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Funny story: Politicians agree to speak the truth

Politicians agree to speak the truth

After three centuries of fudging, prevaricating, dodging and generally being economical in their veracity, British Politicians have been dealt a three-line whip to tell the truth. A cross-party group have studied the impact of lie-telling to an in...

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Funny story: Cameron Buried Somewhere in the Desert

Cameron Buried Somewhere in the Desert

David Cameron has reportedly been 'buried in the desert' by his friends in the Conservative Party who say there is 'no bad blood' in their decision to inter Cameron in an unmarked grave. A mistake by a policeman who mistook a 111 call for a 999 on...

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Funny story: Cameron: Middle East problems could be solved by a game of soggy biscuit

Cameron: Middle East problems could be solved by a game of soggy biscuit

After reading a report commissioned by Eton College, Prime Minister David Cameron has supported its recommendation that the Middle East tensions between Israel and Palestine could be solved by the "biscuit game". He has written to UN Secretary Genera...

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Funny story: The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

Prime Minister, David Cameron has reluctantly allowed Nick Clegg to take part in a Children's In Need special entitled "The Five Prime Ministers". The ten minute sketch is a comedy take on the popular Doctor Who episode The Five Doctors in which P...

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Funny story: David Cameron comes out

David Cameron comes out

David Cameron today delighted campaigners when he announced to the world his intention to undergo gender reassignment. "I've been hiding this for too long now and feel it is time to be honest with myself, to my constituents and to the nation as a...

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Funny story: Larry the Downing Street Cat saves Cameron from extradition says Theresa May

Larry the Downing Street Cat saves Cameron from extradition says Theresa May

Manchester - A rather flea-bitten mog with iffy ratting credentials is all that stands between David Cameron and immediate repatriation Home Secretary Theresa May has told the Conservative Conference. The 60-something politician - known as Cat Wom...

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Funny story: Cameron Wants Total EU Ban On Plastic Bags - Gas Companies Behind It Claims Ex-Minister!

Cameron Wants Total EU Ban On Plastic Bags - Gas Companies Behind It Claims Ex-Minister!

Due to the worsening economic situation, mainly in Britain but also affecting some other parts of Europe, David Cameron is to urge Brussels to ban totally the use of plastic bags throughout the European Union. Speaking by telephone from one of his...

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Funny story: David Cameron deeply regrets own goal at QPR

David Cameron deeply regrets own goal at QPR

Aston Villa fan David Cameron has expressed his regret and outrage after a late own goal by defender Richard Dunne cost his team 3 valuable points against QPR. "That donkey Dunne has let the whole country down and ruined my weekend" stated the Pr...

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Funny story: Libya says it will not invade Great Britain

Libya says it will not invade Great Britain

Military leaders in Libya, have given David Cameron an assurance that they will not invade our country despite the awkward situation between the two nations. Major Fizal Meazales of the Libyan peoples military front, was hoping the statement would pu...

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Funny story: Volunteering Survey Paints False Picture Says Media Boss

Volunteering Survey Paints False Picture Says Media Boss

A survey suggesting levels of volunteering are at a ten-year low has been slammed by a local media magnate. According to the annual Citizenship Survey, just 39 per cent of people took part in some form of volunteering over the past year. This rep...

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Funny story: Constituency Boundary Changes have a secret agenda

Constituency Boundary Changes have a secret agenda

The ConDem alliance's plans to change the constituency boundaries in the UK have been revealed to have a secret agenda. "I've seen an early draft of the proposed new boundaries," said political observer, Anna Listz. "And I was shocked at what I sa...

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Funny story: Nicola Blackwood's pert breasts eclipse David Cameron at PMQs

Nicola Blackwood's pert breasts eclipse David Cameron at PMQs

London - A hideously expensive plunging black top showcased Nicola Blackwood's rounded, bronzed pair, ever-so-slightly concealed by tousled peroxide locks. "Is she shagging him or Osborne?" was Members' most FAQ today after the surprise bosomy per...

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Funny story: "I Smell Crude!" Sarkozy & Cameron Race to Libya To Suck Up Spoils of War!

"I Smell Crude!" Sarkozy & Cameron Race to Libya To Suck Up Spoils of War!

It was announced today that British Prime Minister David Cameron and French President Nicholas Sarkozy were about to take off on the next "Great Race" as each prepared a 'diplomatic mission' to Libya to gather up the 'spoils' as both planned to lan...

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Funny story: Facts about David (The Liar) Cameron

Facts about David (The Liar) Cameron

The following article about David (The Liar) Cameron, was sent in by the old gi... er.. Senior Citizen who, over the years has kept pestering us with such rubbish and uninteresting items about politicians. On this occasion we could see his point, so decided to publish it in full, as a warning to others about the nepotism, nihilism, nastiness and nequient nature of the man and his crooked colleague...

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Funny story: Cameron wants offenders to get "tough love"

Cameron wants offenders to get "tough love"

Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that he wants young offenders to get what he calls "tough love" to help them leave their lives of crime. This new policy follows his previous statement that he wants to "hug a hoodie". The PM demonstrated...

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Funny story: I am not penalising the poor, actually, says Cameron

I am not penalising the poor, actually, says Cameron

A man who has married into a multi million pound fortune as well as being worth a fair amount of money himself has said that he has nothing against the poor, actually. Prime Minister David 'Happy Shiny Man of the People' Cameron told a stunned Hou...

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Funny story: David Cameron Encourages Libyans to Loot Gadaffi's Homes and Favourite Shops

David Cameron Encourages Libyans to Loot Gadaffi's Homes and Favourite Shops

British leaflets are being dropped across Tripoli written in both Arabic and Eton English to encourage locals to loot Gadaffi's homes and the shops that are allied with his hated regime in order to add further shame and humiliate the retreating presi...

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