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Funny story: After Michael, Peter Pan under allegations of child molestation

After Michael, Peter Pan under allegations of child molestation

CALIFORNIA-- Just months after Michael Jackson was cleared over child molestation allegations, Peter Pan, hero of Neverland, as depicted by J. M. Barrie, is currently under investigation over child molestation allegations. Peter Pan, 75, is currently...

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Funny story: Mischa Barton: "I was a prostitute!"

Mischa Barton: "I was a prostitute!"

California-- Mischa Barton, teen queen and star of the hit teen drama The O.C has shocked the nation, after revealing she prostituted herself when she was 13. "My childhood was rough. My parents were always working and leaving my s...

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Funny story: California "Dumbs Down" Jury Instructions

California "Dumbs Down" Jury Instructions

Sacramento -- New, simpler jury instructions are being implemented by the California Judicial Council. Expressions heard over and over in television courtroom dramas such as "Beyond a Reasonable Doubt" are being be dumbed down to "Pr...

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Funny story: Massive Stench Eminating from Unknown Source

Massive Stench Eminating from Unknown Source

Countries around the world have been reporting an eye-tearing, gut wrenching, vomitous Stench coming from somewhere; experts, however, so far, have been unable to identify the source. Reginald Hachenbauer of the University of California at Merced, pr...

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Funny story: Airline Gropester Appeals to Schwarzenegger

Airline Gropester Appeals to Schwarzenegger

Sacramento-- A business executive sentenced on Thursday to seven years in prison for groping a woman seated next to him on a commercial airline flight has reportedly sent a request for pardon to California governor Ahnold Schwarzenegger.

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Funny story: Recent Earthquakes in California Rattle US Prestige

Recent Earthquakes in California Rattle US Prestige

Four significant quakes have struck California within a week and have caused fears abroad and even triggered a tsunami warning when a 7.1 magnitude struck 90 miles off the coast. Many citizens fear that the recent quakes would foreshadow "The Big On...

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Funny story: Inflatable House Sells for $1,300,000

Inflatable House Sells for $1,300,000

LOS ANGELES TIMES--A world record of $1,300,000 was set in late May for the price of an inflatable house in the overheated California housing market. The buyer, Buster Mornduck, said he was lucky to get the home given the extreme competition for infl...

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Funny story: Ex tells Feds she married Sony's clone after Wacko died on rhinoplasty operating table

Ex tells Feds she married Sony's clone after Wacko died on rhinoplasty operating table

Santa Monica Lewinsky, California; Friday 6 May - (Rioters) A distraught Debbie Rowe collapsed in remorse today as Federal investigators probed her on recently submitted evidence in the Michael Jackson perjury trial.

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Funny story: Oprah denies "Jackson" lookalike is her son

Oprah denies "Jackson" lookalike is her son

SantaMonicaLewinski, California; Thursday 21 April - (Rioters) Department of Homeland Insecurity investigators finally caught up with the world's ultimate chat show queen Oprah Winfrey today after US coast to coast allegations were publish...

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Funny story: Brad and Jen kidnapped by the cast of Oceans Twelve

Brad and Jen kidnapped by the cast of Oceans Twelve

Los Angeles, California -- It's been close to 3 months after Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's shocking announcement that stunned the world, but there are still fans who just won't accept their decision.

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Funny story: Jackson To Be Saint - Pope's Ghost Appears In Court

Jackson To Be Saint - Pope's Ghost Appears In Court

In a startling development earlier today, the ghost of late Pope John Paul II appeared as a defence witness in The State Of California vs Michael (aka ‘fingers') Jackson.

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Funny story: Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson

Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson

Santa Barbara, California -- A shocking development in the Michael Jackson case materialized today when popular Springfield resident Bart Simpson testified in court. "I can't live with this secret anymore" is what he told Thomas Sneddon the pros...

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Funny story: Recent College Study Suggests Numbers Are Useless, Ugly

Recent College Study Suggests Numbers Are Useless, Ugly

According to students conducting lab research at the University of Southern California, most, if not all of the research collected in these labs is undoubtedly worthless. "We have found that the data from our experiments serves no purpose whatso...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Sold!

Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Sold!

CALIFORNIA -- Just one day after being put on the market, Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch has been sold. "We were delighted to inform Mr. Jackson that we were able to sell his home is such a short period of time. Michael Jackson asked us to keep t...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Candy Bar Introduced by Godiva Chocolatier

Michael Jackson Candy Bar Introduced by Godiva Chocolatier

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Michael Jackson's recuperation in the children's ward of a California hospital should be sweetened by the news that Godiva Chocolatier is introducing a candy bar inspired by the King of Pop. Called Candy, Little Boy? the...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson to be Enclosed in Bubble During Trial !

Michael Jackson to be Enclosed in Bubble During Trial !

SANTA MARIA, California (AP) Judge Rodney Melville ruled today that pop star Michael Jackson would be confined to a large plastic shell "bubble" during his upcoming trial for charges of child molestation. Michael Jackson's lawyer, Thom...

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Funny story: Judge in Michael Jackson case sets rules

Judge in Michael Jackson case sets rules

Santa Maria, CA - As the sideshow of the century prepares to set up tent in southern California this week, the ringleader and Judge laid down the law. The sideshow in question would be none other than the trial of Mr. Michael Jackson.

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