NEW YORK, NY - Democrat Presidential hopeful, Hillary Rodham Clinton said today that she will "Toss Trump's Salad", if he is the Republican candidate in 2016. The comment came after Donald Trump said that Hillary was "Schlonged" by Barack Obama. "...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Is Hillary Clinton the Schlongarian Candidate as Donald Trump asserts? What the majority of pinch-mouth prude journalists ascribe to as another vulgarity by Trump shows how deeply embedded the media is in PC journalism. Inside...
Americans watching Saturday's Democratic debate saw Hillary Clinton's empty podium for nearly one minute when ABC News came back from its second commercial break as she found herself in the unfortunate position of needing to take a dump, which ended...
MANCHESTER, NH--Sitting in council with her advisers in preparation for her debate with Bernie Sanders, Imperial Commander Clinton dismissed any claims that Sanders' campaign posed a threat to her own, declaring that the Clinton Machine was "medi...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the most recent poll conducted by ACME/Wile E Coyote, just days after the last Republican debate, Carly Fiorina jump-started herself over Donald Trump by 2 points. Of the 4000 registered ex-patriot Aussie, Free-Silver-Lovin...
Science Town, NMScientists looking for the source of water on Mars found, in one of those crazy Science coincidences, the source of all evil on Earth instead. The head scientist, in an exclusive interview said, "We were aiming our receptors up to...
Washington, DCIn a survey taken by a local newspaper, it was found that most Republicans do not use e-mail because they don't know how. In fact, 23% of Republicans were found to believe that e-mail is evil and a tool of the devil. The reporter fir...
Who's afraid of Donald Trump? Seems like most of the folks in the Republican party. He recently was overheard to have said that Osama bin Laden was still alive and that he spoke to him. Not dead! But Seal Team 6 finished him off and there was a...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Mikhail Gorbachev instituted "Glasnost" in the late 1980's has there been such a democratization of hair styles in our political history. Inspired perhaps by the imagery of living beneath the encampment of an albino rac...
Hillary Clinton, long under investigation by Congress for her use of a private email account for government business, may wish that messages concerning the Benghazi inquiry are the only revelations that come out. Recently disclosed emails indicat...
Amiko Aventurista, the world's leading journalist has done it again. In this exclusive interview with Hilary Clinton the former Secretary of State reveals what she did to prepare for the Congressional hearings regarding the events in Benghazi. Aventurista: Madam Secretary thank you for granting me this exclusive interview. And of course bienvenida a Maunabo, Puerto Rico. I can't believe you ag...
The world of politics has been shaken, stirred, and flipped. Nothing close to today's events could have been imagined-never! For the first time in American history, Democrats and Republicans have agreed to merge political parties. Hillary C...
BILLINGSGATE POST: The great "Pantsuit vs Hair" controversy has just risen to a higher level. Following Hillary's throw-away remark that Donald Trump "should shave his head if wants to be taken seriously," the Trumpster counter-punched Sunday durin...
Wow! Not exactly their intention, but the Republican House Committee on Benghazi managed to present Hillary Clinton, the former Secretary of State and US Senator from New York, as knowledgeable, accurate, professional and presidential; clearly, not t...
BILLINGSGATE POST: A leaked report from FBI Headquarters places blame for Hillary's missing emails squarely on an amorous encounter that took place on top of the server that was located in a closet in the Clinton's home in Chappaqua, NY. DNA evid...
BILLINGSGATE POST: QUESTION: If your eyes looked like two piss holes in a snowbank, and your lips were pink like a rooster's dink; you had chipmunk cheeks bouncing around every which-way when your phony jackass laugh sent folks up the wall, and you...
The field of Democratic presidential hopefuls will face off in their second debate hosted by CBS in one month's time, but thanks to CNN's new predictive model using Bayesian statistics, Markov Chain and a new technique referred to as 'Hyperbole Subte...
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