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Funny story: You're Nicked Sunshine. Police Book Speeders At London Marathon

You're Nicked Sunshine. Police Book Speeders At London Marathon

Brother of the PM and head of the Met, Sir Ian Blair, has today defended his force's robust policing of the Flora London Marathon.

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Funny story: God Admits: "I don't Know What to Do with Unbaptized Babies!"

God Admits: "I don't Know What to Do with Unbaptized Babies!"

Just as PaPa Zinger approved the Church study that casts doubt on the existence of limbo and expresses hope for the salvation of unbaptized babies, the clouds parted over St Peter's basilica and God himself, looking very worried, admitted that he...

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Funny story: Assburn, GA HS Prom Integrated for the First Time!

Assburn, GA HS Prom Integrated for the First Time!

For years now, even after most forms of segregation have ended in the American south, Rebel Yell HS in Assburn, GA has continued the practice of a segregated prom 2007 will be remembered as the year the prom was finally integrated.

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Funny story: 5th Graders to Replace Bush and Cheney During Wedding

5th Graders to Replace Bush and Cheney During Wedding

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, the decision was made to replace President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney with fifth graders during President Bush's wedding, since both the President and the Vice President will be...

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Funny story: Bush Gets Wedding Jitters as Wedding to Blair Moves Forward

Bush Gets Wedding Jitters as Wedding to Blair Moves Forward

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - President George W. Bush was visibly showing signs of wedding jitters as the plans for his wedding to Prime Minister Tony Blair move forward.

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Funny story: Earth Day Ignored by Population, Earth Said to be "Hurt"

Earth Day Ignored by Population, Earth Said to be "Hurt"

Earth Day 2007 has been largely ignored by the population of Earth. This has left Mother Earth a bit upset.

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Funny story: Washington, DC Man Has A Date - With A Woman

Washington, DC Man Has A Date - With A Woman

(Georgetown, DC) -- A Washington, DC man had a date last night with a woman. Confirmed with witnesses at the Warner Theater where comic George Carlin was performing and at a nearby restaurant, it is believed to be this first such siting in at least 1...

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Funny story: Alec Baldwin Coming To Your F*cking Answering Machine

Alec Baldwin Coming To Your F*cking Answering Machine

(Mall) -- Alec Baldwin, actor, F.A.G. Father of the Year, and answering machine "terminator," has inked a deal with Verizon network to become the Voice of Verizon. The anger-prone actor, father, and ex husband of Kim Bassinger (Jeeeeeezuz)...

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Funny story: Jobless Doctors to be Shipped Overseas

Jobless Doctors to be Shipped Overseas

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - In an effort to improve labor statistics in the U.K, Tony Blair is having all jobless doctors to be shipped overseas.

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Funny story: Arnold Chosen as Bush's Best Man

Arnold Chosen as Bush's Best Man

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - California - Arnold Schwarzenegger received the news that George Bush has selected him to be best man at the Bush/Blair wedding.

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Funny story: Laura Bush Wishes George and Tony Her Best

Laura Bush Wishes George and Tony Her Best

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today Laura Bush gave George and Tony Blair her blessings to marry.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Furious About Blair/Bush Engagement

Gordon Brown Furious About Blair/Bush Engagement

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - "I can't believe that Tony dumped me for that idiot" shouted Gordon Brown upon hearing the news of the Blair/Bush engagement. "George Bush wouldn't be so tough without his Secret Service. Give...

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Funny story: Wolfowitz Lovers Go "Round The World" at Bank

Wolfowitz Lovers Go "Round The World" at Bank

(Duty Free, Dulles Int'l Airport) -- World Bank President & PimpDaddy Paul "The Wolf" Wolfowitz has routinely put lovers, girlfriends, and one night stands on the payroll of The World Bank.

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Funny story: Michael Jordan Divorce to be Costliest Ever

Michael Jordan Divorce to be Costliest Ever

Michael Jordan's divorce settlement will easily bypass Paul McCartney's as the costliest of all times. In addition to large amounts of money, alimony, child support, homes, cars, clothes, and jewelry, the soon to be ex Mrs. Jordan is seeking...

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Funny story: Alec Baldwin Apologizes to Daughter For Remarks

Alec Baldwin Apologizes to Daughter For Remarks

Alec Baldwin apologized to his daughter yesterday for his telephone message where he referred to her as a pig. He was so distraught by his words and his anger that he felt he had to make it up to the eleven year old.

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Funny story: Victoria's Secret Revealed

Victoria's Secret Revealed

(The Mall) -- In an exclusive for TheSpoof.com and in what advertising and marketing executives say has got to be THE worst marketing blunder in modern history, a part time employee of a Victoria's Secret at the Tyson's Corner Mall in Vienna,...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson to Counsel Alec Baldwin, "What Women Want"

Mel Gibson to Counsel Alec Baldwin, "What Women Want"

(Hollyweird) -- Actor, Director, & Recovering Anti-semite Mel Gibson is reportedly meeting in seclusion this weekend with Actor & F.A.G. Father of the Year Alec Baldwin to counsel the star of TV's 30 Rock, Scorcese's The Departed, and daughte...

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