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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough's Hot Hot Hotel Rendezvous!

Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough's Hot Hot Hotel Rendezvous!

HOLLYWOOD - When Great Britain's Cheryl Cole first landed at Los Angeles' LAX Airport she had a bit of a frown on her face. Well after spending time with her very good "Friend" and "Confidante" Derek Hough, Cheryl's little frown quickly left the b...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole in baby drama

Cheryl Cole in baby drama

Cheryl Cole is set to continue her stay in L.A according to reports. Rumours are rife that the North East born media whore is likely to be offered a role in the Television adaptation of the story of Romulus and Remus. Producers have been impre...

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Funny story: Derek Hough - "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman"

Derek Hough - "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman"

Using the words of an ex-President is usually a pretty much guaranteed way of talking your way out of a situation and persuading people to believe that you're telling the truth. Unless those words are the words of Bill Clinton as he denied having...

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Funny story: Cole Dropped - Bridge Expected To Be Called Up

Cole Dropped - Bridge Expected To Be Called Up

The world of football was rocked to its foundations today with the shock dropping of Chelsea Left Back, Ashley Cole, from the Girls Aloud 5-A-Side competition. Cole, who shares a name with fellow Chelsea player, Joe, was dropped after straying off...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Splitting From Husband Ashley Over Sex

Cheryl Cole Splitting From Husband Ashley Over Sex

British TV personality and singer Cheryl Cole is splitting up with her husband Ashley as reported on Yahoo, Drudge and several sites today. In sending our own reporter, Ass Reporter, Danny Hilliard, someone accepted a little contribution to give...

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Funny story: Peter Andre: I'm On Team Tweedy

Peter Andre: I'm On Team Tweedy

Team Andre have been instructed to support Cheryl Cole, following this afternoon's predictable announcement that the nation's sweetheart has separated from her wayward husband Ashley. Immediately after the announcement was made Peter tweeted an i...

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Funny story: Siamese Twins Separated In Delicate Operation

Siamese Twins Separated In Delicate Operation

The Siamese twins Ashley and Cheryl Cole have undergone an operation to separate them. Doctors at the Mass Media, Hype and Ring You Agent Hospital spent several hours working to free the pair. Hospital spokesman Clax Mifford said "It's early days...

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Funny story: Has 'Saint' Cheryl's Halo Slipped?

Has 'Saint' Cheryl's Halo Slipped?

As the great British public suddenly take a backwards step and start to seriously examine the evidence put before them by the tabloids and the internet, a steady sea-change in opinion appears to be gathering momentum. People appear to be asking th...

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Funny story: Derek Hough And Cheryl Cole - Dirty Dancing?

Derek Hough And Cheryl Cole - Dirty Dancing?

What a feeling! Our wires are buzzing with unconfirmed reports that Cheryl Cole spent her last night in LA alone with dancer Derek Hough - who without doubt will become tagged 'Dirty Derek' by the tabloids before the day is out. So what were they...

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Funny story: Sarah Harding 'At Breaking Point'

Sarah Harding 'At Breaking Point'

Friends of Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding have confided that the bikini wearing beauty is 'close to breaking point' over the tabloid merry-go-round enveloping her close friend Cheryl Cole and the fact that she has yet again not been lampooned by any...

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Funny story: Nadal turns down $2 million to appear in nude Cheryl Cole single video

Nadal turns down $2 million to appear in nude Cheryl Cole single video

London - (Hawkeye): "Ain't pimping my suntanned grand slam ass for no midget-sized talent like Mrs Ashley Cole," Rafa told reporters today. The macho Spanish athlete was responding to reports that Cheryl flaccid solo career could get a shot in the...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Arrives Back In UK To Fierce Criticism

Cheryl Cole Arrives Back In UK To Fierce Criticism

Cheryl Cole, who by now surely needs no introduction, arrived back at Heathrow this morning, where it became quickly apparent that not everybody in this country stands by her as she endures a very public marital crisis. Still reeling from revelati...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Seeks Comfort In The Arms of Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars

Cheryl Cole Seeks Comfort In The Arms of Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Earlier this month one of the top dancers on Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough flew to London to choreograph and to star in Cheryl Cole's latest music video "Parachute." The two got along fantastically. Cole even mentioned to a close...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole in "Cheat" Shock

Cheryl Cole in "Cheat" Shock

Ashley Cole has today revealed that he is not the only one in the Cole household to have failed to play by the rules. The grim faced Chelsea star has disclosed information relating to a game of Monopoly the couple enjoyed which resulted in Ashley...

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Funny story: Hordes of Short, Tattooed, Flat Chested Reality Show Contestants Turn Out to Welcome Cheryl Cole to LA!

Hordes of Short, Tattooed, Flat Chested Reality Show Contestants Turn Out to Welcome Cheryl Cole to LA!

In L.A. today, where every day leads to a new Reality Show, and anyone can be the next tabloid star, the ranks of the dysfunctional swelled by one today as Fans turned out to welcome self exiled Queen of the Tabloids, Cheryl Cole. Saying she fled...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole to take up singing

Cheryl Cole to take up singing

Scientists have discovered that singing may be able to help stroke victims regain the ability to speak again by rewiring the brain. This revolutionary idea has inspired Geordie cage fighter, Cheryl Cole, to give up miming all her classic hits and...

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Funny story: Ashley Left Back In Dressing Room As Cheryl Goes For A New Line Up

Ashley Left Back In Dressing Room As Cheryl Goes For A New Line Up

Cheryl Cole has announced that she is dropping husband Ashley Cole from the team. This comes following several away games where he was clearly caught offside. His defense leaked own goals and Cheryl feels that she needs a new team mate in order to av...

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