grilled on Statement Suggesting "Jesus was on a Mission from God"

ABC newsman Charles Gibson grilled vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin on a controversial statement she made in an Alaska church. The statement, which suggested that Jesus Christ was on a mission from God, has raised eyebrows in certain Democrati...

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Funny story: Schoolgirl's Snatch Thatch Bears Face of Christ

Schoolgirl's Snatch Thatch Bears Face of Christ

Chantelle Slutrunt, a seventeen year old Smegmadale schoolgirl studying for her A levels in Shoplifting and Knife Fighting at the town's Asbo Central Education Trust, has set the Christian and Judaic religious worlds afire after her younger brother W...

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Funny story: Good Vibrations

Good Vibrations

Japanese artist; Osaka Macok hás caused quite a stir with his alabaster creation of Jesus of Nazareth with a hard-on! The statue, which was displayed at a Gateshead (UK) Art Centre is allegedly responsible for a spurt in phallic sex toys.

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Funny story: British Swimmer Claims Silver After Near-Death Experience

British Swimmer Claims Silver After Near-Death Experience

British 10km Open Water swimmer David Davies swam the race of his life to win a silver medal in Beijing today, but revealed afterwards that it nearly didn't happen. Davies told officials at the finish line that he believed he had "died", and come...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson plans "The Passion" sequel

Mel Gibson plans "The Passion" sequel

Bollywood CA - In a frank interview today, Mel Gibson admitted that he had not read the whole Bible when he made his hit film "The Passion" The 2004 film, which consisted of Jesus being beaten up in a garden, then a Temple, after that a Roman cour...

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Funny story: Jesus Now Bigger Than The Beatles

Jesus Now Bigger Than The Beatles

In a press conference yesterday, the Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Beardboy claimed that 'Jesus is now bigger than the Beatles'.

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Funny story: Christians launch new wiki-Bible

Christians launch new wiki-Bible

Christians all over the world are rejoicing in the launch of a new online Bible that can be edited to suit whatever they choose to believe in, at that point.

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Funny story: Miracles Attributed to Newly Discovered Last Turd

Miracles Attributed to Newly Discovered Last Turd

In a story reported yesterday, a piece of human feces that was purportedly the last bowel movement of Jesus Christ was discovered in a cave in Nazareth. Reporter Du...

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Funny story: DBC annouces title fight!

DBC annouces title fight!

The rematch of the planet was announced today. Lucifer "morning star" Seraphim was to be given a rematch with Jesus "Holy Trinity" Carpenter in the revenge match of all time.

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Funny story: Jesus and The Disciples Planning a Comeback Tour

Jesus and The Disciples Planning a Comeback Tour

Jesus Christ has risen again in order to carry on his work for the salvation of Mankind.

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