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Funny story: Obama & Biden Rally UAW Workers over a 'shot and a beer" Summit at Factory recently Evacuated over "Beer Farts!"

Obama & Biden Rally UAW Workers over a 'shot and a beer" Summit at Factory recently Evacuated over "Beer Farts!"

Good old boys Barry Obama and Joe Biden had a good laugh today when they returned to the Michigan Chrysler factory recently shut down over 'Beer Farts" that caused an evacuation due to health concerns. With the the NSNBC cast of Olbermann and Matt...

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Funny story: Ireland PM Accepts IMF Loan & Quits

Ireland PM Accepts IMF Loan & Quits

Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen has accepted, we have heard, a massive IMF loan to leave office. If there is no Budget before another election the risk of Ireland and Europe sinking into the Irish sea is immense. Thus the IMF had to deal with Cow...

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Funny story: Astronomic UK debt

Astronomic UK debt

Follow the logic: I am a normal UK citizen. I am £80,000 in debt, which I will have to rob off my friends to repay, or at least borrow from them. Another "friend" is £20,000 in debt. I demand to loan them this amount despite my inpecunity. I can't afford it now, and I'm not assured that I will be repaid. Of course, the banks are going to fall over themselves to lend me the cash to do so.

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Funny story: George Osborne - I'm only doing this because I own half of Ireland

George Osborne - I'm only doing this because I own half of Ireland

Through gritted teeth, George Osborne announced to the House of Commons today the details and his rationale behind bailing out the neighbours over the Irish Sea. Then the Tory boys chucked their venom and anti EEC bile at Cameron and Osborne. T...

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Funny story: UK offers loan of 'around £7bn Brixton pounds' to Irish Republic

UK offers loan of 'around £7bn Brixton pounds' to Irish Republic

The UK has offered the aid addicted Irish Republic a loan of around £7bn, with the caveat that it will be paid to them in 'Brixton pounds.' The Brixton pound, which can only be spent in Brixton at shops in the scheme, was launched in 2009 and all...

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Funny story: Ireland: We got the sums wrong, we don't need any money

Ireland: We got the sums wrong, we don't need any money

Ireland stepped back from the brink of a multi billion Euro bail out last night, when Finance minister Brian Lenihan announced the figures were added up incorrectly. Ireland in fact has a surplus 'In the tens of billions'. The IMF and EU while...

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Funny story: IRA to bail out Irish economy

IRA to bail out Irish economy

As Ireland faces its hour of greatest need and teeters on the brink of bankruptcy, an unlikely saviour has come to the rescue. The IRA has declared that it is coming out of the shadows and has registered as a limited company. This will involve the...

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Funny story: WalMart Elitists Swallow Their Pride!

WalMart Elitists Swallow Their Pride!

After 20-30 years of mocking others, WalMart elitists have been taken down a notch or two with today's rough economy. "I admit that I used to look down my nose at those people shopping at the Goodwill Stores and the Salvation Army", says one forme...

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Funny story: Rental Costs Soar for Evil Lairs in Britain

Rental Costs Soar for Evil Lairs in Britain

LONDON - The cost of renting a civilian dwelling in Britain has increased by over 4.5%. However, the hardest hit are evil megaminds. Evil geniuses, hit by increasing amounts of police arrests and lack of genius work due to people wanting to watch...

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Funny story: Irish Medical Study: Combat Modeling Reveals Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Irish Medical Study: Combat Modeling Reveals Why Women Live Longer Than Men

(Irish Times) - Medical research focusing on the work of British mathematician, Frederick Lanchester, suggests that his theories may explain why women live longer on average than men. Said Dr. Eoin "Sweet Release" O'Death of County Mayo Clinic: "...

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Funny story: Study: Low Pay Reason For Poverty

Study: Low Pay Reason For Poverty

NEW YORK - Experts from across the globe have convened at the United Nations Conference on Poverty in New York City. The research is shocking. The survey, which was carried out in over two hundred countries over two years, has found out that pover...

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Funny story: Bankers Told 'You've Never Had it so Good'

Bankers Told 'You've Never Had it so Good'

The Government's Special Adviser, Lord Young has advised Banks that they have never had it so good. 'Bailed out by tax payers after you ruined the economy. The Labour Party blamed. Now you are back in profit and bonuses are coming with Father Christm...

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Funny story: Areas of Britain to Sold Off to Aid Recovery

Areas of Britain to Sold Off to Aid Recovery

LONDON - A new plan out today will allow privatisation of cities and land. The scheme, which will allow people who do not work in government to buy land in England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. The plots of land will be divided into count...

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Funny story: Leprechauns Might Save Irish Economy

Leprechauns Might Save Irish Economy

In the wake of some of the worst economic news to hit Ireland for decades, record numbers of Irish people are laying traps hoping to catch the elusive leprechauns and make them hand over the gold in their possession. Some claim that the stores of gol...

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Funny story: David Cameron promises a Royal Wedding every year to boost the UK economy

David Cameron promises a Royal Wedding every year to boost the UK economy

Throughout the world, interest has been growing in the recent engagement of Prince William and the quite fit commoner Kate Middleton. Already, investors are expecting the UK to receive a massive boost in income due to the wedding next year. The UK...

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Funny story: Ireland To Fund Royal Wedding

Ireland To Fund Royal Wedding

In a week that sees EU financiers attempting to foist a loan on the Irish government in order to save the Euro - a loan that the Irish don't really need, having already told the IMF to "feck off" - Irish Minister for hurling, Seamus O'Whambam has com...

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Funny story: NO - we don't want YOU

NO - we don't want YOU

A picturesque little city of around 50,00, that is nestled in the lush rolling green hills of Central Ohio, recently, after much deliberation, passed legislation that would ban Tattoo Parlors, Pawn Shops, and Heavy Truck and Auto Repair Shops from l...

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