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Funny story: Hot Closet Sex Romp May Have Burned Hillary's Email Server: Bimbo Not Named

Hot Closet Sex Romp May Have Burned Hillary's Email Server: Bimbo Not Named

BILLINGSGATE POST: A leaked report from FBI Headquarters places blame for Hillary's missing emails squarely on an amorous encounter that took place on top of the server that was located in a closet in the Clinton's home in Chappaqua, NY. DNA evid...

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Funny story: Focus Group Loses Sight Of Hillary

Focus Group Loses Sight Of Hillary

BILLINGSGATE POST: QUESTION: If your eyes looked like two piss holes in a snowbank, and your lips were pink like a rooster's dink; you had chipmunk cheeks bouncing around every which-way when your phony jackass laugh sent folks up the wall, and you...

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Funny story: Clinton Declared Winner of 2nd Democratic debate One Month Early: CNNs new model reveals

Clinton Declared Winner of 2nd Democratic debate One Month Early: CNNs new model reveals

The field of Democratic presidential hopefuls will face off in their second debate hosted by CBS in one month's time, but thanks to CNN's new predictive model using Bayesian statistics, Markov Chain and a new technique referred to as 'Hyperbole Subte...

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Funny story: John Kerry 'Accidentally' Nukes The Onion, Sky Doesn't Fall In (2/2)

John Kerry 'Accidentally' Nukes The Onion, Sky Doesn't Fall In (2/2)

How have people received John Kerry's recent nuclear annhilation of The Onion? We'll start off with Hillary Clinton. Now listen here, young man. With all due respect, reporter… which ain't very much, let's be… Ah, HONEST… Erm… Well anyway, why so fastidious? Huh? I mean, you know, maybe Iran are, say, just a few decades ahead of schedule in developing nukes and this is the first...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Rates Bimbos: Monica "Most Fun I've Had With My Pants On ..."

Bill Clinton Rates Bimbos: Monica "Most Fun I've Had With My Pants On ..."

BILLINGSGATE POST: Hardly a day goes by that news of Slick Willie being linked to a bimbo doesn't make headlines. With Hillary's run for president, long past trysts are being recalled by victims of his charm. Gennifer Flowers, who claims to have h...

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Funny story: Hillary slams Clinton for Originating the "Obama Is A Muslim" Rumor

Hillary slams Clinton for Originating the "Obama Is A Muslim" Rumor

DURHAM, N.H. - 2015 Hillary Clinton blasted 2008 Hillary Clinton this afternoon for originating the rumor that President Obama is a Muslim. "She knew or she should have known that suggesting that our Supreme Leader, Barack Hussein Obama, was a Mus...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton sparks outrage by claiming no Republican should be President

Hillary Clinton sparks outrage by claiming no Republican should be President

WASHINGTON, DC - Hilary Clinton says the United States should not elect a Republican president. "I would not advocate that we put a Republican in charge of this nation." Ms. Clinton said Sunday. Clinton's comment comes on the heels of GOP front...

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Funny story: Trump Exits Campaign And The U.S.

Trump Exits Campaign And The U.S.

Donald Trump, at a hastily called news conference, today announced that he would no longer be a candidate for the GOP presidential nomination. In exiting, the billionaire builder explained, "I only ran for the nomination to have some fun and to pr...

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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Claims Road Runner Is Hillary's Love Child With Anthony Weiner

Wile E. Coyote Claims Road Runner Is Hillary's Love Child With Anthony Weiner

BILLINGSGATE POST: This story has to be true, if only because of the striking resemblance between the Road Runner and his purported parents, Hillary Clinton and Anthony Weiner. Have some doubts? Just check out side-by-side photos of the three of th...

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Funny story: Dead Sewer Rat Out Polls Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Against GOP Candidates!!

Dead Sewer Rat Out Polls Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Against GOP Candidates!!

After Joe Biden's numbers against the GOP frontrunners shocked many for a man who has yet to make a speech, many thought the Democratic party would be satisfied. But to everyone's surprise in steps...er perhaps thrown in, a dead rat dubbed Ronald Rat...

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Funny story: Hillary's Emails Leaked

Hillary's Emails Leaked

WikiStinks has examined all of Hillary Clinton's top secret classified emails. Hillary's true feelings are now known. Some high and lowlights: "i've always had a crush on janet reno. angela merkel's not bad either. lol." "i like a strong woman. xoxo. lgbtlol." "bengazzi shmengazzi. omg! wtf?" "whitewater rafting and cattle futures are my favorite hobbies. who's vince foster? lmao."...

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Funny story: Hillary Goes Balls To The Wall To Woo Elizabeth Warren

Hillary Goes Balls To The Wall To Woo Elizabeth Warren

BILLINGSGATE POST: Hearing reports of Vice-President Biden meeting with Elizabeth Warren to get her blessing for his possible run for the presidency, Hillary Clinton cut short her vacation in the Hamptons with her unfaithful sidekick, Slick Willie,...

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Funny story: Iowa State Fair Exposes True Nature Of Politics by Having Presidential Candidates Penned Up.

Iowa State Fair Exposes True Nature Of Politics by Having Presidential Candidates Penned Up.

This year's crop of Presidential weeds..... er... candidates made their appearance this week at the traditional show case starting gate for the quad yearly election- the Iowa State Fair. This time in a stock pen. All the hopefuls vying for the so-...

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Funny story: Hillary Tells Obama To Call Off FBI Or She Will Reveal His Kenyan Birth Certificate

Hillary Tells Obama To Call Off FBI Or She Will Reveal His Kenyan Birth Certificate

BILLINGSGATE POST: We're now officially talking "HARDBALL." In an interview with Chris Matthews on MSNBC, Hillary Clinton was asked by the fast talking loudmouth if there was anything she could do to stop the FBI from breaking down her private serve...

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Funny story: Trump card fails!

Trump card fails!

It seems though non-alcoholic, non-drug-taking, clean as a whistle, multi-billionaire candidate for the the US presidency, Herr Trump, has played his final ace and it floundered! Donald, a now dead duck, has said publicly that the US are bunch of...

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Funny story: Hillary And Huma Plot Blockbuster Spouse Swap: Weiner Goes To Willie Plus 100K

Hillary And Huma Plot Blockbuster Spouse Swap: Weiner Goes To Willie Plus 100K

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since 1973, the year New York Yankee pitchers, Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich traded their wives, kids and dogs in an across-the-board swap, has there been anything close to what is now being called the "trade of the century"...

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Funny story: Clinton Special: Buy One, Get One Free

Clinton Special: Buy One, Get One Free

Bill & Hill, the popular Arkansas doll brand that was spun off from Walmart in a 1998 divestiture due to lack of sales following the release of their Monica model, announced a special 2-for-1 sale. That's right, buy a Hill and get a Bill absolute...

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