Now that Kibo is safely in space the exuberant Japanese reveal they have tweaked the remote manipulator arm (RMA) to throw fastballs the size of small compact cars.
ABC News has learned that, since landing on Mars, a message with strange characters has been taped to the external lens of one of the Phoenix Mars Lander's videocameras.
Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig announced yesterday that crotch-grabbing in the batter's box will be severely curtailed the rest of this baseball season.
They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. If so the Boston Red Sox are the most shameless flatterers in Majoer League baseball.
The St. Louis Cardinals announced today a 58-year-old prospect in their AAA affiliate made "great strides" in his campaign to make the big-league club. George W. Bush, nicknamed "Mortar" (since the nickname "the Rocket" was taken) came to the Car...
One of the most bizarre incidents in the annals of baseball occurred last night in Boston when an errant pelican dove into Fenway Park, attacked Home Plate, and ignited a 25-minute melee between the World Champs, Boston Red Sox, and perpetual "w...
In a briefly worded decision handed down on Friday, baseball commissioner Bud Selig has ruled fan interference on eight balls that former San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds hit out of Pac Bell/SBC/AT&T/Whatever Park and into McCovey Cove beyond...
Hank and Hal the Steingrabber conjoined twins have been trying to launch the latest New York Yankee World Series effort like the desperate war wagers of the past.
Home team announcers across the wide world of sports have varying degrees of home town loyalties. Who would ever blame a franchise's employees for favoring their favorite team? But an unanimous review of sports announcers has declared the Chicago...
Chicago Cubs general manager Jim Hendry believes that he has finally come up with the winning formula to break the team's 100 year World Series drought.
The big news of the baseball season has been the dead and buried status of #34 of the Red Sux Nation in the hallowed halls of the Pinstripe Palladium.
Beginning next year, 2009, the period between the end of March to the beginning of October, for many Americans, will no longer be a time of merriment and great joy. In fact, it could be said that that time frame will be a time of loss, tears, and ma...
The MLB announced today major changes to America's favorite past time.
The Detroit Tigers have confirmed that Gary Coleman will be their backup catcher for the oncoming season, as part of the Dontrelle Willis package. The Diff'rent Strokes star will be catching for the ex-Marlins pitcher as GM Dave Dombrowski hopes t...
Eminent baseball journalist and broadcaster Peter Gammons has sworn before a grand jury that he has never taken steroids or HGH in his long and distinguished career.
The New York Yankees have signed Billy Crystal to a permanent deal after the actor impressed in an exhibition match against the Pittsburgh Pirates on Thursday.
Tampa, Florida - Living out every man's childhood dream and minor-leaguer's reality to play on a major league baseball team, Billy Crystal turned it into a nightmare by striking out today. Not because he went down swinging or because he did n...
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