Showing:

Funny satire stories about Food

Try another search?

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Blames Her Weight Gain on Record Mogul Clive Davis

Kelly Clarkson Blames Her Weight Gain on Record Mogul Clive Davis

EAU CLAIRE, Wisconsin - Kelly Clarkson's personal hair stylist Jose of San Jose has revealed that the Texas songstress has been very depressed of late. José, as his Hispanic friends refer to him, was with Clarkson while she accepted a life time ac...

Read full story
Funny story: English Muffins' Famed "Nooks and Crannies" a Danger to Consumers?

English Muffins' Famed "Nooks and Crannies" a Danger to Consumers?

The Thomas' English Muffins we've all grown up with may be hazardous to our health, a new study shows. Dr. Eg Salád, a biologist at UCLA, claims his research shows "the Crannies, when consumed steadily over a period of time, are carcinogenic." "F...

Read full story
Funny story: Twinkies "Might Be Fattening"

Twinkies "Might Be Fattening"

It has finally been publicly announced that the signature cream filled sponge cake product Twinkies, "might be fattening," (along with Ding Dongs, Snoballs, and fruit pies.) The revelation came as a shock to dieticians and health care profession...

Read full story
Funny story: Blowton Diet Takes Off

Blowton Diet Takes Off

Clark Blowton has made headlines again for "The Blowton Diet". While most other diets are based on reducing food intake and increasing exercise the "The Blowton Diet" promises you can eat all you want laying in bed drinking a big bottle of white...

Read full story
Funny story: Stop what you're eating

Stop what you're eating

A multibillion dollar worldwide survey of 4 trainee scientists, each educated to a minimum Grade D GCSE (or equivalent), has reached the conclusion that indeed, all food is bad for human consumption. The three year survey funded by the British ta...

Read full story
Funny story: Review: Party Food

Review: Party Food

Having sent off my latest review, I sat wondering what I could review next when a blue delivery van pulled up outside with a delivery for me. I accepted the four boxes from the lady driver called Tess Coe, or something similar, and took them inside to see what I would be reviewing. Judging by the contents, I would be reviewing party food. First out of the box were small sausages. They were v...

Read full story
Funny story: Scientists prove link between food and obesity

Scientists prove link between food and obesity

Scientists at Bridlington University have uncovered a "link" between food consumption and weight gain in humans. Dr Wayne Bruce, visiting Professor of Sandwiches from the Barnsley Institute claims that "Fatties" may well eat more food that their natu...

Read full story
Funny story: Walls have Ears!

Walls have Ears!

Hard pressed British families will be glad to hear that Walls, producer of their beloved "Banger" is branching out and will shortly be marketing "Pigs Ears" as "a tasty snack the whole family can enjoy anytime! "Gordon Brown was our inspiration. W...

Read full story
Funny story: Britains Eating Habits Are Getting Healthier in Credit Crunch

Britains Eating Habits Are Getting Healthier in Credit Crunch

Fast food chains up and down the country are responding to the credit crunch by launching new ranges of tempting meals using less traditional meats. A well known Fried Chicken franchise has launched a new "Persian Chicken" burger and teenagers ev...

Read full story
Funny story: Model Coco to appear on freaky eaters as she eats only CoCo pops

Model Coco to appear on freaky eaters as she eats only CoCo pops

Canadian Model Coco Rocha who weighs only 7st 7lbs is being turned down for work on the catwalk because idiots are claiming she is to fat. Now Coco has gone on a diet eating only the breakfast cereal Coco Pops and although she has still not found...

Read full story
Funny story: Compost Soup - A Savoury New Delight

Compost Soup - A Savoury New Delight

An Oregon group shared a recipe for compost soup on the radio. Although thoroughly organic, it was however not your normal culinary delight. You could call it 'getting back to the earth' in a big way, although dying could also be looked upon as a way of getting 'back to the earth' as well. Ingredients are of vital importance in the mixture. Earthworm castings are a major component. For those...

Read full story
Funny story: Answer to Childhood Obesity is Laughing Stock - says TV Chef

Answer to Childhood Obesity is Laughing Stock - says TV Chef

TV Chef, Heaton Bloomingspall OBE, has sensationally claimed that he has the answer to combat childhood obesity. Speaking from the en-suite laboratory situated in his luxurious marshmallow penthouse in Bolton (yes, it really is in Bolton) he said,...

Read full story
Funny story: Sweet Tooth Link To Obesity

Sweet Tooth Link To Obesity

Doctors in the United States have said that they have established a link between children with a sweet tooth and obesity. While most children in society these days like sweets, those with an extra sweet tooth may become fat, the researchers say. T...

Read full story
Funny story: Redneck Publishes Roadkill Cookbook

Redneck Publishes Roadkill Cookbook

Cousinpoke, Alabama -- Gourmands and publishers alike are basking in the success of America's latest gourmet genius. Elmer Dinkley, 47, former tractor-pull aficionado and trapper burned up the New York Times Bestseller list this week with the publica...

Read full story
Funny story: Woman who eats only soil to appear on Freaky Eaters

Woman who eats only soil to appear on Freaky Eaters

A South African woman who eats only soil has been invited to appear on the next series of television programme Freaky Eaters. As a schoolgirl Thuli Malindzi got hooked on eating soil which she claims tastes better than chocolate. Thuli who is now...

Read full story
Funny story: Oprah Involved in Shocking 'Tootsie Roll' Scandal Concerning Her Sex Life!

Oprah Involved in Shocking 'Tootsie Roll' Scandal Concerning Her Sex Life!

Media Mogul, talk show host, and worth over $2B, Oprah Winfrey is now embroiled in a sex orientation controversy as leaks from her tell all book hint that she really has an aversion to Tootsie Rolls, but just loves Chocolate Covered Cherries! The...

Read full story
Funny story: Hunting Haggis in the Highlands of Scotland

Hunting Haggis in the Highlands of Scotland

An American has been hunting Haggis in the highlands of Scotland even although he has been repeatedly told that there is no such creature as the haggis. Haggis is actually a Scottish dish served up mainly on Burns day which consists of a sheep's h...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more