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Funny story: Dick Cheney Not Father of Anna Nicole Smith Baby

Dick Cheney Not Father of Anna Nicole Smith Baby

Whew. At last! Something shadowy and questionable that is completely unrelated to the machinations of Dick Cheney or Halliburton. Considering his history of, "Without a doubt" proclamations, that collect traces of rumors and contradictions,...

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Funny story: Cheney Taking The Fifth

Cheney Taking The Fifth

If subpoenaed to testify in the I. Lewis 'Scooter' Libby obstruction of justice case, Vice President Dick Cheney, recipient of four deferments, may just take the Fifth to avoid the possibility of incriminating himself.

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Funny story: Cheneys To Vacation In Iraq

Cheneys To Vacation In Iraq

Insisting he isn't delusional, Dick Cheney plans to spend a two week spring vacation with wife, daughter and grandchildren in Iraq. Even pregnant daughter Mary intends to go along, and not to be outdone by the birth of Angelina Jolie's child...

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Funny story: Cheney Had Explosive Diarrhea During State Of the Union

Cheney Had Explosive Diarrhea During State Of the Union

Medical experts utilizing the latest in Computer Long Distant Technology (CLDT) demonstrated the sophistication of this new technology by diagnosing Dick cheney's explosive diarrhea attack during Bush's big speech.

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Funny story: Texas Duck Shot, Lame But Lives

Texas Duck Shot, Lame But Lives

Great White Hunter Dick "Chainsaw" Cheney thought he bagged him a ringneck duck on his most recent hunting trip.

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Funny story: Fitzie rocks as Scooter Libby readies to grass up Cheney

Fitzie rocks as Scooter Libby readies to grass up Cheney

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Plame Mess): Tuesday 16 January sees the perjury indictment of Scooter Libby, Dick Cheney's former Chief of Staff, who stands accused of outing s top CIA spook because her husband called the Bushes' bluff over a ye...

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Funny story: Secrets of the Altair Voyager: Cheney and his lowlife hooker

Secrets of the Altair Voyager: Cheney and his lowlife hooker

California - (Ass Mess): The Chevron oil company's 2001 renaming of The Condoleezza Rice, one of their top double-hulled tankers, as The Altair Voyager may be an even greater embarrassment to Vice President Dick Cheney than previously thought ac...

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Funny story: Amazing Bush Confession: I Have the Heart, Cheney the Brain of a Tyrant

Amazing Bush Confession: I Have the Heart, Cheney the Brain of a Tyrant

WASHINGTON - President Bush made a strange confession to a pool of reporters in the Oval Office yesterday during a photo session with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki,.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Gives Up Guns, Goes Bow Hunting

Dick Cheney Gives Up Guns, Goes Bow Hunting

Vice President Dick Cheney, after his recent shotgun fiasco with a lawyer friend, has given up firearms. The second in command of the United States has announced that he has taken up the bow and arrow.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney's growling face stays that way, emergency surgery needed.

Dick Cheney's growling face stays that way, emergency surgery needed.

No stranger to the surgical processs, Vice President Dick Cheney was rushed to Baltimore memorial hospital when it became readily apparent that his trademark "growl" look wouldn't leave his face after a spewing a barrage of profane word...

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Funny story: Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

WASHINGTON, Reuters - The United States has come up with a war-winning strategy in Iraq that goes by the name "100 Percent Solution," according to White House and Pentagon sources.

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Funny story: President Bush: "Iraq Study Group Agrees With Me"

President Bush: "Iraq Study Group Agrees With Me"

After reading the Iraq Study Group report President George W. Bush has concluded that the panel of experts agrees with his Iraq policy. He assures Americans that there is no reason to change course in Iraq: not that he has ever been stay the course,...

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Funny story: Cheney Killed In Action In Iraq, Joining Dozens of Top Bush Officials, and Their Kids

Cheney Killed In Action In Iraq, Joining Dozens of Top Bush Officials, and Their Kids

WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney died in Iraq last week trying to defuse a roadside bomb while serving in the Army under an assumed name.

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Funny story: Lesbian Daughter of V.P. Dick Cheney Pregnant

Lesbian Daughter of V.P. Dick Cheney Pregnant

The openly gay daughter of United States Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that she is expecting a baby. News of the announcement brought concern, curiosity, and speculation as to the identity of the father from Washington insiders, other fam...

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Funny story: Borat, Geller send in the lawyers over Cheney sperm donor smears

Borat, Geller send in the lawyers over Cheney sperm donor smears

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Leading Rovian ambassador and sometime Kazakh comedian Mr Borat has issued a stiff rebuke via his lawyers after press allegations in the UK that he is the sperm donor responsible for impregnating Dick Cheney's daughter...

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Funny story: So who inseminated Cheney's daughter?

So who inseminated Cheney's daughter?

Washington DC (Ass Mess): Reports that US Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter Mary is pregnant have been met with a flurry of activity on the political spread-betting website Aintgottaprayer.com.

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial Number 5: George Bush and Homey Vladimir Putin, A Hunting Dick Cheney Goes & Vioxx Still

Ed-E-torial Number 5: George Bush and Homey Vladimir Putin, A Hunting Dick Cheney Goes & Vioxx Still

(New York--NY) It's Ed-E-torial #5. Or as we like to call it: "The one where Ed admits his dark secret."...

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