More drama at Eastlands where, after the failed Kaka bid this morning, Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour called an extraordinary emergency board meeting during which plans were finalised to buy Manchester United. City had offered AC Milan £107m...
More problems at Eastlands this morning, after it was reported that, because Brazilian star Kaka wasn't coming, Craig Bellamy has put in a transfer request only hours after signing for Manchester City. Bellamy signed from West Ham for a fee though...
Brazilian world superstar Kaka has turned down a £100million transfer to nouveau riche club, Manchester City overnight. The Brazilian attacking midfielder was originally offered personal terms of half a million pounds a week, but Kaka has claimed...
The outgoing Chairman of the Football Association, Brian Orange, has caused a storm of outrage amongst football supporters by saying that, in the scheme of things, football doesn't really matter. "Sure, at it's best it is an enjoyable game to watch,...
Local rivalries can be found wherever you look in football, but nowhere is the rivalry more intense than in Manchester, where United and City perpetually compete with each other for the glory. For a long time now, it's been United that have held...
In an easily explained mix up over names Mark Hughes elderly secretary, Edith Miggins, 72, has mistakenly tabled an offer of £107 million pounds to AC Milan for Cack. Not surprisingly, Milan telexed right back to say that their offer had been acce...
Israeli forces last night began a bombardment of Manchester, killing at least 3000 Mancunians, including many hundreds of women and children. By 2am today, they had taken control of the City Of Manchester Stadium, saying they intended to install Avra...
There was confusion at White Hart Lane this afternoon, when Tottenham Hotspur entertained Portsmouth in the fixture that saw in-form striker Jermain Defoe playing for and against his former clubs. Defoe emerged onto the pitch at the start of the g...
A briiliant comeback by Chelsea saw them beat Stoke City 2-1 at Stamford Bridge this afternoon, but there was bad news for many hundreds of the Blues fans who had already walked out of the ground early- they are to have their season tickets confiscat...
Mark Hughes today signed actress Kate Winslet, to 'shore up our defence a bit, and put a bit of backbone into the team. Our abysmal away record can only be improved by Kate, and she'll be pulling on the famous blue shirt today - in front of the crowd...
Unconfirmed reports emanating from The City Of Manchester Stadium this morning suggest Manchester City are planning to follow up their attempts to sign Kaka from AC Milan with an audacious double swoop for Chelsea's penalty king John Terry and Leeds...
There was more astonishing news at glamour club Manchester City this morning, when it emerged that the club's oil-rich Arab billionaires Sheikh Mansour and club chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak have decided that, to fund the purchase of AC Milan's Kaka,...
Brazilian star Kaka is up for sale on e-bay. His current club, Italian giants AC Milan, have decided to move out of the box, so to speak, and have put their influential playmaker on the open market. Two bids have been made to date but the reserve,...
Chaos this morning at Eastlands, where executives at Manchester City seem to have bowed to fan pressure, and have decided to shelve plans to buy the AC Milan star, Kaka, for a reputed £107million. The club will, instead, buy Woolworths. Critici...
FIFA world player of the year, Jesus Christ, today announced he was going to play for Manchester City. 'I'm going to play for Manchester City', he announced, 'here's Mark Hughes.' 'Blessed be the Brazilians, who believe in me', the City gaffer sai...
Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo has crashed a second car in as many days. It appears that on this occasion it was the inclement weather to blame, causing him to write off his £12,000 Skoda Favourit Cosworth in the driveway of his home.
AC Milan star Kaka, has told fans of Manchester City that, although he would like the chance to play in the Premier League, and would relish the opportunity to help the Sky Blues to break out of the ever-present shadow of their city rivals Manchester...
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