The Miley Cyrus ban by the Dominican Republic is sidetracking the conversation at the NATO summit currently being held at the Celtic Manor Golf Resort in Newport, Wales, the home of the 2010 Ryder Cup won by Europe 14 ½ to 13 ½ when Hunter Mahan yip...
STOCKHOLM AWAY FROM HOLM, SWEDEN - Having had the distinction of having been awarded the once-prestigious Nobel Peace Prize in 2009, President Barack Obummer has the honor to be among such other laureates as Martin Luther King, Jr., Mother Teresa, Ne...
Newport, Wales - Lured no doubt by an impressive list of exclusive facilities the President of the United States will lord it over fellow NATO leaders this week after snaffling up the resort's best suites at the two day Welsh** summit's-gotta-give.
The first lady has denied scraping the paintwork of her husband's vintage Rolls-Royce on the White House gate while trying to avoid running over a pigeon yesterday. Rumors that she applied eyeliner and nail color to disguise the damaged bodywork,...
WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- President Barack Obummer admits he's "bummed on ISIS." "When I tucked my executive tail between my presidential legs and high-tailed it out of Iraq, leaving that nation to the mercy of the merciless terrorists American me...
WHAT'S THE BEEF, OH -- Elected to represent the not-so-great state of Ohio, U. S. Senator Sherrod Brown (a Democrat, of course) has been charged with a conflict of interest. Apparently, while supposedly representing Ohio, the politician is also re...
WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In a White House rose garden interview, as he sipped mint juleps and was fanned by "aides," President Barack Obummer lamented the fact that he is "bummed" about the "Ferguson" incident, the shooting of African-American thief...
President Obama declined to cut his holiday in Jamaica short today due to the controversy surrounding Taylor Swifts new music video. Her video for the pop single "Shake it off" has caused controversy throughout the vlogosphere (real word) due to the...
This Weeks Top 20 Hollywood Movies. 1. It's Okay to Murder Dark People. 2. Killing the Innocent is Fun. 3. How to Kill a Thousand People Before You Get The Bad Guy. 4. Teenage Terrorist Nympho on Speed. 5. Terror And Sex Part 12. 6. Terror Stalks The White House at Night. 7. A Blonde Swedish Terrorist with Big Tits in New York... at Night. 8. The Tibetan Monk Terrorist. 9. War on Terriers...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Martha's Vineyard - White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest today responded to critics who suggested that President Obama should not have played golf immediately after giving an emotional speech condemning the ISIS beheading of J...
President Obama recently said that he wouldn't mind "a few months off" and if the government decided to downsize him he would be open to the possibility. "I think we definitely could have a conversation about it, maybe mull it over and look at...
Charlotte, NC - As President Obama, becoming known as 'The Toxic President' privately among his peers on the Left, travels to various districts around the country to raise funds for the Democratic party, many politicians are running the other way...
Martha's Vineyard, Mass - Was it something he picked up at the White House official dinner for African heads of state last week? A sliver of some raw flesh delicacy from Ebola-torn Liberia perhaps? "We caught him chewing on infected bush meat,"...
Atlantic Ocean - Obama supporters have unleashed a furious storm over Europe this weekend targeting bloggers who claim the US President is actually a British Muslim born in London circa 1963. The furor has brought down ancient power lines and tra...
In a controversial move for the president of the United States, often criticised as being cautious in acting in the Middle East, today he decided to switch off all transmission of adult pornography to any radical groups in Northern Iraq. Under siege...
PERSIAN GULF - On the USS George HW Bush, United States military personnel have gone on general strike. Picket signs were seen as navy airmen locked hands around their aircraft. "1, 2, 3, 4, better pay for better war; 5, 6, 7, 8, management we...
President Barack Obama was rushed to the Walter Reed Army Medical Center with reported shortness of breath and chest pain, after being briefed about the results of a study tracking the progress of the first wave of "DREAMers", or those young people e...
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