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Funny story: Demo Bigot Voters In Quandry!

Demo Bigot Voters In Quandry!

Almost anyone who grew up in a working class Democrat family can identify with the Demobigot. Maybe he was your Dad, your Uncle Guiseppe, Tio Jose or Opa but there they were card-carrying union members who voted Democratic like it was a religion but regularly disrespected women and blacks.

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Funny story: British Women Get Tiddly and Talk about their Vajayjays

British Women Get Tiddly and Talk about their Vajayjays

Like many of us, Heather Trotter-Twobutts enjoyed a few eeny-weeny glasses of vin rouge over Christmas without giving a second thought to just how twee she'd become. Most of her colleagues and friends drank the s...

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Funny story: Boo Hoo Who?

Boo Hoo Who?

NEW YORK -- After one year - how time flies, it just seems like yesterday,of the Presidential candidates roaming the country for support in an election, which is eleven months away, WTF NEWS in New York sent a reporter to ask the following question:

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Funny story: How to Meet Women Book Hits Number One

How to Meet Women Book Hits Number One

Pahokee, Florida (IPP) - Dr. Upp Chuck's latest book on how to meet women has hit the top of the best seller's list this week as both men and women flock to bookstores trying to find a copy of the popular book.

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Funny story: Happy Period, Cramping Sales

Happy Period, Cramping Sales

Cincinnati - The new feminine hygiene advertising campaign; "Have a Happy Period", has put a serious cramp in sales of a major consumer goods company, according to Wall Street analysts.

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Funny story: Noshing Mink's Lost World Part II

Noshing Mink's Lost World Part II

In the last instalment, I was drafted into an expedition to the Amazon to look for dinosaurs. In this episode, I almost get eaten by a large plant but am rescued by a scantily clad blond women with big jugs.

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Funny story: Football Results To Be Read By A Woman

Football Results To Be Read By A Woman

BBC Sport, in a move calculated to revolutionise viewers' perception of women in sport, have agreed to a trial run of women reading the football results on Final Score on Saturdays. In a link-up with television and the BBC website, here are today's results read by chatty Chat Show host Gaby Logan:...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabia is a free country for camels not for women.

Saudi Arabia is a free country for camels not for women.

In Saudi Arabia, camels can go wherever they want but not women,...

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Funny story: Fat Birds More Brainy than Skinny Ones

Fat Birds More Brainy than Skinny Ones

A study published today by the Institute for Pointless Research appears to suggest that the IQ of females and their offspring are affected positively in direct proportion to increases in their body mass index, i.e the fatter they are the smarter they...

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Funny story: Buxom Wenches Are Brainier Says Study

Buxom Wenches Are Brainier Says Study

Birds with bouncing breasts, bounteous buttocks and thunderous thighs have bigger brains than bony bints, claims an academic at Bognor University.

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Funny story: Why Dancing = Romancing

Why Dancing = Romancing

Good dancers are more likely to sweep women off their feet - and it's not just their funky moves that do the trick. A new study says men who know how to strut their stuff tend to have better body symmetry. It seems that a good rhythmical pelvic thrust is not just an asset on the dance floor!...

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Funny story: Scottish ex-prostitutes find home

Scottish ex-prostitutes find home

Go to the centre of Edinburgh after dark and you can see the women start to colonise the district. The grey suits that are everywhere during daylight hours give way to multi-coloured miniskirts as the time arrives for a different kind of product to be traded.

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Funny story: Prominent Women's Group: "Guys are Jerks"

Prominent Women's Group: "Guys are Jerks"

The Women's Forum for Peace and Equalness held their annual convention last week and their message was a simple one: guys are jerks, and we're never getting involved with one of them again.

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Funny story: Focusing on sexy

Focusing on sexy

Researchers at the University of Florida studied what people actually look at when the objects are beautiful people reports the September issue of the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology.

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Funny story: McClaren Calls Up Women Footballers

McClaren Calls Up Women Footballers

England football manager Steve McClaren is to draft in some of the players from of the England Women's Team after their stunning 6-1 victory over Argentina in the Female World Cup in China.

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Funny story: Men prefer attractive women over ugly ones, according to study

Men prefer attractive women over ugly ones, according to study

A five-year, government backed, $25 million University of Indiana study has shown that most men prefer attractive women over ugly ones.

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Funny story: Flip-Flops & September 11th

Flip-Flops & September 11th

(New York--NY) I like feet. No, let me be clear. I like women's feet. No, let me be even more clear: I like women's feet if they're attached to women between the ages of 20-32. Preferably, the feet in question should be a matched set with a pedicure no more than one week old.

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