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Funny story: Robinho Poops His Uniform Pants Waiting for KaKa

Robinho Poops His Uniform Pants Waiting for KaKa

Manchester City landed the multi talented superstar Robinho despite rival offers from the Sheriff of Nottingham amd the Maid marion footballers. Robinho claims to glad to be a Mancity mauler but rumor has it that he is anxious to win some trophies.

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Funny story: Scolari sacked - Mourinho to return

Scolari sacked - Mourinho to return

Scolari sacked - Mourinho to returnPhil Scolari, the well respected manager of Chelsea, has been sacked tonight by club owner Roman Abramovich. The "Blues" managed to overcome a 1-0 deficit to beat unrated Southend United 4-1 in tonight replayed FA C...

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Funny story: Kaka to sign for Forfar Athletic

Kaka to sign for Forfar Athletic

Brazilian football star Kaka today announced he was joining Forfar Athletic for £300 million. The A.C.Milan player said: 'All my life I wish to play in England, is not the money, though the £300 million will buy me some good coffee. I respect Forf...

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Funny story: Disgusted Chelsea Fan Bins Season Ticket

Disgusted Chelsea Fan Bins Season Ticket

A drunken Chelsea supporter was so disgusted about his team's uncharacteristically shambolic performance in the 3-0 defeat against Manchester United on Saturday, that he went straight down to the Stamford Bridge ground after the game, and nailed his...

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Funny story: Chelsea 'Better' Than Southend - Scolari

Chelsea 'Better' Than Southend - Scolari

Big Phil Scolari announced in a press conference today that Chelsea were a better team than Southend. Which should come as no surprise to seasoned football fans the world over, considering that the current squad of Chelsea players cost something i...

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Funny story: City In Audacious Bid For Kaka

City In Audacious Bid For Kaka

Mega rich yet mega crap football club, Manchester City have launched an audacious £100 million bid for Brazilian midfielder cum striker cum kebab salesman Kaka, from AC Milan. City, for so long in the shadow of neighbours United, are determined to...

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Funny story: No Panic At Stamford Bridge

No Panic At Stamford Bridge

A flower vendor outside Fulham Broadway tube station today announced categorically that there was no crisis at Stamford Bridge. Rumours abounded that Roman Abramovich, the Chelsea 'owner' was 'not best pleased' with his multi-million pound team's...

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Funny story: Sales Of Armchairs On Increase On Fulham Road

Sales Of Armchairs On Increase On Fulham Road

Several furniture stores in South London appear to have bucked the current economic trend, and have reported a marked increase in the sales of living room furniture, particularly armchairs and footstools, says a report. Two stores, Feather & B...

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Funny story: Ronaldo Fingered as Playah ov da Yeah

Ronaldo Fingered as Playah ov da Yeah

ManU star Cristiano Ronaldo has been named Player of the Year. Judges from across the genders have joined forces to tell the world that this Portugoose can play it like a superstar. An incredible collection of humanity and even some bestialities...

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Funny story: Portsmouth abandon Manchester City clash

Portsmouth abandon Manchester City clash

Saturday's Premiership clash between Pompey and Manchester City was abandoned when referee Mike Dean visited Frampton Park ahead of the game and discovered a tribe of Inuit living on the pitch. The Inuit normally live in Alaska, but had chosen to...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Ferrari Possessed By Princess Diana's Ghost

Cristiano Ronaldo Ferrari Possessed By Princess Diana's Ghost

The Ferrari crashed by Manchester United's Portuguese whinger, Cristiano Ronaldo, was impounded by Greater Manchester Police this morning, after it emerged that the vehicle may have been possessed by the ghost of Princess Diana. Ronaldo ploughed t...

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Funny story: New Revelations Leaves Redknapp Reputation in Tatters

New Revelations Leaves Redknapp Reputation in Tatters

English Football was again rocked this morning, by fresh allegations of corruption against Tottenham's wily old Manager, Harry 'Teflon' Redknapp. Suspicions were first raised at his new Club, when only weeks after Redknapp's arrival, the Club's stati...

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Funny story: Gazza for Gaza City

Gazza for Gaza City

Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne is heading for the Middle East to finish off his career. Gaza City FC manager, Abdul Al Newcastali made the announcement today from under the terraces of the city stadium, where he was sheltering from incoming tank fire. "At...

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger Walks Out Of Arsenal

Arsene Wenger Walks Out Of Arsenal

Confusion reigned at the Emirates Stadium this morning after it was announced that Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger had walked out of the club just hours before the Gunners' biggest Premier League game of the season so far, against Hull City at the KC Stad...

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Funny story: Sir Richard Branson Saints Chairman

Sir Richard Branson Saints Chairman

Today Southampton Football Club have announced that Sir Richard Branson will take control of the club after they accepted a £40 million bid for the Championship outfit. Branson has said that "As I am the owner of Virgin Southampton fans will get c...

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Funny story: ManCity Markie Hughes: I'll Break Haim's Cherry

ManCity Markie Hughes: I'll Break Haim's Cherry

Manchester City manager, Markie Hughes has pledged to bust the hymen of Tol Ben Haim, jostle the jock of Brazilian striker Jo and evicerate Elano the midfielder. All the harsh talk from the Manchester manager comes from the rumored mutiny that the ga...

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Funny story: Ferguson to decide Premier League Fixtures next season

Ferguson to decide Premier League Fixtures next season

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is to decide the entire premier league fixture programme according to a statement released today. The 9 time league winner has shown much displeasure at this seasons fixture list protesting that it left Uni...

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