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Funny story: John Edwards and the $400 Haircut

John Edwards and the $400 Haircut

John Edwards fought against the $1200 toilet seats and $285 dollar hammers. The Senator was vigilant in searching through bills in Congress to block extravagent spending and purchases. He rallied against governmental trips to Nassau or Maui for dep...

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Funny story: Anna Nicole case judge Larry pleads not guilty of going to pot

Anna Nicole case judge Larry pleads not guilty of going to pot

Florida - (Ass Mess): Yet another man called Larry from the Anna Nicole Smith saga is in the limelight today as Judge Larry Korda, who presided over burial arriangements for the late Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith, filed a written plea of not g...

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Funny story: Matthew Mellon courtroom drama continues

Matthew Mellon courtroom drama continues

London - (Ass Mess): The London High Court case prosecuting oil and banking wannabe-heir Matthew Mellon for electronic hacking and snooping activities has heard how the corrupt ex-cops he hired to do the dirty were duped into trying to penetrate the...

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Funny story: Jade Goody - Wild Woman Of The Woods!

Jade Goody - Wild Woman Of The Woods!

Jade Goody, celebrity unemployable idiot, continues her spectacular fall from grace with reports that she has gone wild and is living in a makeshift tent in Epping Forest.

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Funny story: Lampard: "Jose Mourinho Doesn't Do Crack!"

Lampard: "Jose Mourinho Doesn't Do Crack!"

"Jose Moaninho does not take crack!" That was the message from Chelsea midfielder Frank Lamp-post today, in defence of his beleaguered manager, Joe Moaner.

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Funny story: Moon to Earth: You're Not the Boss of Me

Moon to Earth: You're Not the Boss of Me

HIGH EARTH ORBIT (AP Newsliar) - Responding to the latest barb in the war of words between the Earth and its Moon, the Moon today fired back: "You're not the boss of me."...

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Funny story: No more Limbo For The Pope

No more Limbo For The Pope

Pope Benedict XVI has brought to an end the 800 year old concept of limbo, following a theological study, the Vatican has announced.

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Funny story: Cash for peerages cops focus on Lord Levy and the 9/11 massacre

Cash for peerages cops focus on Lord Levy and the 9/11 massacre

London - (Ass Mess): Lord Levy, the blind trust portfolio bagman to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, his personal Middle East envoy, chief WMD/yellowcake uranium fantasist and top racketeering partner responisble for flogging peerages, is squirming with...

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Funny story: Steven Hawkings in Zero Gravity

Steven Hawkings in Zero Gravity

CCN - NASA - Today, Stephen Hawking was taken aboard the the "vomit comet," putting him one step closer to going to space. Space, the final frontier... Yes, Mr. Hawking enjoyed the experience and was overjoyed at the prospect of being in...

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Funny story: Roger Ebert Frightens Many At Overlooked Film Festival

Roger Ebert Frightens Many At Overlooked Film Festival

CHICAGO, ILLINOISE-(FANGORIA) A decision to bravely face the world can sometimes NOT get the appropriate reception originally perceived. That was the dilemma facing long time tv host of PBS "At The Movies" /Chicago Sun Time...

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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty serving saucy succulent snappy snacks!

Shilpa Shetty serving saucy succulent snappy snacks!

MUMBAI (Rooters) - Shilpa Shetty, the winner of reality television show "Celebrity TeleTubbies", will open a chain of Indian curry houses in Britain, a newspaper reported on Friday.

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Funny story: Regis Philbin Returns To Talk Show

Regis Philbin Returns To Talk Show

NEW YORK--(ASP) Looking none to much for wear & tear, that immutable and zesty host of "Live with Regis and Kelly" returned to daytime talk showland. Having been gone for a good 6 weeks, Regis Philbin underwent a qu...

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Funny story: Clubbers Warned About New Drug

Clubbers Warned About New Drug

Cluubers have been warned by a group doctors, about the dangers of a new drug that is prevalant on the club scene and is seen as an alternative to Ecstacy.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo and Jose Mourinho Go At It

Cristiano Ronaldo and Jose Mourinho Go At It

Chelsea manager Jose Moaninho and Melchester United heart throb Crustiano Retardo have entered into a war of words, the like of which, has never before been heard in Portuguese.

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Funny story: Obama Preparing for Attack by Hillary Clinton

Obama Preparing for Attack by Hillary Clinton

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Barack Hussein Obama Junior is preparing for an attack by U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton. Hillary announced that she was going to do more high dollar fund raisers, especially for those contributors who can pony up the maximum $4...

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Funny story: Hillary Dominates Seven Men, Vows Retaliation

Hillary Dominates Seven Men, Vows Retaliation

(South Carolina) -- Hillary Clinton has emerged as the leading presidential contender among 8 declared Democratic candidates in the first debate of this 19- month (Jezuz!) election season. Big losers were John Edwards and Barack Obama. Edwards'...

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Funny story: Spam Stimulates Brain, say Researchers

Spam Stimulates Brain, say Researchers

New York, Apr 27 - In a major setback to anti-spammers around the world, a group of researchers under the banner of Association of Scientific Spam (ASS) have proven that spam mail, otherwise known as junk mail, stimulates the growth of the brain cell...

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