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Funny story: Trump And Hillary To Exchange Hair Pieces If Both Nominated: A Trumpillary Transfusion

Trump And Hillary To Exchange Hair Pieces If Both Nominated: A Trumpillary Transfusion

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Mikhail Gorbachev instituted "Glasnost" in the late 1980's has there been such a democratization of hair styles in our political history. Inspired perhaps by the imagery of living beneath the encampment of an albino rac...

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Funny story: Clinton Email May Answer Question Of Why She Stood By Bill After Affair

Clinton Email May Answer Question Of Why She Stood By Bill After Affair

Hillary Clinton, long under investigation by Congress for her use of a private email account for government business, may wish that messages concerning the Benghazi inquiry are the only revelations that come out. Recently disclosed emails indicat...

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Funny story: Preparation H--As In "Hilary" Was Secret to Successful Benghazi Hearing

Preparation H--As In "Hilary" Was Secret to Successful Benghazi Hearing

Amiko Aventurista, the world's leading journalist has done it again. In this exclusive interview with Hilary Clinton the former Secretary of State reveals what she did to prepare for the Congressional hearings regarding the events in Benghazi. Aventurista: Madam Secretary thank you for granting me this exclusive interview. And of course bienvenida a Maunabo, Puerto Rico. I can't believe you ag...

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Funny story: Hillary & Donald agree to become one -- literary : unresolved issues remain

Hillary & Donald agree to become one -- literary : unresolved issues remain

The world of politics has been shaken, stirred, and flipped. Nothing close to today's events could have been imagined-never! For the first time in American history, Democrats and Republicans have agreed to merge political parties. Hillary C...

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Funny story: Trump Cherishes Hillary's Butt: Looks Like 2 Dogs Fighting In Gunnysack

Trump Cherishes Hillary's Butt: Looks Like 2 Dogs Fighting In Gunnysack

BILLINGSGATE POST: The great "Pantsuit vs Hair" controversy has just risen to a higher level. Following Hillary's throw-away remark that Donald Trump "should shave his head if wants to be taken seriously," the Trumpster counter-punched Sunday durin...

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Funny story: Republican House Committee On Benghazi Elects Hillary Clinton President

Republican House Committee On Benghazi Elects Hillary Clinton President

Wow! Not exactly their intention, but the Republican House Committee on Benghazi managed to present Hillary Clinton, the former Secretary of State and US Senator from New York, as knowledgeable, accurate, professional and presidential; clearly, not t...

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Funny story: Hot Closet Sex Romp May Have Burned Hillary's Email Server: Bimbo Not Named

Hot Closet Sex Romp May Have Burned Hillary's Email Server: Bimbo Not Named

BILLINGSGATE POST: A leaked report from FBI Headquarters places blame for Hillary's missing emails squarely on an amorous encounter that took place on top of the server that was located in a closet in the Clinton's home in Chappaqua, NY. DNA evid...

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Funny story: Focus Group Loses Sight Of Hillary

Focus Group Loses Sight Of Hillary

BILLINGSGATE POST: QUESTION: If your eyes looked like two piss holes in a snowbank, and your lips were pink like a rooster's dink; you had chipmunk cheeks bouncing around every which-way when your phony jackass laugh sent folks up the wall, and you...

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Funny story: Clinton Declared Winner of 2nd Democratic debate One Month Early: CNNs new model reveals

Clinton Declared Winner of 2nd Democratic debate One Month Early: CNNs new model reveals

The field of Democratic presidential hopefuls will face off in their second debate hosted by CBS in one month's time, but thanks to CNN's new predictive model using Bayesian statistics, Markov Chain and a new technique referred to as 'Hyperbole Subte...

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Funny story: John Kerry 'Accidentally' Nukes The Onion, Sky Doesn't Fall In (2/2)

John Kerry 'Accidentally' Nukes The Onion, Sky Doesn't Fall In (2/2)

How have people received John Kerry's recent nuclear annhilation of The Onion? We'll start off with Hillary Clinton. Now listen here, young man. With all due respect, reporter… which ain't very much, let's be… Ah, HONEST… Erm… Well anyway, why so fastidious? Huh? I mean, you know, maybe Iran are, say, just a few decades ahead of schedule in developing nukes and this is the first...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Rates Bimbos: Monica "Most Fun I've Had With My Pants On ..."

Bill Clinton Rates Bimbos: Monica "Most Fun I've Had With My Pants On ..."

BILLINGSGATE POST: Hardly a day goes by that news of Slick Willie being linked to a bimbo doesn't make headlines. With Hillary's run for president, long past trysts are being recalled by victims of his charm. Gennifer Flowers, who claims to have h...

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Funny story: Hillary slams Clinton for Originating the "Obama Is A Muslim" Rumor

Hillary slams Clinton for Originating the "Obama Is A Muslim" Rumor

DURHAM, N.H. - 2015 Hillary Clinton blasted 2008 Hillary Clinton this afternoon for originating the rumor that President Obama is a Muslim. "She knew or she should have known that suggesting that our Supreme Leader, Barack Hussein Obama, was a Mus...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton sparks outrage by claiming no Republican should be President

Hillary Clinton sparks outrage by claiming no Republican should be President

WASHINGTON, DC - Hilary Clinton says the United States should not elect a Republican president. "I would not advocate that we put a Republican in charge of this nation." Ms. Clinton said Sunday. Clinton's comment comes on the heels of GOP front...

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Funny story: Trump Exits Campaign And The U.S.

Trump Exits Campaign And The U.S.

Donald Trump, at a hastily called news conference, today announced that he would no longer be a candidate for the GOP presidential nomination. In exiting, the billionaire builder explained, "I only ran for the nomination to have some fun and to pr...

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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Claims Road Runner Is Hillary's Love Child With Anthony Weiner

Wile E. Coyote Claims Road Runner Is Hillary's Love Child With Anthony Weiner

BILLINGSGATE POST: This story has to be true, if only because of the striking resemblance between the Road Runner and his purported parents, Hillary Clinton and Anthony Weiner. Have some doubts? Just check out side-by-side photos of the three of th...

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Funny story: Dead Sewer Rat Out Polls Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Against GOP Candidates!!

Dead Sewer Rat Out Polls Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Against GOP Candidates!!

After Joe Biden's numbers against the GOP frontrunners shocked many for a man who has yet to make a speech, many thought the Democratic party would be satisfied. But to everyone's surprise in steps...er perhaps thrown in, a dead rat dubbed Ronald Rat...

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Funny story: Hillary's Emails Leaked

Hillary's Emails Leaked

WikiStinks has examined all of Hillary Clinton's top secret classified emails. Hillary's true feelings are now known. Some high and lowlights: "i've always had a crush on janet reno. angela merkel's not bad either. lol." "i like a strong woman. xoxo. lgbtlol." "bengazzi shmengazzi. omg! wtf?" "whitewater rafting and cattle futures are my favorite hobbies. who's vince foster? lmao."...

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