Rebecca Romign and Jerry O'Connell are the proud parents of twin girls according to reports on the radio this morning including that of Howard Stern on his satellite radio program. Romijn, 36, regretfully had missed Howard Stern's recent nuptials...
Barack Obama attended his first parent-teacher conference at his daughters' school Friday evening and liked everything he heard about his girl's testing results. The teacher said both girls are already reading and doing math at higher level than Pres...
The UK's final non-celebrity has been found, living an unassuming life in an ex-mining village in South Yorkshire. TV production companies had long suspected that there was at least one 'talent' that remained undiscovered and months of painstaking re...
In the country of Kenya, it has been reported that there have been over 1,000 babies born with the name of Barack Obama given by the parents, at least three of them girls. Interestingly enough, the number one name for boys in both the states of Nort...
Matt Dillon was taken into custody for driving his car at over 100 MPH in Vermont last week. Dillon admitted to the charge and insisted that arresting officer, Festus Haggen, send a copy of the arrest to his publicity agent. Dillon has a new movie co...
Dr. Drew Pinsky, host of the popular VH1 reality show Celebrity Rehab, said he is thinking of quitting the television show. In an interview with People magazine Pinsky said that although the premise of the show was noble, the reality has made him rec...
Ophrah Winfrey is blaming Michelle Obama for her recent weight gain to over 200 pounds. "She had a security guard sit on me and forced fed me ten sweet potato pies", stated Oprah. "I think there's still one in there they missed." Paula Abdul and S...
After a short visit to a Los Angeles hospital sometimes Sunday afternoon, Samantha Ronson is thanking supporters on her MySpaceBlog. "Thanks for all your messages, I read every one" Ronson, 31, wrote in a post on Sunday night. "I'm home now and fe...
Brenda Song and Rob Pattinson are reportedly a couple, well according to the voices in my head they are. And furthermore, my vivid imagination tells me that Song, 20, and Pattinson, 20, are hooking up for revenge. Pattinson dated Joe Jonas's curr...
Texas teen Natalie Holloway was recovering last night after emerging from under the desk of On The Record host Greta Van Susteren where she has been held captive for the last three years. Holloway, whose disappearance has been the subject of a rel...
BUFFALO, New York - The Fox Network has just announced plans for a new reality show called, 'Celebrity Prison.' Celebrity prisoners from prisons throughout America, Canada, and England will all be flown to Buffalo, New York where they will be hou...
Leading discreet celebrity shagaceleb agency Mosely-Twat-Mosely, was today revealed to include "Ramrod" Ramsey, "Squeaky" Becks and George "What's-white-and-runs-down-walls?" Michael, among its more needy clients. It is understood that George Michael...
The Archbishop of Canterbury has spoken out on behalf of the British public claiming "enough is enough" and wants reported celebrity sex fiends such as Boy George and Gordon Ramsay to be either jailed or deported for any further infringements involvi...
Former England rugby captain Will Carling has today blasted the comings and goings on the current crop of game shows. "The judging and comments by the so-called experts show they are out of touch with reality. I bet they wear blazers and live in Twic...
The worst weather to hit Australia since settlement by Europeans has affected the hit ITV reality show, I'm A Celebrity. "It's not stopped raining," said Ant. "It's like a monsoon," added Dec. One of the two original two camps had to be aba...
A recent survey has revealed that 85% of the general public have no sympathy whatsoever for Jade Goody in her harrowing cancer battle. One man, 44, from Lincs. said "Better people have fought cancer and died from it. I wouldn't be surprised if th...
With the celebrities already lined up for this season's I wish I was a celebrity get me into there announced, ITV are having to back track as several of the big names pull out when it is revealed they have to talk to Ant and Dec. Scam, the lead si...
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