Showing:

Funny satire stories about Britney Spears

Try another search?

Funny story: Spears seeks second opinion from celeb docs

Spears seeks second opinion from celeb docs

As Britney Spears was ushered into UCLA Medical Hospital on Thursday, she said she appreciated Dr. Phil McGraw's counsel during her previous mental breakdown, but would be seeking a second opinion from other A-List celebrity doctors getting good...

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears Spends Entire Day in Fetal Position

Britney Spears Spends Entire Day in Fetal Position

Brittany Spears spent all day today in a fetal position at L.A. Prestigious Mount Sinai Psychiatric Hospital for Possessed Creatures.

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears' actions too Far Out for Newspaper

Britney Spears' actions too Far Out for Newspaper

In a stunning development a story on Britney Spears was turned down by Tried Muckraker-z as being too over the top.

Read full story
Funny story: Psychic surgeons battle to remove toxic foreign body from Britney's vagina

Psychic surgeons battle to remove toxic foreign body from Britney's vagina

Los Angeles - (Toxic Ass Mess): Psychic surgeons have waged a five hour battle to remove what has been described as 'toxic pathogens' from Britney Spears' vagina.

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears Vagina Taken To Hospital

Britney Spears Vagina Taken To Hospital

Former singing star Britney Spears was whisked away from her Los Angeles home in an ambulance today, amid rumours that she cannot cope without the support of her vagina, which yesterday announced that it was retiring...

Read full story
Funny story: Britney nuthouse motorcade escort cost LA taxpayers $3 million

Britney nuthouse motorcade escort cost LA taxpayers $3 million

Summit City, LA - (Crackpot Mess): The flawlessy-executed 1am operation to escort troubled singer Britney Spears to hospital cost LA taxpayers around $3 million - "and every penny a sound investment" - according to LAPD and Fire Department...

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears "can be seen from space"

Britney Spears "can be seen from space"

Dramatic new images taken from the International Space Station seem to show that the troubled singer and some-time actress is clearly visible from space. Just like the Great Wall of China and Windows Vista, other man-made objects large enough to be...

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest. Ms Spears has been t...

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears Net Worth Estimated at $125 Million

Britney Spears Net Worth Estimated at $125 Million

Accountants estimate that the net worth of Britney Spears, rumored to be running out of money, at $125,000,000. Sales of her photos, videos, albums, and signature perfume line are estimated to profit other companies about $400 million a year. If...

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears Denies Having Seminal Moments with Her Angina

Britney Spears Denies Having Seminal Moments with Her Angina

Despite various unconfirmed press reports that famous celebrity Britney Spears had suffered from heart palpitations and various other symptoms associated with her reoccurring angina.

Read full story
Funny story: Britney vagina transplant to erase fools' memory syndrome

Britney vagina transplant to erase fools' memory syndrome

Los Angeles - (Reuters & Bad Ass Mess): Singer Britney Spears is to get a new snatch.

Read full story
Funny story: Scientists announce probability of Britney "one in a Trillion"

Scientists announce probability of Britney "one in a Trillion"

Scientists at the Texas Advanced Center for Inquiry (TACI) announced that they have calculated the probability of Britney Spears. Using IBM's "Blue Jeans" million processor supercomputer behemoth, the group processed data from the Human...

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears a 'Huge Cow', Says Sis

Britney Spears a 'Huge Cow', Says Sis

World class decathlete Mike Britney caused a stir this week while practicing his javelin throw. According to his training partner and sister, Linda, Britney stumbled as he released the javelin, which sailed off course and into a nearby farmer's...

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears to Study Theoretical Quantum Mechanics at MIT

Britney Spears to Study Theoretical Quantum Mechanics at MIT

According to Britney Spears' agent in Hollywood, the starlet has decided to give up acting and performing for other academic pursuits.

Read full story
Funny story: Zac Ephron buys Brittney Spears' farts

Zac Ephron buys Brittney Spears' farts

High School Musical 'hotty', Zac Efron has embroiled himself in the whole Britney Spears saga by purchasing 4 cubic gallons of her farts in an online auction organised by an...

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears in training to become lesbian

Britney Spears in training to become lesbian

Britney Spears is looking to rebuild her image after her much publicised break down and damaging relationship with Princess Diana's former servant (see story

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears is dating Princess Diana's butler

Britney Spears is dating Princess Diana's butler

Britney Spears' meltdown took a new turn when it was revealed that she was dating publicity addict, Paul Burrell, Princess Diana's former butler.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more