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Funny story: The Sharon Stone Song Book

The Sharon Stone Song Book

Here are the 10 songs in Hollywood actress and seismologist Sharon Stone's personally chosen album, for singing round the fire during those long winter earthquakes: * 'Instant Karma's Going To Get You', John Lenin * 'The Lava Is Blowing In The Wind', Bob Dylan * 'Sergeant Sharon's Lonely Brain Cell Band', The Beatles * 'The Chinese Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Immoral Earthquakes', Juli...

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Funny story: Steamy Sex and Titillating Revelations in Brinkley-Cook Divorce Trial Clear Courtroom of Spectators!

Steamy Sex and Titillating Revelations in Brinkley-Cook Divorce Trial Clear Courtroom of Spectators!

The Christie Brinkley-Peter Cook divorce trial in Central Islip, New York, which started on July 2, has been hotter than the country's summer weather. Considering the daily drone of the unfortunate Iraq War, the miserable U.S. economy, and the ti...

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Funny story: This Week's Top Ten Box Office Hollywood Movies

This Week's Top Ten Box Office Hollywood Movies

* The French Copyright Connection II. Lazy movie-makers copy an entire film, and change its name * The Sting. Hopelessly bad actors demand millions for not acting properly, and get the money * Erin Brockorich. Julia Roberts goes on strike, as she is now starving, due to low wages * An American Conman In London.

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Funny story: Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

THE COOKIE MONSTER...

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Funny story: Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS Over the weekend, a pest-removal company trapped and removed 788 rats from an infested house in Sutherland, Oregon. No police report was filed after they learned it was just President Bush holding a cabinet meeting.

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Funny story: Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

- At the IAAF World Athletics Tour meeting in New York, Jamaica's Usain Bolt set a new World record for the men's 100m in a time of 9.72 seconds. Bolt said he wasn't even trying to set a record. It turns out, Bolt is a super-delegate and was just running away from Hillary Clinton.

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Funny story: Hot Hollywood Headlines

Hot Hollywood Headlines

A brief glimpse of the latest hot goss from tinseltown. Fire, sex, drugs, email and Sex and the City latest.

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus And Billy Ray Cyrus To Marry

Miley Cyrus And Billy Ray Cyrus To Marry

Miley Cyrus and her father, Billy Ray, the Country Music legend, are to get married, according to reports from Hollywood.

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Funny story: Uma Thurman marries obsessive stalker

Uma Thurman marries obsessive stalker

In a surprise move, Uma Thurman has married a 37-year-old man recently found guilty of stalking her.

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Funny story: Oguama's Isle

Oguama's Isle

A remake of an old sitcom about a cast of castaways on an desert isle, Hollywood is presenting the American public with Oguama's Isle. This time the entire island population is millionaires or if they are not they threw away their poor sick wives to marry a millionairess.

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Funny story: NWA Snipes sentenced to three years

NWA Snipes sentenced to three years

Hollywood actor Wesley Snipes has received a three year prison sentence for tax offences, but the conviction had nothing to do with the court's perception of him as a rich "uppity nigger".

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Funny story: Lauren Bacall gets her Tits out at 104

Lauren Bacall gets her Tits out at 104

It has been reported on all the leading TV Channels, that legendary screen Goddess Lauren Bacall, arrived yesterday at a publicity event in New York, showing rather too much cleavage.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise: "I am the Lindbergh Baby!"

Tom Cruise: "I am the Lindbergh Baby!"

Hollywood multi-millionaire actor Tom Cruise has admitted to authorities that he is indeed the fabled "Lindbergh Baby".

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Gives Hand Job To Barbara Streisands Masseuse

Tom Cruise Gives Hand Job To Barbara Streisands Masseuse

Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise has finally found the man he wants. The loveable Scientologist has been searching the nation for a hand masseuse to keep his delicate hands soft and "calm his raging spirit" w...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise is Gayest Guy in Hollywood

Tom Cruise is Gayest Guy in Hollywood

An insider has revealed that heart-throb movie star Tom Cruise is the gayest man in Hollywood history.

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Funny story: Hollywood Moguls Covene in Hills To Chart Movie Course for Next 10 Years

Hollywood Moguls Covene in Hills To Chart Movie Course for Next 10 Years

A few weekends ago at the spacious Hollywod Hills home of Jim Carry and Carrie Carry, the high rollers of Tinsel Town (we mean Hollywood, as with the Hollywod Sign!), mostly Jewish producers and directors, met to map out a strategy of getting the moviegoing audiences back into the theaters. Heavy tolls have been exacted on moviehouse revenues by DVD rentals, knockoff DVDs, Internet broadcasts, ill...

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Funny story: Ebony and Ivory miscast by Hollywood

Ebony and Ivory miscast by Hollywood

Hollywood is misinformed about the number of white people who have blacks as best friends and should start portraying such relationships more realistically on TV and film, according to a report released by the National Alliance of Caucasians on Monda...

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