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Funny story: Another Obama Dog Setback

Another Obama Dog Setback

At a press conference today, Treasury Secy Richard Geitner announced that there has been another setback in the acquisition of a dog by the Obama family. Leading economists released figures today showing that the average cost of raising a dog from...

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Funny story: London To Host The 2009 Alaskan Dog Sledding Championship

London To Host The 2009 Alaskan Dog Sledding Championship

LONDON, England - Londoners are experiencing the heaviest snowstorm in 18 years. The record snowfall has caused Heathrow Airport to be shut down. Even Amy Winehouse's bee-hive hairdo is completely covered with the white stuff (snow). One of her ne...

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Funny story: Clifford Chosen As First Dog

Clifford Chosen As First Dog

Honoring a promise to his children, United States President Barack Obama today announced the official decision on getting a First Dog for the Whitehouse. After examining several choices, including Snoop Dog, Under Dog, and a friendly mongrel from bac...

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Funny story: Toxic shock death of French ex-President Chirac's poodle

Toxic shock death of French ex-President Chirac's poodle

Paris - (Shaggy Dog Mess): Former French President Jacques Chirac's lapdog 'Sarko' has died of toxic poisoning after biting his master. The feisty little mutt had been on prescription quaaludes for the last six months after developing spontaneous...

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Funny story: Churchill dog put down

Churchill dog put down

The bulldog that has appeared in Churchill insurance television adverts for years has been put down. Its owner, Mr. Victor Reeves, said:'Yes, I had to do it. For many years Churchill was Britain's favourite dog, bringing a smile to people's faces...

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Funny story: Obamas Ditch Dog Dilemma

Obamas Ditch Dog Dilemma

Frustrated by an inability to choose between a Portuguese Water Dog and a Goldendoodle, and concerned that not selecting a dog from a rescue could generate more criticism from animal rights and rescue groups, AND already criticized by breeders for no...

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Funny story: Arrested For Calling His Dog

Arrested For Calling His Dog

A man was arrested today in Margate Kent after calling his dog in the local park. Mr W. Carrot, who was already down on his luck having just stepped in a steaming pile of dog poo while cleaning up his own pooch's mess, explained to our reporter:...

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Funny story: Dog Poop Breakthrough

Dog Poop Breakthrough

UK scientists are currently working on a dog food additive which will make their poo glow in the dark. The idea is to help shortsighted people and others to avoid the traumatic experience of stepping in it at night. In a random survey a Mr P.Goli...

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Funny story: Doggy Bakery Sued For Fraud

Doggy Bakery Sued For Fraud

"There's no beagles in the bagels, no poodles in the popovers and no terriers in the tarts at Marge's Doggy Bakery...and that's fraud!" exclaimed Prosecuter Horace Crone. The whole sorrid affair came to light after a persistant would-be vendor c...

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Funny story: West Highland Terriers Make Crap Gangsta Accessories

West Highland Terriers Make Crap Gangsta Accessories

Somewhere in the UK. Just after teatime - An investigative Spoof reporting team today went out onto the mean streets of the UK with the intention of documenting street gang activity. As we pulled into a local shopping area in our unmarked dustcart...

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Funny story: Dog Fishing Outlawed in Alabama

Dog Fishing Outlawed in Alabama

Responding to an upswing in the practice of dog fishing, Alabama lawmakers have sent a measure to the Governor's desk outlawing the cruel sport. "We need to send a message to folks that catching dogs from the back of moving pick-up trucks with fis...

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Funny story: Michael Vick injured in prison pit fight

Michael Vick injured in prison pit fight

NEWPORT NEWS, VA - Professional American football player Michael Vick sustained serious lacerations, some of which appear to be teeth marks, a dislocated shoulder and two broken ribs in a heavily promoted prison fight earlier this week. Officials ha...

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Funny story: Dismay as Dagenham Dog Detonates

Dismay as Dagenham Dog Detonates

Pressure was mounting yesterday to review the dog warden service following a Dagenham detonating dog incident. The destructor chip, implanted in all dogs since 2003, malfunctioned, causing two Ipod listening youths to be deluged in dead dog debris.

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Funny story: Lassies, Rin Tin Tins and Benjis Became Fur Coats

Lassies, Rin Tin Tins and Benjis Became Fur Coats

The Humane Society of the United States filed a lawsuit against the six top fur coat manufacturers and their designers this week. The HSUS alleges that fur coat makers and their designers have falsely advertised the materials that have made their fur...

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Funny story: Cow Jumps Over the Moon - Dog Laughs to see such fun

Cow Jumps Over the Moon - Dog Laughs to see such fun

China sent it's first cow into space last night and at 3am local time it soared over our nearest and dearest celestial neighbor - the Moon. The cow, named Moe Inge, was photographed from the Hubble telescope performing a balletic display of moveme...

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Funny story: Famous dog admits to itchy belly

Famous dog admits to itchy belly

Archie "Hurfanagle" Inglebert Humperdink Blake has just been admitted to rehab to deal with his itchy belly addiction. A source close to the subject says 'It was really getting out of hand, he would just constantly flop over wanting a fix'. At...

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Funny story: Remarkable Invention Saves Australia from the Cane Toad

Remarkable Invention Saves Australia from the Cane Toad

Queensland, Australia -- A bushie's amazingly simple and uncomplicated invention is being credited with rescuing Australia from the Cane Toad swarm. Cane Toads are a spreading plague across Northeast Australia, a front moving at 125 km per year in pl...

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