West Palm Beach, Florida (IP) - A civic minded serpent slithering past a First National Bank window on South Federal Highway this morning foiled a bank robbery in progress. The serpent was a very long Python that had been let loose by an owner who c...
Canary Wharf, London - (Ass Mess): Barclay's Capital has been relegated from its triple-A to junk status after its head of collateralized debt obligations, Edward Cahill, did a runner with a suspected £3 billion of the bank's funds.
New York, New York - A spokesman for Countrywide Bank denied last Friday's line of customers outside its branch offices, withdrawing their deposits, was a run on their bank, but rather a 5K marathon they forgot to announce it was sponsoring to ke...
(Seattle, WA) A downtown Seafirst bank was robbed at daybreak by a teen disguised with vegetation duct-taped to his body in imitation of a recent New Hampshire robbery.
WASHINGTON (AP) -- A World Bank committee has found that its President Paul Wolfowitz repeatedly violated the men and women of the World Bank, thereby breaking its rules and ethics. Although it was Wolfowitz's blatant promotion of his mistress and...
Oops, she ran out of dough! Pop princess Britney Spears has spent her wad and has no money in the bank. In addition, she has a huge bill to pay for the rehab, the mortgage payment is due on the house, the mansion, the ski cabin, the beach house, an...
PM Fony Blair has called an emergency meeting of the Cabinet for later today to discuss what to do about the disastrous launch of the new £20 note.
Vatican City - (Ass Press): Panic in the Vatican about some sordid 25 year old child molesting sex secrets now emerging in the God's Banker murder trial of Roberto Calvi has sent Russian President Vlad The Impaler Putain hotfoot to the Pope'...
Heaven - Seventy-five year-old Wilson Masters, a retired bank administrator, was charged a $25 late fee after living a full three months later than God, and doctors, had expected.
NEW YORK, USA - LULAC, the League of United Latin American Citizens, following their condemnation of the Secure Fence Act, released a statement on Tuesday denouncing US banks for their use of heavy steel, time-lock vaults.
STRATFORD-UPON-AVON - In this town along the banks of the river Avon, a man spends his days sitting at his dining table, brooding. He drinks endless cups of coffee. The only time he gets up from the table is to make a fresh pot, and at bedtime.
MIAMI (UPI)-Con artists are thriving in the lax American housing industry and are stealing hundreds of millions of dollars by duping banks and homeowners. One star is Matt Moxie, who seemed to be the mortgage lender's best customer. The 26-year-ol...
NEW YORK -- Technology stocks continued their decline today as Wall Street reeled from an unprecedented surge of investment in companies that manufacture and distribute piggy banks. Leading analysts interpret this as a sign that investors have fi...
Teams of police and volunteers continued their pain staking search yesterday along the crocodile infested banks of northern Australia's South Alligator River for Steve Irwin's one month old son following a bizarre water skiing accident.
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