In an amazing press conference at Old Trafford following this morning's training session, Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson raised the bar on Manc - Scouse non relationships. "Just listen tae this," he told assembled press veterans, as h...
Harry Rednapp, the free spending manager of Tottenham, has admitted he has made a mistake in buying back Robbie Keane. "I looked at the squad and realised we needed a midfielder," he explained. "So when I heard Keane was available, you know, I ju...
The story has finally been revealed that that Manchester Sh*tty has been plotting to de-rail Liverduds FC. By pushing Dwayne Thickly onto Manure, Liverduds may once again be left behind. London side checksky have found that their brief glory is...
Earstwhile footballer and poet, Rabbie Queen, has been accused of sending a "come and chase me" message to Tottenham Hotspuds by wearing a very fetching cravat during the recent game vs Liverduds. Hurry Redsplat interpreted the message as come and...
Despite the stories printed recently, Tony Adams has not been in any mirror. He says past experience has taught him it's never wise to be in the mirror. In coming to terms with no longer being Arsenal captain (and by virtue, the centre of the univ...
Rafia Benetentoes exclusively revealed tonight that they had to ditch Robber Keane because his feet had fallen off! They had tried several fixes including super glue but the feet had completely gone. Commentators had continued to question his non-...
Fans who were sitting near Robbie Keane at Anfield last Sunday during the Liverpool v. Chelsea game, have said that even before his transfer back to White Hart Lane had been announced, the player was wearing a Tottenham scarf around his neck. Kean...
Spuds are getting ready for life in the championship and have been busy signing players who can get them into the playoffs next season. Daniel "bye bye miss American pie drive in to the levy but the levy was lost for ideas (but sign anyone in last...
Tottering hot spuds have announced they will resign some of their top players in order to recapture past form. Hurry Redsnap has launched a bid to resign all of spuds best players from past years. The latest bid to sign Danny Blanchflower and J...
An anonymous source has admitted what all sports media have been reporting for some time, that referees target certain clubs and players and also let other clubs get away with murder. In an off the record conversation with this website, a senior ref...
Andrei Arshavin, the Zenit St Petersburg striker, will complete his belated on/off move to Arsenal later today after a draught was found in the Transfer Window. The window, which had already been firmly shut and locked at midnight last night, prev...
A number of British banks have pointed to the "erratic" and "poorly executed" business decisions made by Liverpool FC and specifically Rafa Benitez today. The statements came almost immediately after Robbie Keane, bought by Liverpool in the summer...
Robbie Keane, the striker who Liverpool signed from Tottenham Hotspur last summer, is furious tonight after the Merseyside club announced that he has been sold back to Spurs against his will. Despite being loved by the White Hart Lane faithful, Ke...
Negotiations with Robbie Keane appear to have been untangled, signalling the Irish strikers return from Liverpool after a brief and costly spell at the former title contenders. Harry Redknapp is said to be delighted that his masterplan was coming...
The FA have announced today that West Ham, Fulham and West Bromwich Albion have been allowed to merge, to form what some reporters are describing as a "Super Club". The club which will be called "West West Ful-Ham-Ham" was devised initially by the...
Cristiano Ronaldo became the first foreigner to receive the Victoria Cross, for bravery beyond the course of duty around the penalty box in England. The Portugese striker has shown incredible courage, and in one battle against Aston Villa he was fell...
Liverpool football player Robbie Keane has now been missing for over 48 hours, Merseyside police have confirmed. The Irish Striker, who was originally purchased by Liverpool for £19M from Tottenham was last seen in the last few minutes of the matc...
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