Roy Keane may be returning to management sooner than anyone had dared believe, following a conversation he allegedly had with sacked Blackburn manager Paul Ince. Keane, who we caught up with under a railway bridge swigging meths (2007 Boots - a ve...
Scolari and his mouthpieces have insisted in the press that Chelsea is the happiest team in all football and that defender Alex is downright giddy with contempt...er, contentment. Scolari called anyone who said anything different was a great big liar...
Premier League newboys, Hull City, are in crisis this morning after it emerged that football pundit, Mark Lawrenson, had tipped them to win today in his weekly predictions. Lawrenson, once of Liverpool, now of ill-fitting, unfashionable knitwear a...
Blackburn today announced that their new manager would be ertswhile saviour of Newcastle United, big Sam Araldite. The appointment ushers in a new era at Ewok Park, and Big Sam has pledged to play the attractive, attacking style that brought sever...
Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, is under investigation tonight, after sending an email containing a virus to the official Real Madrid website, which subsequently crashed. Ferguson had reacted angrily yesterday, at questions regarding...
Blackburn Rovers F.C., who sacked their previous manager, Paul Ince, on Tuesday, have acted swiftly to replace him by recruiting the leading 'manager' of an online fantasy football game as their new boss. Douw Geldenhuys, 48, the present manager o...
In the aftermath of the Droylsden v. Chesterfield FA Cup second round abandonement last night, the FA have now taken the extraordinary decision to schedule the game for a Wembley showdown this Saturday, 20th December, to avoid any further blunders.
Paul Ince, today sacked as manager of Premier League Blackburn Rovers, has said that he hasn't been given a fair crack of the whip, and that he would still be in a job if he was a white man. Ince, who is black, took charge at Ewood Park in August,...
Sunderland have hired Kevin Keegan and Alan Shearer to steer them through the rest of the season in their battle against relegation, Niall Quinn confirmed in a press conference today. "We've thought long and hard about who we wanted", stated Quinn...
Paul Ince the Blackburn Rovers manager, and the first black Briton to become a Premier League manager, is this morning being tipped to become the first black British PL manager to be sacked. It's another notable distinction for Ince, who had a gli...
In a sensational interview with the News Of The World, Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has made bizarre claims of leading a double life, and blamed the X-Factor for losing his place in the starting line up. Drogba claims that he was forced to feign...
Hull City, the 'Premiership newboys', its 'young pretenders', and 'relegation favourites', take on League leaders Liverpool at Anfield tomorrow, and will win, according to Tigers fan, Paula McKenna. Paula, who has been following City for more than...
Police today announced a new Manhunt releasing photographs of 16 Cardiff City "Fans" who sang vile Racist and Homophobic abuse directed at Sol Campbell during the FA Cup Final in May 2008. A spokesman said; "These 16 so-called Fans have been ident...
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has backed the calls for an investigation into stamping allegations levelled at Wayne Rooney during the Reds' Champions League match with Aalborg on Wednesday. Rooney is alleged to have trodden on the ch...
Soccer 'hard man' Vinnie Jones was said to be in a bad mood yesterday following an altercation in a Sioux City, Iowa bar which left him requiring the services of a seamstress. CCTV coverage of the incident appear to show 'hard man' Jones throwing...
Chelsea FC last night took positive steps to help cash-strapped supporters with a phenomenal gesture of goodwill in the run up to what looks like being a harsh festive period for many. At last night's CL clash with CFR Cluj the club gave every sup...
Chesterfield fans applauded their team's fantastic sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct last night, after they allowed one of their opponents to walk up the pitch, and blast the ball into an empty net. The Spireites, of League Two, were playing D...
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