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Funny story: It Looks Like Madonna Has Her Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Lip Syncing Performance Down To A Semi-Science

It Looks Like Madonna Has Her Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Lip Syncing Performance Down To A Semi-Science

INDIANAPOLIS - The Midwestern town of Indianapolis will be home to Super Bowl XLVI (46) between the Giants of New York and the Patriots of New England or as Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket refers to the two teams, The Apple Guys Vs. The Tea...

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Funny story: Lana Del Ray axed from the Superbowl

Lana Del Ray axed from the Superbowl

The new singing sensation Lana Del Rey has been dramatically axed from the superbowl half-time entertainment this weekend after organisers discovered she is actually a part-time drag artist called Eliza Ray Grunt. The ruse was discovered after an...

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Are Walloped By The New York Giants 37-20: Aaron Rodgers Makes A Very Surprising Statement

The Green Bay Packers Are Walloped By The New York Giants 37-20: Aaron Rodgers Makes A Very Surprising Statement

GREEN BAY - There was no joy at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wisconsin, Sunday afternoon, unless you were one of the many New York Giant fans who made the trek up from the Big Apple to the Land of The Proud Cheeseheads. The reigning Super Bowl cham...

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Funny story: Packer Panic as Giants tower over Green Bay

Packer Panic as Giants tower over Green Bay

Following the Green Bay Packers' stunning playoff loss yesterday to the New York Giants, a wholly irrational panic has enveloped the entire state of Wisconsin. A mildly scientific survey of Oshkosh residents Sid and Doris Bonkers revealed that 100...

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Funny story: Tebow's sober realization: God loves the Patriots more than the Broncos

Tebow's sober realization: God loves the Patriots more than the Broncos

FOXBORO, Ma. - Tom Brady and God's favorites, the New England Patriots, opened up a can of old-fashioned whoop-bottom on the Denver Broncos, beating them 45-10 in the AFC title game. It did not, however, take four quarters for Tim Tebow to realize...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Quarterback For The Denver Broncos Thrilled That Sales of John 3:16 Bumper Stickers Have Skyrocketed!

Tim Tebow Quarterback For The Denver Broncos Thrilled That Sales of John 3:16 Bumper Stickers Have Skyrocketed!

DENVER - One of the most popular quarterbacks in the NFL Tim Tebow has stated that he is just thankful to be lucky enough to be a member of professional football. The Denver Broncos quarterback, who wears number 15, has become a sports hero as he...

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Funny story: The Owner of The Jacksonville Jaguars Goes Ballistic and Viciously Lashes Out At The Fans of His Team

The Owner of The Jacksonville Jaguars Goes Ballistic and Viciously Lashes Out At The Fans of His Team

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - Well it appears that Billy Graham, the Pope, and Gloria Allred together could not do the damage control to undo the tremendous mess that the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars has just created for himself and his team. Jacks...

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Funny story: Homeless Woman Cries Out To God For Help - God Too Busy Helping Denver Broncos

Homeless Woman Cries Out To God For Help - God Too Busy Helping Denver Broncos

New York City - A homeless woman here cried out to God to help her find food to feed her and her three year-old child, saying, "Oh, please, God. Don't let my baby die!" God replied an hour later. "I had to tell her 'no way,'" God said. "I realize...

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Funny story: Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Finally Agrees To Change His Last Name

Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Finally Agrees To Change His Last Name

PITTSBURGH - After adamantly stating that hell would freeze over and all of the Kardashians would move to Armenia before he would change his last name Ben Roethlisberger has changed his mind. "Big Ben" as he is known by his Tweeter fans has been t...

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Funny story: Penn State University Has Decided To Change Its Name In Order To Get Rid of The Coach Jerry Sandusky Stigma

Penn State University Has Decided To Change Its Name In Order To Get Rid of The Coach Jerry Sandusky Stigma

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - In a collegiate move that has surprised 91 percent of the Penn State faculty and 93 percent of the Penn State student body, school administrators have moved to change the university's name. Penn State spokesperson...

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Funny story: Denver Broncos Quarterback Tim Tebow Is Recommended By 9 Out of 10 Ministers

Denver Broncos Quarterback Tim Tebow Is Recommended By 9 Out of 10 Ministers

DENVER - Lately it seems that we are seeing more and more NFL games where certain players seem to think that they can simply violate established rules and regulations and get away with it. NFL fans have seen the likes of dirty players such as Ndam...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose Another Game After The Kicker Is Iced - It's Got To Be A Friggin Curse!

The Dallas Cowboys Lose Another Game After The Kicker Is Iced - It's Got To Be A Friggin Curse!

DALLAS - Perhaps Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones can use his influence with the rest of the NFL owners and see about making a new NFL rule doing away with the fourth quarter. For the second week in a row the Cowboys have had the outcome of the ga...

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Funny story: Penn State Requests Jerry Sandusky To Not Wear Penn State "Sweats" When Being Arrested

Penn State Requests Jerry Sandusky To Not Wear Penn State "Sweats" When Being Arrested

The Board of Trustees of Pennsylvania State University has unanimously passed a resolution to ask Jerry Sandusky to please stop wearing Penn State sweat suits every time he gets arrested. It was at a Happy Valley news conference that Peter Fillia, C...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Fans Shocked As Coach Jason Garrett Ices His Own Kicker Costing The Team The Game

Dallas Cowboys Fans Shocked As Coach Jason Garrett Ices His Own Kicker Costing The Team The Game

GLENDALE, Arizona - Dallas Cowboys Coach Jason Garrett said he called time out to make sure that his field goal kicking unit had settled in - well if they had been any more settled in they would have looked like hefty John Goodman sprawled out on the...

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Funny story: San Diego Chargers Kicker Nick Novak Gets A Three Day Suspension For Peeing On The Sidelines

San Diego Chargers Kicker Nick Novak Gets A Three Day Suspension For Peeing On The Sidelines

SAN DIEGO - San Diego Chargers kicker Nick Novak was reportedly in the bathroom at his home in San Diego when he received a call from a representative of the NFL Committee on Player Game Behavior. According to Sport Territory Magazine's Tango Bris...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Organization Silences Melissa Kellerman, The Cowboy Cheerleader Who Was Tackled On The Sidelines

The Dallas Cowboys Organization Silences Melissa Kellerman, The Cowboy Cheerleader Who Was Tackled On The Sidelines

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones prides himself in running a very tight ship, but in the case of the Cowboys cheerleader who was tackled by Dallas tight end Jason Witten the ship got a whole lot tighter. By now, just about everyone who d...

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Funny story: The Detroit Lions' Ndamukong Suh Says He May Quit Football And Become A Pro Wrestler

The Detroit Lions' Ndamukong Suh Says He May Quit Football And Become A Pro Wrestler

DETROIT - The NFL football player who has been voted by his fellow NFL members as The Dirtiest Football Player In The NFL has said that he may be changing professions. Ndamukong Suh [Pronounced: NUMB-SKULL-SHIT] was ejected from the Detroit Lions-...

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