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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Niecy Nash Told To Jiggle Her "Parts" On Off The Dance Floor and Out The Exit Door

Dancing With The Stars: Niecy Nash Told To Jiggle Her "Parts" On Off The Dance Floor and Out The Exit Door

HOLLYWOOD - And then there were four. Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron showed the fully full-figured Niecy Nash the exit. At first Miss Nash, who unofficially tips the scales at 270, said that she was not leaving and that there was no moth...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Nicole "The Pussycat Doll" Scherzinger and Derek Hough Score Three Perfect 10s!

Dancing With The Stars: Nicole "The Pussycat Doll" Scherzinger and Derek Hough Score Three Perfect 10s!

HOLLYWOOD - The latest edition of Dancing With The Stars was quite a physical undertaking. There was melodramatic movement on a night that saw a lot of physical action such as Niecy "Jiggly Parts" Nash accidentally hitting both her ears with her tits...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Breaks Up With Leighton Meester Says He Misses Cheryl Cole

Derek Hough Breaks Up With Leighton Meester Says He Misses Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough has told his downstairs maid, Markayla Madison, 32½, that he has broken up with electro pop diva - actress girlfriend Leighton Meester. Markayla who has been Hough's maid at his Hollywood...

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Funny story: The Elisabeth Hasselbeck - Erin Andrews Feud Turns Ugly!

The Elisabeth Hasselbeck - Erin Andrews Feud Turns Ugly!

HOLLYWOOD - Barbara Walters of The View did her best to try and diffuse the big verbal feud between fellow View host Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Dancing With The Stars castoff, Erin Andrews. Hasselbeck, the somewhat prettier version of GOPrincess Ann...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Carrie Ann Inaba Says She Is Cheryl Burke's Mother

Dancing With The Stars: Carrie Ann Inaba Says She Is Cheryl Burke's Mother

HOLLYWOOD - After being told that the International Inquirer was going to print an exposé showing that Dancing With The Stars' judge Carrie Ann Inaba is the biological mother of DWTS professional dancer Cheryl Burke, Inaba decided to reveal the truth...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Pammy's Mammies Are Sent Bouncing Back Home

Dancing With The Stars: Pammy's Mammies Are Sent Bouncing Back Home

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars did not want to see it, but sadly Pamela Anderson is the latest casualty of the dancing reality show. Pamela Anderson, showed that at the age of 42, she is still a woman that can cause guys from...

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Funny story: Dancing with the Stars Begs Kate Gosselin to Come Back

Dancing with the Stars Begs Kate Gosselin to Come Back

In a rare, never before seen move on Dancing with the Stars, the show's producers are begging Kate Gosselin to come back and compete. "There's been a terrible mistake," said a spokesperson. "The judges were honestly under the assumption that they wer...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Evan The Ice Skater and The Sexy Anna Get Three Perfect 10's

Dancing With The Stars: Evan The Ice Skater and The Sexy Anna Get Three Perfect 10's

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars British Judge Len "The Old Geezer" Goodman stood up, did a cartwheel and told Olympic gold medal ice skating champion Evan Lysacek that he saw him skating on ice and he looked very nice, but watching him dance on wo...

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Funny story: Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka's Honeymoon on Dancing With The Stars is Over

Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka's Honeymoon on Dancing With The Stars is Over

HOLLYWOOD - Well one thing that will not be in Jake and Vienna Pavelka's home will be The Dancing With The Stars mirror ball trophy. The airline pilot from Dallas was eliminated from the dancing reality show. Judge Len Goodman said that part of...

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Funny story: Brenda Song Says She is The Biological Daughter of Dancing With The Stars Judge Carrie Ann Inaba

Brenda Song Says She is The Biological Daughter of Dancing With The Stars Judge Carrie Ann Inaba

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Disney Channel super star and singing sensation Brenda Song was in town as the official Grand Marshall of Kalamazoo's 49th Annual Automotive Parts Parade. The 22-year-old recently had a world wide number one hit single with t...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says That Len "The Grouchy Brit" Goodman Needs To Retire!

Dancing With The Stars: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says That Len "The Grouchy Brit" Goodman Needs To Retire!

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars judges Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba gave Erin Andrews and her dance partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy a 9 each, but English judge Len Goodman gave them a 7. When the 7 was announced Maksim looked into the camera...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin is Considering Taking Legal Action Against Dancing With The Stars

Kate Gosselin is Considering Taking Legal Action Against Dancing With The Stars

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, the mother on the cancelled reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8, and Dancing With The Stars castoff has stated that she is seriously considering suing the reality dancing show. Gosselin said that the only reaso...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Puts Dancing Skills to Work Giving Lap Dances

Kate Gosselin Puts Dancing Skills to Work Giving Lap Dances

Reading, PA - Never one to fret about where her next paycheck is coming from what with all her new-found skills and all, Kate Gosselin has put her recent professional dancing skills to use at the local Squat 'n Grind Club in Reading, PA. "Gosh," says...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Butt Gets Booted Off of Dancing With The Stars But It Will Appear In PlayMister Magazine

Kate Gosselin's Butt Gets Booted Off of Dancing With The Stars But It Will Appear In PlayMister Magazine

CHICAGO - Like the old Lithuanian saying goes, 'when one door closes another one opens.' And Kate Gosselin is proof of that. No sooner had "King Kate" gotten her Pennsylvania puckeroo kicked off the dancing reality show when her cell phone rang w...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: "Graceless" Kate Gosselin is Going, Going, Gone!

Dancing With The Stars: "Graceless" Kate Gosselin is Going, Going, Gone!

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson found herself in Dancing With The Stars bottom two again. But she managed to get by as the American viewers voted to send Kate "The Statue" Gosselin back to her Reading, Pennsylvania home. When her name was announced as...

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Funny story: Desperate Octomom Kate Gosselin has emergency foot surgery

Desperate Octomom Kate Gosselin has emergency foot surgery

In what is called foreshadowing a frantic Kate Gosselin chose 'Don't Forget About Me' on 'Dancing with the Stars' and her abysmal performance has forced her into drastic measures. Kate's disgusted partner, Tony Divamona, slammed on the child ditc...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' British Judge Len Goodman Fined For Wearing The Ugliest Shirt on Earth

Dancing With The Stars' British Judge Len Goodman Fined For Wearing The Ugliest Shirt on Earth

HOLLYWOOD - In an unprecedented move Dancing With The Stars has fined British judge Len Goodman $4,000 for wearing what they said to be the most gawd-awfullest shirt in the history of shirts. Bernadette Penderlicki, the show's executive producer,...

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