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Funny story: John Edwards Wishes Sandy Cannon Would Cut His Hair

John Edwards Wishes Sandy Cannon Would Cut His Hair

(Los Angeles, CA) -- Former US Senator John Edwards (D-NC) running for the Democratic nomination for President took time today to explain his $400 haircut in Los Angeles. "If I were back in the Senate," Edwards explained, "Sandy Cannon...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Adopts Alec Baldwin, Other Baldwin Bros. Feel Like SH*t

Angelina Jolie Adopts Alec Baldwin, Other Baldwin Bros. Feel Like SH*t

(Hollyweird) -- UN Very Special Envoy, International Woman of Mylar, & Compulsive Adopter Angelina Jolie is en route to this sleepy Southern California town to adopt Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.) Father of the Year, Alec Baldwin, star of television, fil...

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Funny story: Bush Has Historians Jailed

Bush Has Historians Jailed

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - Today, after conveying his belief that history will be kind to him, named all U.S. historians "enemy combatants" and had them arrested. President Bush, in a statement to the press, said, "We h...

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Funny story: Baby Look At You Now

Baby Look At You Now

Doreen Spanner is a proud mum today for her son, Damian (2), has become the youngest undergraduate at the world famous Uxbridge University.

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Funny story: Her Majesty The Queen Gets Nits During Albert Square Visit

Her Majesty The Queen Gets Nits During Albert Square Visit

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II got more than she bargained for on a recent visit to the Albert Square set of BBC soap EastEnders, for, as well as a guided tour and a gin & tonic at the Queen Vic, she returned home wi...

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Funny story: Police Arrest Scoutmaster For "Being Unprepared"

Police Arrest Scoutmaster For "Being Unprepared"

Police in the West Midlands have today arrested a Scoutmaster who, in a direct contravention of the ancient rules laid down by Lord Baden-Powell, took some Boy Scouts out on a camping trip &q...

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Funny story: F.A.G. Names Alec Baldwin Father of the Year

F.A.G. Names Alec Baldwin Father of the Year

(Hollyweird) -- The Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.) has named Alec Baldwin Father of the Year. "In view of his fine acting in 30 Rock as well as feature film The Departed. Alec is deserving of this fine award," said F.A.G. Prexy Jock Valenti.

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Funny story: Duncan Fletcher Told "You're Out!"

Duncan Fletcher Told "You're Out!"

Duncan Fletcher is to step down from his lofty role as England's cricket coach after their last World Cup match against the West Indies on Saturday.

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Funny story: Beach Boys' Mike Love to Run For President

Beach Boys' Mike Love to Run For President

(Malibu, CA) -- Beach Boy's singer songwriter Mike Love (I-Warner Bros.) announced today he will run for President of the United States. He explained the unusual move by pointing to John McCain (R-Hanoi Hilton), "John McCain has been doing...

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Funny story: John "Bomb Bomb Iran" McCain To Campaign With Beachboys, Boomer Bands

John "Bomb Bomb Iran" McCain To Campaign With Beachboys, Boomer Bands

(Phoenix, Arizona) -- Sen John McCain (R-AZ), once a Presidential hopeful, has sought to shore up his flailing presidential campaign by combining his "straight talk" message with boomer music.

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Funny story: Gates Grants Comp Time to Troops!

Gates Grants Comp Time to Troops!

New Secretary of Defense Robert Gates has denied pay raises to War-torn soldiers some of whose families are on food stamps and other types of government welfare. Gates who is a millionaire like most of Bush's buddies, except for the billionaires...

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Funny story: "Dr" Kennedy Decides on Medical Procedure!

"Dr" Kennedy Decides on Medical Procedure!

"Dr" Anthony Kennedy JD has decided that he has the expertise to determine what medical procedure is appropriate to resolve a late-term crisis pregnancy. After numerous years as a top notch lawyer and judge Doctor Tony thinks he has the sci...

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Funny story: House Passes Loan Disaster Bill, Bankrupts U.S.

House Passes Loan Disaster Bill, Bankrupts U.S.

The New York High Times - In a reaction to the delays and confusion that marked the agency's response to Hurricane Katrina and other 2005 hurricanes, the House passed a disaster loan bill.

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Funny story: After Senators Grill Gonzales, With Side of Fries, Makes a DC Happy Meal

After Senators Grill Gonzales, With Side of Fries, Makes a DC Happy Meal

(Have A Hart Bidg., DC) -- US Attorney General & Longtime Bush Yes Man Alberto "Speedy" Gonzales, faced withering criticism today from Republican members of the Senate Judiciary & Public Floggings Committee.

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Funny story: Lampard: It's just not fair

Lampard: It's just not fair

Chelsea's over-rated housewife, Frank Lampard, has today poured his heart out to local reporters about Manchester United's advantage over his club.

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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales Called A Greasy Wetback

Alberto Gonzales Called A Greasy Wetback

WASHINGTON D.C.--(NOBSDCNOOZ) Attorney General Alberto Gonzales insisted yesterday he had only a small role in the dismissal of eight federal prosecutors. Disbelieving senators reacted calling the Attorney General a "gre...

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Funny story: Haley Scarnato to Sue Blake Lewis Over American Idol Shorts Stitch-up

Haley Scarnato to Sue Blake Lewis Over American Idol Shorts Stitch-up

Hollywood, CA: Ousted American Idol contestant Haley Scarnato, who almost became famous for her ever-decreasing clothing as the show progressed, is to sue fellow contestant Blake Lewis for allegedly sabotaging her chances by deliberately mis-stitchin...

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