Frustrated by an inability to choose between a Portuguese Water Dog and a Goldendoodle, and concerned that not selecting a dog from a rescue could generate more criticism from animal rights and rescue groups, AND already criticized by breeders for no...
After recent reports that a photograph of President Obama with a cigarette in his hand would be worth as much as $150,000, there has been much speculation on the potential worth of a photograph of the President with his dick in his hand. Obama wh...
No sooner has Barack Obama been sworn in as the 44th American president, but the non-entity that is now the 43rd president is threatening to run against the new guy in 2012. "Ya, see," drawled ex-president George W. Bush, "all I can see from this...
Washington, DC - Because of the order in which the words of the presidential oath were read to him by Chief Justice, John Roberts, and then repeated by President-elect, Barack Obama, were mixed up, conspiracy theorists are saying that the swearing in...
Washington,DC/ Security News - In keeping with a new administration and a new President, the Secret Service announced today a list of new code names for the Nation's top lawmakers. There were few surprises. Head Honcho, Barry Hussein Obama, was co...
Hollywood has finally completed the script for the biopic on the historic election of Barack Obama and have signed an actor to play the lead role. The actor, a well respected and Oscar winning contract player for many years with the Disney studios,...
In Washington DC today, Michelle Obama was wearing a sparkling gold sheath dress with matching coat by Cuban-born American designer Isabel Toledo on the day of her husband's inauguration as president. That's a sparkling Gold! Those of you who had...
Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Was the new American president spawned by the world's top three KGB/Mossad double agents? That is the question bugging FBI and CIA top brass after the contents of George W Bush's Scareforce One onboard...
As Barack Obama attempted to take the oath of office, Secret Service agents pounced on an intoxicated George W. Bush just as the 43rd President hurled both of his shoes at the incoming Chief Executive. "You bastard!" the outgoing President yelled...
History was made today when Barack Obama became the 44th President of the United States of America, and millions of people turned out all over the country to celebrate the new President's inauguration at the White House. Early indications are, tha...
George Dubya Bush today moves out of the White House as his term as President comes to an end. After eight years on Pennsylvania Avenue Bush has accrued a lot of his own possessions in the Capital's most famous house, and it all needs removing.
The Bush administration's health programs were often determined by the careful study of chicken entrails. It was this method that prompted the intelligent design educational initiatives, the CDC campaign to promote chicken soup as an AIDS preventativ...
Washington, DC - In addition to being confined to a wheelchair, Cheney will also be sporting shaded spectacles and wearing a black leather glove on his right hand as well. "Cheney was concerned with the sudden appearance of inexplicable burses on...
Washington,DC/ Neilson Ratings Update - Jilly Beiden is at it again, following her 3 day "retreat" at the Betty Ford Clinic after her embarrassing showing on a recent Oprah Epic where she revealed that Hillary Clinton was really "a number Two", a ref...
Washington,DC/ Tribal News - Carrying the traditional i-kiwas, a short thrusting spear, a descendant of Zulu King, Shaka, tried to present a tribal offering to incoming President Obama, which unfortunately led to his immediate arrest sparking an int...
Barack Obama strolled (well, more of a strut) into the Oval Office for the first time and tried out his chair behind the President's Desk. As he grabbed the front of the Resolute desk to pull the chair forward, however, his face changed and his eyes...
In order to maintain his average rate of supporting centrist policies, Obama has countered the invitation of Pastor Rick Warren, an evangelist who believes marriage can only be between a man and a woman, with an invitation to Ingrid Mattson, Presiden...
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