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Funny story: Million Dollar I.D. Theft Ring Run By Kids Busted

Million Dollar I.D. Theft Ring Run By Kids Busted

SPRINGFIELD, COLORADO--(BREAKING NEWS) An FBI task force swooped in and arrested 38 Springfield Junior High School students with ages ranging from 10 to 15 years old & 2 adults on serious I.D. theft...

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Funny story: Leeds United: A Lifeline?

Leeds United: A Lifeline?

Leeds United, relegated from football's Championship at the weekend, were this morning handed an incredible lifeline by the Football Association for their never-say-die attitude at the end of Saturday's 1-1 draw with

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie to adopt herself

Angelina Jolie to adopt herself

World-wide Press Orifice, It has been reported that Angelina Jolie is so fed up of running around after other people's kids and doing Brads laundry that she feels she needs some time to herself.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Shocker Barack Obama Rubbed My Uvula

Hillary Clinton Shocker Barack Obama Rubbed My Uvula

WASHINGTON D.C.--(DCROMANCE) Presidential front-runner Senator Hillary Clinton (D-New York) last night accused fellow Democrat Senator Barack Obama (D-Illinois) of conduct unbecoming of a Government legislative offic...

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Funny story: Jade Goody to coach Richard Gere in Bollywood Etiquette

Jade Goody to coach Richard Gere in Bollywood Etiquette

In a shock announcement, actor Richard Gere's agent has announced that the star of such romantic films as "Pretty Woman" is to receive coaching on etiquette from English former nanny and Bad Girl of Celebrity Big Brothe...

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Funny story: Quarterback Michael Vick In Trouble For Dog Fighting

Quarterback Michael Vick In Trouble For Dog Fighting

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is in trouble again. Police raided his home in a search for drugs and discovered 66 pit bulls used for dog fighting and all of the associated equipment and tools. Vick denied knowledge of the animals or the...

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Funny story: Katie's Cruise ultimatum: either the mother-in-law goes or I do

Katie's Cruise ultimatum: either the mother-in-law goes or I do

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Film actor Tom Cruise has received an ultimatum from wife Katie Holmes, mother of their baby daughter Suri, who is said to have become exasperated at having her mother-in-law Mary Lee Mapother living in a custom built shed-cum...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Is Inspiration Behind New Cartoon Character

Wayne Rooney Is Inspiration Behind New Cartoon Character

A schoolboy from Sheffield has created the first new character to be included in one of Britain's favourite comic strips since it began 50 years ago.

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Funny story: West Ham Hammered By FA

West Ham Hammered By FA

West Ham United, amazingly still in the Premier League, have been hit by a massive fine over irregularities concerning the transfers of Argentinian players Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano.

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Funny story: Britain Basks In Hottest April Since...Yawn

Britain Basks In Hottest April Since...Yawn

The UK Met Office has said that this month has been the hottest April since records began in 1659. The average temperature was 12.2 degrees Celsius, a full 3 degrees higher than the previous historical high of 9.2 degrees Celsius rec...

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Funny story: A-Rod's Surge Puts Yanks in the Cellar!

A-Rod's Surge Puts Yanks in the Cellar!

Sports analysts across the country are in agreement that Alex Rodriguez has always performed best on losing teams. His best numbers were put up on a cellar-dwelling Texas Ranger Team, once owned by perennial loser President Bush. Now that A-Rod is ab...

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Funny story: Blood Diamonds Inspires World-Wide Donation

Blood Diamonds Inspires World-Wide Donation

The film Blood Diamonds has inspired a global movement to donate diamond engagement rings to help the oppressed diamond miners across Africa.

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Funny story: Iraqi Militia Unit - "Make My Day" Hunts Harry!

Iraqi Militia Unit - "Make My Day" Hunts Harry!

An Iraqi militia unit code named "Make My Day" has the obsessive goal of capturing Prince Harry!...

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Funny story: Habeas Corpus Body count in Iraq!

Habeas Corpus Body count in Iraq!

US Corpse Census Takers in Iraq have been reporter a reduction of dead since Bush's surge. Bushologist, Ameye Knutts, reports that this sort of thing has happened often in the checkered career of W. He fails and then fails and then fails hard. .

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Funny story: Obama Arrested as Terrorist

Obama Arrested as Terrorist

Barack Hussein Obama was arrested on suspicions of being a terrorist at Washington DC's Dulles airport.

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Funny story: Sanjaya Accepts Job Offer To Raise Money To Get Mom Out of Jail

Sanjaya Accepts Job Offer To Raise Money To Get Mom Out of Jail

Sanjaya Malakar, faced with mounting legal bills for his mother and sister, has accepted a job offer from The Helen of Troy corporation. Sanjaya will begin modelling wigs for the company beginning immediately.

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Funny story: Curt Schilling Silences Doubters of Bloody Sock

Curt Schilling Silences Doubters of Bloody Sock

In 2004, Curt Schilling pitched the Boston Red Sox to a World Series victory. He did this with damage to his right foot that caused his socks to fill up with blood. Doubters (read as "Yankee Fans") now believe that the sock was faked to m...

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