Hollywood CA, July 2008: In 2009 a new awards ceremony is to be held in Tinsel town. This gala event will feature the worst domestic and foreign political films of the last 15 years. One can expect to see the best decorated boobs in the film industry walking down the red carpet with their spouses.
At the moment Hollywood is filled with rising stars who aren't even old enough to drink. Kids like Miley Cyrus and Dakota Fanning are children who who have become household names, but has anyone wondered what their future will hold?...
Here are the 10 songs in Hollywood actress and seismologist Sharon Stone's personally chosen album, for singing round the fire during those long winter earthquakes:
* 'Instant Karma's Going To Get You', John Lenin
* 'The Lava Is Blowing In The Wind', Bob Dylan
* 'Sergeant Sharon's Lonely Brain Cell Band', The Beatles
* 'The Chinese Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Immoral Earthquakes', Juli...
The Christie Brinkley-Peter Cook divorce trial in Central Islip, New York, which started on July 2, has been hotter than the country's summer weather. Considering the daily drone of the unfortunate Iraq War, the miserable U.S. economy, and the ti...
* The French Copyright Connection II. Lazy movie-makers copy an entire film, and change its name
* The Sting. Hopelessly bad actors demand millions for not acting properly, and get the money
* Erin Brockorich. Julia Roberts goes on strike, as she is now starving, due to low wages
* An American Conman In London.
THE COOKIE MONSTER...
DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS
Over the weekend, a pest-removal company trapped and removed 788 rats from an infested house in Sutherland, Oregon. No police report was filed after they learned it was just President Bush holding a cabinet meeting.
- At the IAAF World Athletics Tour meeting in New York, Jamaica's Usain Bolt set a new World record for the men's 100m in a time of 9.72 seconds. Bolt said he wasn't even trying to set a record. It turns out, Bolt is a super-delegate and was just running away from Hillary Clinton.
A brief glimpse of the latest hot goss from tinseltown. Fire, sex, drugs, email and Sex and the City latest.
Miley Cyrus and her father, Billy Ray, the Country Music legend, are to get married, according to reports from Hollywood.
In a surprise move, Uma Thurman has married a 37-year-old man recently found guilty of stalking her.
A remake of an old sitcom about a cast of castaways on an desert isle, Hollywood is presenting the American public with Oguama's Isle. This time the entire island population is millionaires or if they are not they threw away their poor sick wives to marry a millionairess.
Hollywood actor Wesley Snipes has received a three year prison sentence for tax offences, but the conviction had nothing to do with the court's perception of him as a rich "uppity nigger".
It has been reported on all the leading TV Channels, that legendary screen Goddess Lauren Bacall, arrived yesterday at a publicity event in New York, showing rather too much cleavage.
Hollywood multi-millionaire actor Tom Cruise has admitted to authorities that he is indeed the fabled "Lindbergh Baby".
Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise has finally found the man he wants. The loveable Scientologist has been searching the nation for a hand masseuse to keep his delicate hands soft and "calm his raging spirit" w...
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