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Funny story: Top cop Paddick booted out early

Top cop Paddick booted out early

London - (Ass Mess): Top Met cop Brian Paddick is being booted out by taking out early retirement next month after losing every hand of five years' high stakes blackmail poker against his boss Sir Ian Blair in a tortuous battle over gagging some...

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Funny story: Richard Gere, could get banged up in Bombay!

Richard Gere, could get banged up in Bombay!

An Indian court has issued an arrest warrant for Hollywood actor Richard Gere after he kissed Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty at an anti aids demo.

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell To Have Donald Trump's Baby

Rosie O'Donnell To Have Donald Trump's Baby

(New York, New York) -- Opposites really do attract. Billionaire developer, media star, and serial monogamist Donald Trump, has announced that comedian turned talk show host and "infant terrible" Rosie O'Donnell will carry his child.

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Funny story: Beanz Meanz Finez

Beanz Meanz Finez

London - (Ass Mess): In a classic Naomi Campbell moment of unsurpassing cretinous idiocy droopy-faced and be-botoxed Brit movie actor Hugh Grant took out his anger on a pap yesterday by throwing the nearest heavy projectile to hand, a 50p can of McT...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie to Adopt Prince Harry

Angelina Jolie to Adopt Prince Harry

London - Actress/sex kitten Angelina Jolie announced today that she would be seeking to adopt Prince Harry.

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Funny story: China creates first ever "Women's Town"

China creates first ever "Women's Town"

BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese tourism authorities are seeking investment to build a novel concept attraction -- the world's first "women's town", where men get punished for disobedience, an official said on Thursday.

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Funny story: Champions League Final Venue To Be Switched - Possibly

Champions League Final Venue To Be Switched - Possibly

UEFA, the governing body of European football, has hinted that they are reconsidering the venue for this year's Champion's League final.

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Funny story: Hugh Grant Has Bean Nicked

Hugh Grant Has Bean Nicked

News just in today that average actor and man who constantly says gosh when suprised, Hugh Grant has been arrested for throwing baked beans.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown to Become English

Gordon Brown to Become English

In what some would say is a desperate attempt to boost plummeting poll figures and approval ratings across the board, a frankly shell shocked spokesman representing a new grouping of Brownite Labour MP's has announced that The Chancellor and Prim...

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Funny story: Phil Spector "Russian Roulette" Claim

Phil Spector "Russian Roulette" Claim

Prosecutors at the murder trial of mentalist nutcase music producer Phil Spector have claimed that he "was always beating up women".

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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Dumped Out Of 'Dancing With The Stars'

Heather Mills McCartney Dumped Out Of 'Dancing With The Stars'

Heather Mills McCartney, the estranged wife of murdered ex-Soviet spy Alexander Litvinenko, has been banished from Dancing With The Stars, the US version of the BBC show, Stiffly Come Dancing.

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Funny story: Karl Rove To Be Indicted

Karl Rove To Be Indicted

(Executive Branch) -- Karl Rove, Political Consellor to President George W Bush and often referred to over the years as Bush's Brain (Bush's Liver, Herb Peterson, took early retirement with medical leave), has been served another subpoena, a...

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Funny story: Satan & Cheney in 2008: A Father & Son Ticket

Satan & Cheney in 2008: A Father & Son Ticket

(The 8th Ring of Hades) -- The Prince of Darkness (I-Darkness) and Richard B A Dick Cheney (R-Wyoming) have announced they will mount a campaign for the presidency of the United States. It is believed to be the first Father & Son Ticket although Joh...

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Funny story: Dead Monkey Designer Bags Sold at Sainsbury's

Dead Monkey Designer Bags Sold at Sainsbury's

An astounding two million bags were sold at Sainsbury's supermarkets in just one hour.

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Announces New Reality Show - Teaming with Trump and Sharpton

Rosie O'Donnell Announces New Reality Show - Teaming with Trump and Sharpton

New York - Only hours after announcing that she would be leaving the ABC daytime show, The View, popular talk show host and comedienne, Rosie O'Donnell announced that she would be teaming with controversial businessman Donald Trump, and civil rig...

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

J.K. Rowling's laptop has been intercepted by a TheSpoof.com source with details on the final installment of the Harry Potter Stories the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

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Funny story: Bitch Smacked Up By Gunner Queen

Bitch Smacked Up By Gunner Queen

It is a well known fact that Prince William is an Aston Villa supporter, Charles Prefers netball to Football and Harry likes the odd game of Ker-plunk but did anybody know that her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is a Gunner apparently taking after Queen...

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