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Funny story: Manchester City Falling Apart

Manchester City Falling Apart

More problems at Eastlands this morning, after it was reported that, because Brazilian star Kaka wasn't coming, Craig Bellamy has put in a transfer request only hours after signing for Manchester City. Bellamy signed from West Ham for a fee though...

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Funny story: Kaka rejects City

Kaka rejects City

Brazilian world superstar Kaka has turned down a £100million transfer to nouveau riche club, Manchester City overnight. The Brazilian attacking midfielder was originally offered personal terms of half a million pounds a week, but Kaka has claimed...

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Funny story: "Football doesn't matter" claim shock

"Football doesn't matter" claim shock

The outgoing Chairman of the Football Association, Brian Orange, has caused a storm of outrage amongst football supporters by saying that, in the scheme of things, football doesn't really matter. "Sure, at it's best it is an enjoyable game to watch,...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson In Turd Slur

Sir Alex Ferguson In Turd Slur

Local rivalries can be found wherever you look in football, but nowhere is the rivalry more intense than in Manchester, where United and City perpetually compete with each other for the glory. For a long time now, it's been United that have held...

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Funny story: Man City Sign Cack By Mistake

Man City Sign Cack By Mistake

In an easily explained mix up over names Mark Hughes elderly secretary, Edith Miggins, 72, has mistakenly tabled an offer of £107 million pounds to AC Milan for Cack. Not surprisingly, Milan telexed right back to say that their offer had been acce...

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Funny story: Israelis attack Manchester

Israelis attack Manchester

Israeli forces last night began a bombardment of Manchester, killing at least 3000 Mancunians, including many hundreds of women and children. By 2am today, they had taken control of the City Of Manchester Stadium, saying they intended to install Avra...

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Funny story: Jermain Defoe Forgets Who He Is Playing For

Jermain Defoe Forgets Who He Is Playing For

There was confusion at White Hart Lane this afternoon, when Tottenham Hotspur entertained Portsmouth in the fixture that saw in-form striker Jermain Defoe playing for and against his former clubs. Defoe emerged onto the pitch at the start of the g...

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Funny story: Chelsea Fans Who Left Early To Have Their Season Tickets Confiscated

Chelsea Fans Who Left Early To Have Their Season Tickets Confiscated

A briiliant comeback by Chelsea saw them beat Stoke City 2-1 at Stamford Bridge this afternoon, but there was bad news for many hundreds of the Blues fans who had already walked out of the ground early- they are to have their season tickets confiscat...

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Funny story: Manchester City sign Kate Winslet

Manchester City sign Kate Winslet

Mark Hughes today signed actress Kate Winslet, to 'shore up our defence a bit, and put a bit of backbone into the team. Our abysmal away record can only be improved by Kate, and she'll be pulling on the famous blue shirt today - in front of the crowd...

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Funny story: Manchester City In for £200m Terry and £2.99 Leeds Utd.

Manchester City In for £200m Terry and £2.99 Leeds Utd.

Unconfirmed reports emanating from The City Of Manchester Stadium this morning suggest Manchester City are planning to follow up their attempts to sign Kaka from AC Milan with an audacious double swoop for Chelsea's penalty king John Terry and Leeds...

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Funny story: Manchester City Arab Owners To Drill For Oil In Eastlands Car Park

Manchester City Arab Owners To Drill For Oil In Eastlands Car Park

There was more astonishing news at glamour club Manchester City this morning, when it emerged that the club's oil-rich Arab billionaires Sheikh Mansour and club chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak have decided that, to fund the purchase of AC Milan's Kaka,...

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Funny story: Kaka for sale on e-bay

Kaka for sale on e-bay

Brazilian star Kaka is up for sale on e-bay. His current club, Italian giants AC Milan, have decided to move out of the box, so to speak, and have put their influential playmaker on the open market. Two bids have been made to date but the reserve,...

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Funny story: Kaka: Manchester City To Buy Woolworths Instead

Kaka: Manchester City To Buy Woolworths Instead

Chaos this morning at Eastlands, where executives at Manchester City seem to have bowed to fan pressure, and have decided to shelve plans to buy the AC Milan star, Kaka, for a reputed £107million. The club will, instead, buy Woolworths. Critici...

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Funny story: Jesus Christ to sign for Manchester City

Jesus Christ to sign for Manchester City

FIFA world player of the year, Jesus Christ, today announced he was going to play for Manchester City. 'I'm going to play for Manchester City', he announced, 'here's Mark Hughes.' 'Blessed be the Brazilians, who believe in me', the City gaffer sai...

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Funny story: Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo crashes second car

Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo crashes second car

Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo has crashed a second car in as many days. It appears that on this occasion it was the inclement weather to blame, causing him to write off his £12,000 Skoda Favourit Cosworth in the driveway of his home.

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Funny story: Kaka Wouldn't Get Out Of Bed For £260,000

Kaka Wouldn't Get Out Of Bed For £260,000

AC Milan star Kaka, has told fans of Manchester City that, although he would like the chance to play in the Premier League, and would relish the opportunity to help the Sky Blues to break out of the ever-present shadow of their city rivals Manchester...

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Funny story: Man City Fall for eBay Scam

Man City Fall for eBay Scam

Representatives of Manchester City FC have been left red-faced after falling for an eBay scam, we can exclusively reveal. Staff at the club, now the richest in the world since being bought in September 2007 by Sheikh Itallabout, became embroiled i...

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