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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Pole Dances in Inaugural Parade

Nancy Pelosi Pole Dances in Inaugural Parade

Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi of California made the mistake of giving away all of her tickets to the Inagural Parade and did not save any for herself. In a move speaking of her enterprising and inventive nature, however, Pelosi decid...

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Funny story: Obama Sends $25 Billion of Bail Out Money To Oprah Winfrey

Obama Sends $25 Billion of Bail Out Money To Oprah Winfrey

The historic $750 billion in bail out money will be spent to help Ford, GM, and .... Oprah Winfrey. In a move that Nancy Pelosi and Harry Ried said that they will be sure to pass, new President Barack Obama has earmarked $25 billion dollars for talk...

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Funny story: Biden's Wife Stuns Oprah Audience with Hillary Revelation: Sec. of State Post "sloppy seconds"

Biden's Wife Stuns Oprah Audience with Hillary Revelation: Sec. of State Post "sloppy seconds"

Chicago,Il, Soap Oprah Times - "Jilly" Biden, wife of VP Elect Joe "loose cannon" Biden, stunned Oprah and her listeners recently when she revealed Hillary Clinton only got the Secretary of State Post because "Joey" didn't want it! According to Mr...

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Funny story: Intl Sex Workers Union answers Obama's call for National Day of Service

Intl Sex Workers Union answers Obama's call for National Day of Service

Washington, DC - In honor of Obama's call for a national day of service, the International Sex Workers Union has announced that it will provide call girl escort services to any Washingtonian free of charge. "We voted on the measure and it was nea...

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Funny story: Obama Inauguration Schedule Leaked

Obama Inauguration Schedule Leaked

A leaked copy of President-Elect Barack Obama's schedule for his Inauguration on January 20th has revealed some of the events in which he will be taking a key role. Prior to the ceremony itself, the President-Elect is to part the waters of the Pot...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Trading Cards Hot!

Barack Obama Trading Cards Hot!

First it was comic books, now there's Barack Obama Trading Cards! Yep, our new president is the subject of collectible cards. The cards, including one as a young basketball player in Hawaii, one handing his half-brother his $12 for 2009 and one...

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Funny story: O'Bama Two Faced Coin Most Popular Commemorative!

O'Bama Two Faced Coin Most Popular Commemorative!

Beijing,China/ Toxic Junk Export News - Despite massive infusions of cash into the sagging US economy, the biggest STIMULUS appears to be the unprecedented outpouring of cash to snap up anything dealing with the Coronation of Barry O'Bama, the Iris...

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Funny story: 'Barackobama' Tops Newsreaders Record

'Barackobama' Tops Newsreaders Record

World newsreaders, competing for the prestigious Onomatopoeic Awards, have now said 'Barackobama' more than 700,000,000,000 times. This tops the previous record of 687,384,107,226 times that the word 'Kalashnikov' has been uttered on air. A spokes...

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Funny story: Obama Changes His Name to Abie Baby

Obama Changes His Name to Abie Baby

In a move that critics think might be taking the Lincoln role model a bit too far, Barack Obama has officially changed his name to Abie Baby. The decision seems to have been prefigured by significant evidence: Hanging around the Lincoln Memorial a...

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Funny story: Obama gets idea for his first public works project while on historic Lincoln train ride to Washington, DC

Obama gets idea for his first public works project while on historic Lincoln train ride to Washington, DC

Washington, DC - Reportedly, Obama got the idea while on his historical train ride, taking the very same route that then President-elect Lincoln took to on his way to Washington, DC for his inauguration over a century ago. "I could see him [Obam...

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Funny story: Obama camp oblivious of apocalyptic Inauguration Day astrology

Obama camp oblivious of apocalyptic Inauguration Day astrology

Washington AC/DC - (Whitewater/Blackwater Mess): Democratic Party central casting is cocking a very haughty, toxic snook at fever-pitch warnings that January 20th's apolcalyptic astrology will upstage their Inauguration Day circus freakshow. The...

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Funny story: Obama Kicks Off STIMULUS package with a BANG; PROSTITUTION 'FREE' Zone at Inauguration!

Obama Kicks Off STIMULUS package with a BANG; PROSTITUTION 'FREE' Zone at Inauguration!

Washington,DC/ Screw Magazine/Life Styles Section - President Elect Obama is not wasting any time instituting his STIMULUS package for average Americans, starting off with a FREE SEX edict to reward followers attending his inauguration! Declaring...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Mobile Phone Will Include Special 'Black Historical Clock'

Barack Obama Mobile Phone Will Include Special 'Black Historical Clock'

President-elect Barack Obama has been presented with a specially-designed mobile communications device to commemmorate his inauguration as First Black US President in history on 20 January. As well as making routine telephone calls, however, the P...

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Funny story: Two chips on Black

Two chips on Black

John O'Neill and his Swift Boat Veterans for Truth have announced that Barrak Obama is really not Black O'Neill was quoted by the International Enquirer as saying "He just painted his face and hired a Black woman to pretend to be his wife "...

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Funny story: Thomas the Tank Engine "Proud to Carry Obama"

Thomas the Tank Engine "Proud to Carry Obama"

Quainton Road, Bucks - Thomas was "Chuffed!" said a spokesperson, "When we got the call from the US, he made tracks immediately to speed to the President Elect's request." "We had to keep the news secret, under threat of water-boarding or extraord...

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Funny story: Queen's 'involuntary euthanasia' fears ahead of Obama inauguration day

Queen's 'involuntary euthanasia' fears ahead of Obama inauguration day

Ballybollox Castle - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Queen has barricaded herself into the Oswald Mosley Blackshirt Memorial Wing in Ballybollox Castle. Courtiers fear she suspects she will be 'involuntarily euthanised' in a 1936 royal copycat procedure, t...

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Funny story: Halle Berry To Portray Obama In Movie

Halle Berry To Portray Obama In Movie

Hollywood CA-- Academy Award winning actress Halle Berry was chosen today to portray the early years of Barack Obama. The biographical movie will focus on Obama's early years in Hawaii. Ms. Halle said she's thrilled to be chosen for such an importa...

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