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Funny story: Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

Hull City, like all newly promoted premier new boys can look forwards to the financial benefits of their new-found status. Even though Phil Brown has been thrifty in his purchases, picking up some real bargains, he has build up a large squad whose wa...

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Funny story: Irish bookmakers refuse bet on Hull City UEFA Cup spot

Irish bookmakers refuse bet on Hull City UEFA Cup spot

Ireland's largest bookmaker was accused of running scared today when Carpenter, Humanitarian and world renowned philosopher Fergus McCarthy attempted to place a potentially lucrative bet in the local betting shop shop, Naas, County Kildare. An...

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Funny story: 'Pool Fans Nick Stanley Park Foundations - Club Pawned for Loan

'Pool Fans Nick Stanley Park Foundations - Club Pawned for Loan

The development of work on Liverpool FC's new stadium, Stanley Park, has been hit by a huge setback amid reports that the foundations had been stolen. Police released a statement on 22nd October confirming that a theft had "taken place in the earl...

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Funny story: Sam Allardyce To Make Reebok Return

Sam Allardyce To Make Reebok Return

Sam Allardyce, the brilliantest Bolton Wanderers manager in recent history, is set for a shock return to the Reebok Stadium, after supporters besieged the club's website calling for the immediate sacking of ginger-haired failure, Gary Megson. Megs...

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Funny story: Hull City 'Lucky' To Be Doing So Well, Says 'Expert'

Hull City 'Lucky' To Be Doing So Well, Says 'Expert'

Those Premier League upstarts, Hull City, have been very lucky to have done so well in their start to the season, and it would be a miracle if they retained their place in the top flight, according to an 'expert'. The Tigers have won six and drawn...

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Funny story: Premier League inquiry as Spurs win

Premier League inquiry as Spurs win

The FA Premier League announced today there would be a full inquiry into the Spurs Bolton fixture that saw a 2-0 victory for Tottenham. "We are finding it hard to believe with the way they defend that they kept a clean sheet" said an FA spokespers...

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Funny story: Chelsea Sack Scolari After Unbeaten Home Record Ends

Chelsea Sack Scolari After Unbeaten Home Record Ends

Chelsea have reacted with a swiftness rarely seen in recent football history, by sacking their Brazilian coach Luis Felipe Scolari, after their 86-game unbeaten home run went out of the window when they were beaten 1-0 at Stamford Bridge by Liverpool...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Kidnapped By Tottenham Thugs

Harry Redknapp Kidnapped By Tottenham Thugs

Police on the south coast are frantically trying to locate the whereabouts of Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp this morning, after henchmen thought to be working for Tottenham Hotspur chairman Daniel Levy took him from his home in the small hours.

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham To Sue Peterborough United Over Nickname

Victoria Beckham To Sue Peterborough United Over Nickname

Victoria Beckham, the wife of that footballer, is to take legal action against Peterborough United Football Club over their nickname, it has been reported. Beckham, who used to be known as Posh Spice when she was a member of all-girl band the Spic...

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Funny story: Relegation fears haunt Hull City

Relegation fears haunt Hull City

Despite another lucky win today, relegation fears continue to haunt Premier League newcomers Hull City. Doubts continue to dog the Northern club as they stand precariously at the top of the league. One premier league manager, Oneday (Yule) Ramus...

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Funny story: Hull City Level On Points With Chelsea, Liverpool

Hull City Level On Points With Chelsea, Liverpool

Hull City moved level on points with Premier League leaders Chelsea and Liverpool after a thrilling win over Black Country idiots West Bromwich Albion this afternoon. Albion played out of their skins in the first half, and pinned Hull back, but af...

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Funny story: Roman Abramovich Interested In Buying Gunners

Roman Abramovich Interested In Buying Gunners

In the most unlikely piece of footballing business news yet, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has been involved in a mix-up in which he travelled to an auction in Germany under the illusion he was about to buy the Blues' North London rivals, Arsenal.

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Funny story: Arsenal Captain William Gallas Leaves Nightclub With Fag

Arsenal Captain William Gallas Leaves Nightclub With Fag

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has reportedly summoned his team captain William Gallas to a private meeting, livid that the player has been snapped by photographers at an exclusive London nightclub, with a fag in his mouth. The moody Gallas, 31, ha...

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Funny story: Darren Bent's Got A New Agent

Darren Bent's Got A New Agent

(Darren Bent's Agent) Ian Elliott : "Hello Is that Sky?, It's Ian here, Calling from London, I'll get straight to the point, I have given up talking Tottenham Hostpur, let's face it , their all idiots, and they hate me for signing him in the first place, but Darren thinks we should get a "Showbiz" Football Agent to sort out a new contract or even better, a move, are you interested?". Sky Andre...

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Funny story: Joey Barton To Become A Model For Kids

Joey Barton To Become A Model For Kids

Joey Barton, the Newcastle United player just nicely out of prison, has said in an interview that he wants to re-invent himself, and would like to become a shining example to youngsters. Controversial midfielder Barton, 26, hopes he can transform...

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Funny story: Beckham signs $10millon deal to play with himself

Beckham signs $10millon deal to play with himself

International soccer commercial David Beckham has shrugged off his contracts with the LA Galaxy and AC Milan to continue his playing future in the only team that he believes can sustain him. Beckham has formed his own team to revolve entirely aro...

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Funny story: Hull City's Geovanni To Become Naturalised Englishman In Time For Next World Cup Qualifier

Hull City's Geovanni To Become Naturalised Englishman In Time For Next World Cup Qualifier

Geovanni, Hull City's brilliant free-scoring Brazilian, is to become English, according to a report on a bus. The player, real name Geovanni Deiberson MaurĂ­cio, has only made one appearance for Brazil, and that came way back in 2001 in a 1-0 home...

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