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Funny story: Breast Boosting Beer

Breast Boosting Beer

European men are flocking to Bulgaria to buy 'breast-boosting beer' after EU accession led to customs duties on the drink being abolished.

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Funny story: Lindsey Lohan impersonator, Lonely Lindsey, bares breasts at funeral home

Lindsey Lohan impersonator, Lonely Lindsey, bares breasts at funeral home

Popular Lindsey Lohan lookalike, Lonely Lindsey, revealed herself at her naked best at a Santa Barbara funeral parlor on friday.

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Funny story: Man Tries to Grab Photographer's Tits

Man Tries to Grab Photographer's Tits

MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA (AP Newsliar) -- A freelance photographer frequently employed by AP Newsliar captured her assailant on film today as the man tried to fondle her fun-bags.

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Funny story: Boffin feels a right tit

Boffin feels a right tit

US research boffin, Dr Derek Lambeth, has just received US$3 Million US government funding to carry out research into breasts.

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Funny story: Man Executed - He Made 'Boobies' Out Of Sand

Man Executed - He Made 'Boobies' Out Of Sand

SAUDI ARABIA (Defecated News) - A British man was executed last night after a failed last minute bid by diplomats and ministers to have him set free. Tony Hart (18) of Birmingham was arrested last week after Saudi police responded to...

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Funny story: Woman With Breast Implants More Likely to Commit Suicide

Woman With Breast Implants More Likely to Commit Suicide

Psychologists have discovered that women who have voluntary breast implant surgery are three times more likely than others to commit suicide. In women who have the augmentation after the age of 45, the risk jumps to seven times higher than normal.

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Funny story: Hottie Shows Boobs At Mall, Gets Arrested

Hottie Shows Boobs At Mall, Gets Arrested

A hot, beautiful, busty 20-year-old Swedish female pop singer was arrested today by mall police for flashing her boobs in the Glendale Galleria, located in Glendale, California, a suburb of Los Angeles.

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Funny story: Sen. Clinton's new fundraiser campaign based on her cleavage, another boob-boo

Sen. Clinton's new fundraiser campaign based on her cleavage, another boob-boo

Washington, D.C. - Sen. Clinton announced a new campaign fundraising effort based on an 746-word article in a fashion column of the Washington Post about her cleavage, drawing further controversy on the matter that she being hypocritical by exploitin...

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Funny story: TSA knuckles under to shoe bombing breast milk feeding terrorist lobby

TSA knuckles under to shoe bombing breast milk feeding terrorist lobby

Washington, D.C. - After several years of lobbying Washington, the shoe bombing breast milk feeding terrorist association today successfully got the TSA to lift its ban against lighters and breast milk. The ban will be lifted on August 4, 2007, givin...

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Funny story: Vermont Town Bans Nudity In City Limits

Vermont Town Bans Nudity In City Limits

Brattleboro, Vermont will no longer be the happy, bouncy little town it once was. In a 3 to 2 vote, the town council voted to ban nudity within the city limits. This ban includes people going naked on main roads, in public areas, or within 250 feet...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton botoxes boobies?

Paris Hilton botoxes boobies?

New York: Some of us are very gifted in some departments, whereas others lag behind. But Blond heiress Paris, wasn't willing to take "flat" for an answer. It is no news that the blond is fond of fashion...

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Funny story: Poland Outlaws Breast Feeding Will Land Person on the Sun

Poland Outlaws Breast Feeding Will Land Person on the Sun

Warsaw Grouper, Poland (IP) - The Polish Parliament has outlawed breast feeding in Poland because it hurts Polish women too much when they boil their nipples before feeding their babies.

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Funny story: Cleavage In Parliament

Cleavage In Parliament

Following the failed terrorist attempt by car bombers in both London and Glasgow, the spanking new Gordon Brown government convened to address the House of Parliament, the nation and the world, revealing a totally never seen view of government: cleav...

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Funny story: Baboon Bums Enhance Women

Baboon Bums Enhance Women

BEVERLY HILLS (Calf.) EXCLUSIVE-- It is not widely known that baboon bottoms are as 'soft' as a babies, and that the hairless reddish color becomes soft toned on being deceased. They are 'perfect' for enhancing women's bosoms. H...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Gets Naked To Promote Lapdancing Laplanders and Protect Furry Muffs

Pamela Anderson Gets Naked To Promote Lapdancing Laplanders and Protect Furry Muffs

Notorious pneumatic-boobed ageing babe Pamela Anderson wants to open a chain of strip joints in her native Lapland. No stranger to getting her wobbling wangers out at every opportunity, including her kids sports days, Pammie has claimed she wants to...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson's Silicone gel boobs leak

Pamela Anderson's Silicone gel boobs leak

Our Hollywood insiders confirm that Pamela Under-Sun's size 42 boobs have 'deflated'. The much-admired assets have shrunk down to a meagre 28,their actual measure.

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Funny story: Brazen Tittywobbling Women Rejoice At News Of Breastfeeding Bill

Brazen Tittywobbling Women Rejoice At News Of Breastfeeding Bill

Women who prefer to breastfeed their babies and young children will soon be able to do so in public, after the Government passed a new bill yesterday.

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