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Funny story: Match of the Day row over Lineker Gaff

Match of the Day row over Lineker Gaff

Gary Lineker has sparked fresh controversy by stating that all premiership footballers, with the possible exception of Manchester United's Paul Scholes, were egocentric philistines who had no understanding or appreciation of the finer things in life.

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Funny story: Stalybridge Celtic break away record

Stalybridge Celtic break away record

Stalybridge Celtic of the Conference North were admitted into the Guinness Book of Records for the most consecutive away games for a senior team. The last away game played by the Conference North side was at the start of October 2008. Due to cup r...

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Funny story: Ipswich Town To Be Thrown Out Of FA Cup?

Ipswich Town To Be Thrown Out Of FA Cup?

Ipswich Town, who yesterday beat Chesterfield in the 3rd round of the FA Cup, are this morning the subject of an FA investigation after it was revealed that they may have fielded an inelligible fan. Chesterfield were only involved in the game as a...

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Funny story: Mark Hughes And Big Phil Scolari To Swap Jobs

Mark Hughes And Big Phil Scolari To Swap Jobs

A sensational story from the Premiership this evening, as news broke that Manchester City manager, Mark Hughes, and Big Phil Scolari of Chelsea, both of whom have made a right hash of easy positions, are to swap jobs. Hughes took over at Eastlands...

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Funny story: Bush blames Hammers for Gazza hell

Bush blames Hammers for Gazza hell

Upton Park - (Offside Mess): George W Bush has waded into the quagmire of British football tragedy and blamed West Ham FC player abstinence policies for Paul Gascoigne's plight. The 41 year old 57 times England-capped midfielder was notoriously re...

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Funny story: Portsmouth buy Santa - Cruz - James to take over

Portsmouth buy Santa - Cruz - James to take over

South coast hack Ernie "Tom" Cruz reports from Portsmouth that the club have bought Santa Claus for an undisclosed sum. Tony Adams has not revealed the terms of the deal but it is reported to be a long term one involving a steady supply of mince pies...

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Funny story: EU President to Ban Soccer in Europe

EU President to Ban Soccer in Europe

The Czech Republic marked the start of its six-month term of the European Union presidency on January 1st 2009 with its deputy Prime Minister in charge of EU affairs, Alexander Armadildo, announcing he intends to enforce a prohibition on professional...

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Funny story: Liverpool Fans Organise Collection To Pay Steven Gerrard's Fine

Liverpool Fans Organise Collection To Pay Steven Gerrard's Fine

Steven Gerrard, the Liverpool and England player, had some uplifting news this morning, when it was announced that a section of the club's supporters have decided to organise a collection to pay for the impoverished star's fine. Liverpool revealed...

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Funny story: Vordazov in Saints Takeover

Vordazov in Saints Takeover

The fortunes of Southampton Football Club were today turned unpside down with the shock takeover by Russian Billionaire, Alexei Vordazov. Vordazov, who has a personal fortune of over $20 billion, yesterday paid 27p per share, valuing the club at nex...

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Funny story: Saints Sign Powell in Astonishing Day

Saints Sign Powell in Astonishing Day

Southampton have today announced the signing of Dan Powell from Eastleigh FC for £1.5m plus Ollie Lancashire, Ryan Smith, and Jan Poortvliet. In a day that saw Portsmouth and West Ham both plunge into administration on the same fateful morning, it w...

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Funny story: Saints Move for Former Full Back

Saints Move for Former Full Back

Southampton F.C. are rumoured to have made a £750k bid to re-sign full back Thom King from Winchester City. The 20 year old who can also play at centre-back has been targeted after the club recently lost Alex Pearce to Reading and Jack Cork to Watfor...

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Funny story: Attacks on Gazza condemned by everyone, everywhere

Attacks on Gazza condemned by everyone, everywhere

The recent horrific attacks on Gazza have been condemned by virtually everyone as unjust and unnecessarily harsh, the latest, coming as it does from a 12-year boy old called Regan, named after the original Sweeney pilot movie, who simply wishes that...

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Funny story: Steve Gerrard To Be Fined Two Weeks' Wages

Steve Gerrard To Be Fined Two Weeks' Wages

Steven Gerrard, the Liverpool captain, received the worst news possible this morning, when Anfield officials, keen to nip media criticism of the star in the bud, fined the midfielder two weeks' wages. The fine is a massive blow for Gerrard, who wa...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard Latest: Liverpool Fans Say They Will Do Gerrard's 'Prison Time' For Him

Steven Gerrard Latest: Liverpool Fans Say They Will Do Gerrard's 'Prison Time' For Him

There was good news for Steven Gerrard today, when hundreds of Liverpool's staunchest supporters made a tremendous gesture towards the Anfield club and their captain when they said they would happily go to pison and serve time for him so that he coul...

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Funny story: Stoke City Unveil New Sponsor: The BNP

Stoke City Unveil New Sponsor: The BNP

Stoke City football club, currently languishing precariously in 18th place in the Premier League, and undergoing something of a crisis at the moment, have unveiled their new shirt sponsors - the British National Party (BNP). Stoke, in the Potterie...

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Funny story: Steve Gerrard Arrest Latest

Steve Gerrard Arrest Latest

Steve Gerrard, the Liverpool and England footballer, has been charged with assault and affray after an incident at a Merseyside nightclub and restaurant in the early hours of Monday morning, and may face a ban of up to three matches. Gerrard, 28,...

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Funny story: Emiliano Ensured Dossena's Defacebook

Emiliano Ensured Dossena's Defacebook

It is a pinnacle moment in the footballing calender as we approach the new year, the final few pages of 2008 are being written and looking back it can only be overshadowed by a few premiership upsets. Of course these were all laughed off at the P...

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