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Funny story: Police Find Bag In Thames Valley Town

Police Find Bag In Thames Valley Town

Police in Reading Berkshire have found a bag in a trendy shopping centre and have announced that they are completely baffled by the find.

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Funny story: Captain America is a burrito-stuffed groper

Captain America is a burrito-stuffed groper

Melbourne, Florida - (Ass Mess): It's the old battle of the sexes rearing its ugly once again as a New Jersey physician found out last weekend after advice from colleagues in how to succeed with the opposite sex went horribly awry.

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Funny story: Britney wants Willy

Britney wants Willy

Britney Spears has been shooting her mouth off saying that she wants Willy.

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Funny story: Cattle Believed To Contribute To Greenhouse Effect

Cattle Believed To Contribute To Greenhouse Effect

Agricultural scientists and dairy farmers today made a joint statement saying that cows are the major polluters of the atmosphere and that they should all be fitted with catalytic converters before global warming gets out of control.

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Funny story: Alien Invasion Of Europe Set For 2008

Alien Invasion Of Europe Set For 2008

It has been exclusively revealed today that some clever scientists have been contacted by the CIA and MI5 and been told to expect an alien invasion in 2008.

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Funny story: PM was warned about cottaging on Hampstead Heath

PM was warned about cottaging on Hampstead Heath

London - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair was warned by police about cottaging in North London's prestigeous multi-millionaire Hampstead Heath area before he became party leader in 1994 according to transcripts of newly dicovered Robert Ma...

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Funny story: Jade Goody "I saw everything ya Honour"

Jade Goody "I saw everything ya Honour"

The television star and serial racist Jade Goody was again in the spotlight today when she was appearing in court to present her account of an attack that took place in February this year at top London nightclub "The National Fr...

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Funny story: Bush War Plan Revealed: Hang On Til Election, Let Democrats Lose

Bush War Plan Revealed: Hang On Til Election, Let Democrats Lose

(Planet Washington) -- A White House intern in the Bush White House has blown a whopper bigger than that made infamous by Monica Lewinsky, intern of Clinton era fame. Sweet Polly Purebread has revealed to several reporters at a downtown DC watering...

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Funny story: Million Dollar Panel Discovers: "Generals Should Not Decide GI's Disability, Doctors Should!"

Million Dollar Panel Discovers: "Generals Should Not Decide GI's Disability, Doctors Should!"

In a ground-breaking finding by a million dollar study group, it has been reported that military commanders short on troops have been known to send disabled soldiers back into battle.

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Funny story: John McCain Goes Manchurian on Daily Show

John McCain Goes Manchurian on Daily Show

(TV Land) -- This evening's airing of the Daily Show with Jon Stewart on Comedy Central Network, the nation's top rated news network, revealed a frustrated, rambling, drooling, incoherent John McCain who revealed himself to be THE MANCHURIAN...

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Funny story: Wall-Happy Americans Relent in Iraq!

Wall-Happy Americans Relent in Iraq!

Walls Galore is how the World Press has been describing US foreign and domestic policy since the demise of the Berliner. Made of jelly doughnut or cruller, the Berlin Wall fell to the applause of the free world. Down or not it has cast its ominous sh...

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Funny story: Mushroom Cloud? I said Mushroom Soup!

Mushroom Cloud? I said Mushroom Soup!

(Foggy Bottom, Planet Washington) -- Secretary of State Condoleeza "Wild" Rice, workout partner number one, was overheard at the recent White House Correspondents' dinner featuring the late Rich Little (R-Embalmed): "....my favori...

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Funny story: War Heroes Tell Congress: We Were Ordered To Lie

War Heroes Tell Congress: We Were Ordered To Lie

(Planet Washington) -- In sworn testimony before a House Committee today, a US Army Ranger testified that he was ordered to lie about the circumstances of a fellow soldier's death. Another soldier who was publicized by the Army as a female Rambo...

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Funny story: Pope Abolishes Limbo And Sends Bahamas Into Crisis

Pope Abolishes Limbo And Sends Bahamas Into Crisis

His Holiness The Pope has changed the face of Caribbean beach parties for ever. Because in a sensational move he has abolished Limbo.

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Funny story: Kryptonite Kid Kidnapped by Fergus McCarthy

Kryptonite Kid Kidnapped by Fergus McCarthy

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - Today, the Kryptonite Kid was kidnapped by The Spoof writer, Fergus McCarthy.

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Funny story: Saddam Hussein to Bush: What Have You Done To My Country!?

Saddam Hussein to Bush: What Have You Done To My Country!?

(Hell) -- Dead Iraqi Tyrant Saddam Hussein has issued a statement decrying the destruction of his country by President George W Bush (22 months to obscurity). It is true all they said about me, the disappearing opponents, the occasional beheadings,...

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Funny story: Bush's Head of War & Reconstruction Plans Introduced

Bush's Head of War & Reconstruction Plans Introduced

(Where The Sun Don't Shine) -- The "head" of President for 22 more months George W Bush Department of War Plans & Reconstruction, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Halliburton, has emerged from his office for a rare glimpse of his planning t...

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