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Funny story: Hull City Scare Manchester United Shitless

Hull City Scare Manchester United Shitless

Hull City, everyone's favourite 'other club', came up against last year's Premier League champions Manchester United at their Old Trafford this afternoon, and scared them shitless. Hull went behind to a Ronaldo goal after three minutes, but equali...

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Funny story: Diego Maradona To Sign For Hull City

Diego Maradona To Sign For Hull City

Diego Maradona, the most celebrated Argentinian footballer of all time, is today said to be involved in transfer talks with topflight newboys Hull City, that would make him, not only the oldest player in the Premier League, but also in the world.

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Funny story: Arsenal - Tottenham Match-Fixing Allegations

Arsenal - Tottenham Match-Fixing Allegations

A storm of controversy has blown up this morning after allegations of match-fixing were made over Wednesday's Arsenal v. Tottenham Hotspur midweek match at the Emirates Stadium. The match finished 4-4, but with Arsenal leading 4-2 with only secon...

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Funny story: Big Phil Scolari Gets Weetabix Stuck In His Moustache

Big Phil Scolari Gets Weetabix Stuck In His Moustache

Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari has a crisis on his hands ahead of Saturday's game with Sunderland at Stamford Bridge, after a breakfast-time incident in which a mouthful of Weetabix became stuck in his moustache. Scolari, 59, regularly eats C...

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Funny story: Scolari Right: Frank Lampard Goal Was The Third Best Goal Involving Hull City This Season

Scolari Right: Frank Lampard Goal Was The Third Best Goal Involving Hull City This Season

Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari was right about Frank Lampard's goal in the 3-0 win against Hull City at the KC Stadium on Wednesday, say Tigers fans, with many admitting that only the strikes from Geovanni against Arsenal at the Emirates, and hi...

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Funny story: Jimmy Carr Rapidly Morphing Into Alan Hansen - Friends Concerned

Jimmy Carr Rapidly Morphing Into Alan Hansen - Friends Concerned

Friends of top telly comedian Jimmy Carr this evening voiced concerns regarding the billionaire comic's physical appearance, claiming that the comic was rapidly morphing into a double of TV soccer pundit and ex-Liverpool massively overrated defender...

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Funny story: Blunkett the Tartan Spartan!

Blunkett the Tartan Spartan!

A politician who paired the wrong teams in last season's CIS Cup semi-final draw will be given a second chance on 12 November. The British Labour Party Politician and his dog 'Ruby' will team up again to make this season's draw. Blunkett announ...

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Funny story: Wales Sign Rooney

Wales Sign Rooney

Wayne Rooney, the overhyped, overrated England striker has controversially signed for Wales and will now play for the Welsh national team. His transfer from England to Wales is unheard of in international football and comes at a time when his form...

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Funny story: Manchester United "Shitting Themselves" Over Hull City Match

Manchester United "Shitting Themselves" Over Hull City Match

Hull City manager Phil Brown is in confident mood as he plans to take his side to Old Trafford to face champions Manchester United on Saturday, and says Sir Alex Ferguson's team of world-beating superstars are "fairly shitting themselves at the prosp...

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Funny story: O'Neill Still Furious With Carew's Spearmint Antics

O'Neill Still Furious With Carew's Spearmint Antics

Despite Jon Carew's storming performance last Saturday at Wigan after coming off the bench, Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill is reportedly still livid at the striker's wild- boy antics last week. Carew, unable to play in the preceding UEFA cup...

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Funny story: Tony Adams: "Christmas Has Come Early"

Tony Adams: "Christmas Has Come Early"

New Portsmouth boss Tony Adams was over the moon that he had been given the chance to succeed former boss, and new Tottenham manager, Harry Redknapp, saying that it was a dream come true, and that Christmas had come early. He said: "It's a dream!...

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Funny story: Matthäus to act as "relationship counsellor"

Matthäus to act as "relationship counsellor"

Lothar Matthäus, Germany's former World Cup-winning captain under all-time legend Franz Beckenbauer, has spoken for the first time about the problems between Jogi Löw and Michael Ballack. The Germany national team captain and his manager are at c...

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Funny story: Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

Hull City, like all newly promoted premier new boys can look forwards to the financial benefits of their new-found status. Even though Phil Brown has been thrifty in his purchases, picking up some real bargains, he has build up a large squad whose wa...

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Funny story: Irish bookmakers refuse bet on Hull City UEFA Cup spot

Irish bookmakers refuse bet on Hull City UEFA Cup spot

Ireland's largest bookmaker was accused of running scared today when Carpenter, Humanitarian and world renowned philosopher Fergus McCarthy attempted to place a potentially lucrative bet in the local betting shop shop, Naas, County Kildare. An...

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Funny story: 'Pool Fans Nick Stanley Park Foundations - Club Pawned for Loan

'Pool Fans Nick Stanley Park Foundations - Club Pawned for Loan

The development of work on Liverpool FC's new stadium, Stanley Park, has been hit by a huge setback amid reports that the foundations had been stolen. Police released a statement on 22nd October confirming that a theft had "taken place in the earl...

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Funny story: Sam Allardyce To Make Reebok Return

Sam Allardyce To Make Reebok Return

Sam Allardyce, the brilliantest Bolton Wanderers manager in recent history, is set for a shock return to the Reebok Stadium, after supporters besieged the club's website calling for the immediate sacking of ginger-haired failure, Gary Megson. Megs...

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Funny story: Hull City 'Lucky' To Be Doing So Well, Says 'Expert'

Hull City 'Lucky' To Be Doing So Well, Says 'Expert'

Those Premier League upstarts, Hull City, have been very lucky to have done so well in their start to the season, and it would be a miracle if they retained their place in the top flight, according to an 'expert'. The Tigers have won six and drawn...

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