It is a pinnacle moment in the footballing calender as we approach the new year, the final few pages of 2008 are being written and looking back it can only be overshadowed by a few premiership upsets. Of course these were all laughed off at the P...
Coca Cola League Two's Chesterfield and Conference North's Droylsden are to play a friendly. This news comes as a response to fans ironic chants of 'Can we play you every week' heard at the recent FA Cup 2nd round clashes. Over the recent FA Cup...
Following the farcical progress of the FA Cup tie between Droylsden, a dull Greater Manchester suburb, and Chesterfield, a dull Derbyshire town with a wonky church spire, Spoof writer Monkey Woods today announced that he had obtained sole marketing r...
England and Liverpool footballer Steven Gerrard has been arrested in Southport after an incident with a restaurant owner. Police were called to the Lounge Inn on Bold Street in Southport at 02.30am following the disturbance, which appears to have...
FA cup villains Droylsden FC were dealt a second blow in 24 hours today as Prime Minister Gordon Brown confirmed that the town may be subject to expulsion from the UK. The town - whose football team was kicked out of the FA cup earlier today follo...
Ricardo Fuller, the Stoke City striker given a straight red card for slapping one of his teammates during yesterday's 2-1 defeat at West Ham, has claimed that the incident arose out of an innocent case of mistaken identity, it has been reported. F...
Clinty came through in the clutch and clutch they wanted to as Dempsey displayed his sweet boobies to Lampard and his Chelsea Chimichangas. Dempsey dumped in a tie goal and Chelsea's chances were jettisoned almost out of reach. Lampard explaine...
Phil Brown may have started a trend at Hull City. The Tigers boss kept his players out on the pitch at halftime in their game at Manchester City last Saturday, so that he could give them a good rollicking, after a first-half capitulation had seen...
Stan Collymore, the former Liverpool player and Doggist, is set to follow fellow footballer Vinnie Jones into the world of movies, after landing the lead role in the remake of the classic BBC television police series, Dixon of Dock Green. The orig...
There was drama at Manchester City's Eastlands stadium this afternoon, when Hull City manager Phil Brown, having seen his team capitulate to a 4-0 mauling during the first 45 minutes, kept the Tigers players out on the pitch for his halftime team tal...
Droylsden and Chesterfield - two names some fans will never be able to forget, after the titanic battles the teams have fought in this season's FA Cup competition. The tie was settled at the fourth attempt on Wednesday with the non-League outfit winn...
Masters of the inept, Conference North outfit Droylsden FC are to be thrown out of the FA Cup despite their recent heroics for fielding an ineligible player. Droylsden were in the third round of the prestigious cup and set to play Chesterfield whe...
There was jubilation in East Yorkshire today, as fans of Hull City celebrated in true Christmas spirit, when BBC football pundit Mark Lawrenson 'predicted' that the Tigers would lose 2-1 at Manchester City on Boxing Day. 'Lawro' as he is known, ha...
The BBC have revealed that they have changed their Christmas Day TV schedule for BBC1 by cancelling the late-evening movie, Groundhog Day, and replacing it with the coverage of the mammoth FA Cup saga between non-League Droylsden and League One side...
Almost 50,000 people in the Romanian capital of Bucharest have set a new record for the most clots dressed as Santa Claus. A total of 49,826 red and white clad clunts with flowing snowy beards gathered in front of the city's parliament building,...
Leeds United, the fallen giants of Yorkshire football, have today sacked manager Gary McAllister after a run of five successive defeats has seen them slide down League One. Initial reports say McAlister's replacement is likely to be former manager De...
Manchester City manager, Mark Hughes, isn't feeling particularly festive tonight, and certainly won't be looking forward to his Christmas present from the City board after this afternoon's 2-1 defeat at West Bromwich Albion - it's the sack! Hughes...
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