The elusive birth certificate indicates that Barrack Hussein Obama was first born in the Beetleguise constellation, six thousand four hundred and twenty seven years ago. In Obama's amazing inauguration speech, he explains that three planets formed...
Today the American President and the President-elect had a final televised debate, shown on the Children's Soundbitten Channel. 'Senator Obama', the President said, 'let me first say firstly I congratulate you on your fine victory. You fought a good campaign, and I never misunderheard anything untoward in your speaking. Senator Obama, let me first - let me secondly say I, um, I know you will be...
Washington,DC/ Financial Times - With only days left before he leaves office, President Bush was faced with yet another economic crisis; The Rising Cost of the Obama Inauguration! Apparently, even with the current world wide economic melt down, sp...
(Washington DC) Authorities are expecting millions of loyal supporters to show for Obama at the inauguration next week. Authorities are also expecting millions of frost bite cases to plague the festivities. Temperatures are forecast to be in the t...
In a suspected response to Obama's invitation to soul-less brother Rick "Rabbit" Warren's tighty whitey comic invillication, black comedian Pigmeat Martin has been asked to deliver the closing remarks. Martin, famous for his mother in law jokes,...
'Dumbo' the 1941 animated feature film produced by Walt Disney and first released on October 23, 1941 is scheduled to be re-released in a new digitally enhanced DVD format Special Edition on January 20th. Although denied, the coincidence with this...
With Barack Obama's inauguration as President of the United States just days away, several prominent heads of state are competing for the privilege of "buddying-up" and taking him under their wing as he makes his first tentative steps onto the tricky...
Washington,DC/ Porta Potty News - Sanitation workers in charge of the January 20 Presidential Inauguration say that 5 million Obama believers will be "shit out of luck" as the $40M event will only provide for 5,000 porta potties! That translates int...
President-elect Barack Obama delighted a crowd at a Washington D.C. Starbucks by dropping in and showing how he can wiggle his ears. "I can wiggle 'em... I'm tellin' ya!" he said to an enthused audience and proceeded to do just that to the oohs an...
The Great Liberator, Barack Obama, has announced that he will extend the leases on the cage like condominiums inhabited by Bush administration torture victims. Obama told the Wat southern Real Estate Weekly that initially he planned on freeing gi...
Washington,DC/ Office of the Surgeon General - Democrats are in a turmoil today after President Elect Obama collapsed, in what is being called a severe "Panic Attack" after receiving a joint briefing from the CIA, FBI, SEC, Homeland Security and hea...
When Barack Hussein Obama is sworn in as President of the United States, he will not have one hand on the Bible (a tradition dating back to George Washington). He will, instead, take the oath of office with one hand on the Koran (the scripture book...
Republicans in Congress have now switched gears from laughing at the Democratic Blagojevich fiasco to cursing about the imminent arrival of President-elect Obama's mother-in-law, Ms. Marian Robinson, into the White House. This unexpected development...
Caracas, Venezuela Office of the President January 10, 2009 TO: Barack Hussein Obama II President United States of America Chicago, Illinois Hola me Amigo Barrio! Forgive my informal address, but I feel we are brothers, even though I have never been friendly with a "darkman" before. But I feel our roots are from the same type of fertile backround, me from the slums of Caracas, you fig...
Mogadishu, Somalia - Despite being patient for 2 months waiting for a ransom to be delivered, when the payoff came, Somali Pirates couldn't wait to row ashore and run to the nearest Cadillac Escalade dealership to cash in with a new ride! As a res...
Barack Obama today picked Tony Blair as Director of National Intelligence. Speaking from his shelter near Gaza City, Mr. Blair said: 'Well, OK, I mean I have all the qualifications - I've wasted millions on funding this part of the world, I've alw...
Dublin - President Elect O'Bama is truly the Great-Grandson of famous Cork carpenter Seamus O'Bama, claims 'Top O the Morning' Landlord, Partraig Finnerley. Partraig is very proud to display an antique hand made bar rack, crafted by Seamus with p...
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