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Funny story: Zero Premium Life Policy Launched in West Virginia

Zero Premium Life Policy Launched in West Virginia

Wheeling,WV (AP) The long awaited launch of the latest type of life insurance has finally arrived. This morning, at Wheeling Elementary School, Fifth grader Janet Sutton made the announcement.

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Funny story: New Incentive For Obese Maths Students

New Incentive For Obese Maths Students

In a desperate attempt to get modern porky kids interested in mathematics, schools throughout the UK are trying to make the boring crusty subject more relevant.

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Funny story: Latest UK Rich List 'biggest load of cobblers since Wikipedia'

Latest UK Rich List 'biggest load of cobblers since Wikipedia'

London - (Ass Mess): The man who has compiled the latest UK Rich List, Dr Philip Beresford, has been branded as the country's most gullible and easily deluded fantasist since UK spooks spoofed Tony Blair with their WMD fairy story in 2002.

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Funny story: Miss Universe national costumes controversy

Miss Universe national costumes controversy

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Contestants in next months's Mexico City Miss Universe pageant have been told to rethink their national costumes after a spate of sartorial faux pas was deemed too damned accurate for the sponsors' liking.

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Funny story: Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest

Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest

Prince William, recently dumped by decidedly ordinary Kate Middleclass, is to try his luck with someone a few steps down the social ladder - and the evolutionary scale! - ex-Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother slug...

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Funny story: Prince William's waxwork 'losing its erection'

Prince William's waxwork 'losing its erection'

London - (Ass Mess): Prince Wiliam's waxwork at the famous London Madam Tussaud's Museum appears to have suddenly de-tumesced after the 24 year old son of the Pretender to the Throne got dumped by Kate Middleton.

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Insults Virginia Victims

Simon Cowell Insults Virginia Victims

American Idol judge Simon Cowle is at the centre of a row over the disrespect he showed to the victims of the Virginia shootings.

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Funny story: Ian Botham In "Comeback On Three Fronts" Exclusive

Ian Botham In "Comeback On Three Fronts" Exclusive

Former England cricket captain Ian Botham is thought, today, to be one step nearer to making a sensational comeback to the international game.

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Funny story: Barnsley Man Attacked By Ladybirds

Barnsley Man Attacked By Ladybirds

The unseasonal hot weather in April yesterday turned a pleasant afternoon working in the garden into a nightmare scenario that nearly cost him his life, for odd-job man Stan M. Bellish of Barnsley, South Yorkshire.

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Funny story: Ismail Ax Riddle Solved in Virginia Tech Massacre

Ismail Ax Riddle Solved in Virginia Tech Massacre

WASHINGTON D.C.--(ASSOCIATED PRESS) Two days after the massacre at Virginia Tech took place, many hundreds if not thousands have gone online to try to decipher the words tattooed on the right arm of the Korean student, turned mass murderer.

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Funny story: "Terrorist Bomber Saved Lives" - Claim

"Terrorist Bomber Saved Lives" - Claim

A man accused of plotting to kill hundreds of innocent people by "bombing them to smithereens", should be nominated for a bravery award, says his solicitor, after it was claimed that he actually 'saved' a tower bloc...

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Funny story: England Push South Africa Hard, Get Hammered

England Push South Africa Hard, Get Hammered

It was a close-run thing against South Africa yesterday, but England are finally out of the Cricket World Cup.

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Funny story: Imus, Sharpton, Jackson, and Jackson Start Rap Group

Imus, Sharpton, Jackson, and Jackson Start Rap Group

Don Imus, Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson, and Michael Jackson have decided to form a Rap group, The Nappy Headded Hos.

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Funny story: Vice President Cheney Delighted at Shootings

Vice President Cheney Delighted at Shootings

Vice President Dick Cheney was delighted to hear that the gunman at Virginia Tech was Korean. "NOW we have a good excuse to make a nucular first strike against Korea! Halliburton will make billions off of rebuilding Korea! A...

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Funny story: South Africa Warned: "Be On Your Guard Against England"

South Africa Warned: "Be On Your Guard Against England"

The Cricket World Cup Super 8 stages reach an important point today for England who must win against South Africa to have any chance of qualifying for the semi-finals.

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Funny story: Richard Gere: "Gimme a break man"

Richard Gere: "Gimme a break man"

Sobbing fans of Richard Gere were today were delighted when rampant locals switched their hatred, instead to the attention of 'India's favouritist Indian in the world ever' Shilpa Shetty.

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Funny story: Richard Gere Lets Shilpa Shetty Kiss Him - Hollywood Meets Bollywood Trouble

Richard Gere Lets Shilpa Shetty Kiss Him - Hollywood Meets Bollywood Trouble

(Mumbai) Former Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere has landed himself in hot water after being accused of "insulting Indian culture".

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