Washington, DC - Early this morning behind closed doors of the Oval Office of the White House, the Jonas Brothers finally got to meet the new president of the United States of America, Barack Obama, like they wanted. Only it was not under the idyllic...
Barack Obama, America's supposed cool new dude presidente, has suffered a sudden blow in the first night of his presidente-ncy. Unbeknownced to the new Black in chief, the judges of TV hit show, So You Think You Can dance, were scoring the ballroom d...
Famously fickle Americans with attention spans framed by a commercial every twelve minutes for three generations have abandoned Barack Obama after one and a half days in office. US voter and sunspot collector, Joel Blink said that he voted for...
Obama accidentally let it slip to reporters that Fidel Castro paid a one billion dollar contribution to his campaign contingent on the new President getting the United States to abandon Guantanamo Bay within a year. Gitmo, as it is known to soldiers...
Sacramento/CA/ German-American Science News - Barely in power one day, and the Clinton Cabinet surrounding President Barack O'Bama is urging an immediate surgical strike to cut off the powerful opposition led by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Sena...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a surprise move, President Barack Obama has laid off 30 White House employees. A spokesman for the brand new president said that although the president hates to see anyone lose their job, he had to make that decision in order...
Following his grand entrance onto the world stage US President Barack Obama has shed more light on his earlier 1995 memoir admissions of alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine abuse during his teenage years. Obama has added to these admissions in an upda...
In a routine briefing this morning, a spokesman confirmed that now President Barack Obama was replaced by a robotic version of himself for the inauguration ceremony on Monday. In a move to be increase public awareness of security levels around t...
A thin, weary and ashen Barack Obama stood at the podium yesterday and took the oath of office from Chief Justice Roberts. When asked if he was willing and able to perform the duties of the office, Obama replied "Yeah sure, whatever", then put his fa...
The Inauguration of the Forty Fourth President of the United States was marred today by intermediate violence and upheaval when the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court administering the oath of Office, Stu Piddington, ineptly asked Mr Obama to say the...
Washington AC/DC - (Inauguration Mess): It was gloves off and no holds barred in Washington's National Mall yesterday as Chief Justice Roberts spoonfed Barack Obama a scrambled rehash of the Oath of Orifice ending with the stern judicial caveat Lord-...
President Barak Obama has sensationally phoned in sick on his first day in office, White House sources reveal. "Mrs Obama rang and said that the President had got a bit carried away celebrating last night. Apparently he'd drunk a bottle and a half...
Newly sworn-in president Barack Obama was last night at the centre of a scandal involving former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. Following a number of post-inauguration balls last night, Mr Obama was found in the Oval Office 'a little worse fo...
In his first day in office, Barak Obama, the new president of the United States, appeared to be upholding his promise for change during his term as president. Upon rising from his presidential bed, he announced that he would be changing both his u...
The ex-Presidents and the soon to be X's decided to play a little joke on Obama by attending the inaugural ceremonies dressed as famous people from America's political past. Dick Cheney got the biggest yucks when in showed up in a FDR wheelchair...
The ghost of Dr King is said to haunt the Lincoln Memorial, the site of his famous I have a dream speech. barack Obams himself has been haunting the same monument with a late night family visit, a pre Inauguration concert and a nap in Lincoln's stone...
"Diana Ross" Roberts the Chief of the Supremes reportedly went to the Inauguration ceremony purportedly still steaming over Senator Obama's vote against his nomination to the high court. All inside players watched anxiously to see how the opponents w...
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