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Funny story: Missing E-mails Found to Be Blondes; Cable News Stars Vow to Help Find Them

Missing E-mails Found to Be Blondes; Cable News Stars Vow to Help Find Them

DISSOCIATED PRESS - Several stars of cable TV news, previously uninterested in pursuing the White House "missing e-mails" story, have vowed to devote every minute of their programs to assisting in the quest to find them until every last los...

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Funny story: "There is life on Mars" New Research Claims!

"There is life on Mars" New Research Claims!

Intelligent Life Exists on Mars Claims NASA Scientist.

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Funny story: Intelligent Life Exists on Mars Article in Science Claims.

Intelligent Life Exists on Mars Article in Science Claims.

A paper to be published today in the prestigious journal Nature claims to prove intelligent life exists on Mars. The paper, written by a team of scientists led by Dr. James Hansen of NASA, claims that the melting of the Martian polar...

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Funny story: Congress adopts legislation on talent-to-looks ratio in recording industry

Congress adopts legislation on talent-to-looks ratio in recording industry

The United States Congress has followed the lead of the Executive Council of the European Union in passing strongly-worded legislation that makes it a crime for record producers to sign contracts with singers based on decisions in which physical appe...

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Funny story: Penge Man's Plastic Surgery Goes All Middle Earth

Penge Man's Plastic Surgery Goes All Middle Earth

A man from Penge who was a former male model, is today starting a lawsuit against St Guy's hospital for a plastic surgery operation that has gone horribly wrong.

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Funny story: No More Fun At The Palace For Kate Middleton's Pussy

No More Fun At The Palace For Kate Middleton's Pussy

The people of Britain have woken up today to news so devastating that it could signal the end of these great Islands for ever.

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Funny story: Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Repent, Media-Free For 90 Days

Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Repent, Media-Free For 90 Days

(New Brunswick) -- In the Sprit of Rutgers, as part of their self-imposed repentance to atone for prejudging shock jock Don Imus for yadda blah blah, spiritual leaders and media ho's Rev. Al Sharp Tongue and Rev. Jymie Jackson have checked into a...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Chases NBA Star Luke Walton of L.A. Lakers

Britney Spears Chases NBA Star Luke Walton of L.A. Lakers

Pop tart Britney Spears is the newest L.A. Laker season ticket holder since her release from rehab. The reason plays forward for those Lakers: Luke Walton. Walton is the son of former NBA and UCLA great Bill Walton.

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Funny story: Wolfowitz Begs forgiveness!

Wolfowitz Begs forgiveness!

Paul Wolfowitz, one of the architects of the Neo-Con plan to dethrone Saddam Hussein and capture his dreaded weapons of mass destruction, is asking the world's forgiveness!...

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Funny story: Gonzo's "Golf Card" Shows the Score

Gonzo's "Golf Card" Shows the Score

Avid golfer and torture supporter, Alberto Gonzales, showed investigators his golf card approach to the controversial firings of US Attorneys. FBI sleuth, Slueth Sangiovese, formerly of the Organized Crime Division (OCD) , interpreted the newest, lat...

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Funny story: Wolfowitz's girlfriend also shagged Gordon Brown

Wolfowitz's girlfriend also shagged Gordon Brown

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): UK Chancellor of the Exchequer Gordon Brown's frequent trips to the International Bank for Deconstruction and Embezzlement - a.k.a. the World Bank - may have been more for pleasure than purely business according to pri...

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Funny story: Green Zone Attacks Blamed on Gorebal Warming

Green Zone Attacks Blamed on Gorebal Warming

Bush administration apologists, who have been working 24/7 to defend the Suckcess-full Surge in Baghdad, have been momentarily embarrassed by the bombings in the so called secure 'Green Zone' where Americans and other su-peer-ee-a-rear beings...

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Funny story: Prince William/Kate Middleton Divorce Latest

Prince William/Kate Middleton Divorce Latest

There was a new development in the Prince William/Kate Middleton divorce row today, when it emerged that the intended Princess had been seeing another man. Whooaaaa...

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Funny story: Former CBS Shock-Talk Radio Host's New Cable Show

Former CBS Shock-Talk Radio Host's New Cable Show

Don Imus, controversial radio host, says new cable show will go up against NBC's Saturday Night Live, starting in May.

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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Pack Each Other In

Prince William And Kate Middleton Pack Each Other In

Kate Middleton, the girlfriend of Prince William, is, this morning, no longer the girlfriend of Prince William. The pair have packed each other in.

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Funny story: President George Bush Says "Today, We Are All Nappy Headed Ho's"

President George Bush Says "Today, We Are All Nappy Headed Ho's"

George W. Bush, President of the United States, made what he considers his most important speech today from the Oval Office. Bush did this on Friday, so as not to pre-empt coverage of his new favorite show, "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown pleads with Bush

Gordon Brown pleads with Bush

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): A desperate UK Chancellor Gordon Brown managed a 45 minute meeting at the White House with George W Bush today amid frantic horse-trading in diplomatic circles about what will happen to cabinet minister when UK Prime Monst...

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